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Doug Sutton is the publisher of Santa Clarita Gazette, Canyon Country and Santa Clarita Living Magazines. Doug is active in Rotary Club of Santa Clarita, the local Chamber of Commerce and Heart of the Canyons Church. Doug and Jeannie have been married for 32 years, living in the Santa Clarita Valley for 20 years, raising their 3 sons here.

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Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 25, 2017

Please Note:

 The following (starting with “I’m mad as”) was written Tuesday before Signal Publisher Chuck Champion addressed the City Council Tuesday evening regarding, among other things, the Bill Miranda controversy. Chuck stated that he was aware of the issue for several months and it precluded him from entering into a business arrangement with Miranda.

I can hear the critics now: Sutton and the Gazette were made aware of this by Champion and The Signal, pushing us to expose it. While Chuck is a business partner and friend, I will tell you with all honesty, he never made me aware of his knowledge of the matter before the Gazette broke the story on April 21.

As I’ve stated publicly and privately, the source that provided the Gazette with the information is not connected with The Signal, the SCV Chamber or the Latino Chamber in any way and Chuck Champion, to this day, is not aware of who the source is. Also, the information sent to us occurred after Miranda became a public official.

 I’m Mad As….

 Please allow me to vault into self-indulging ranting — “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Yep, that’s right, it’s from the movie “Network” when the news anchor loses his marbles on the air and goes into a ranting diatribe. Well, that’s me right now. No matter what I say, what I do, no matter what any of my business partners say or do, the Gazette is falsely and inaccurately accused, by some, of being a lackey for The Signal.

So, I am mad as hell (if I say I’m not going to take this anymore, I’m not sure what that looks like, so I won’t say it), but if you think for a nanosecond this is the case, then I will tell you right now, you don’t know what the freak you’re talking about. You have no clue what goes on inside these walls, and you sure as hell don’t know me very well. Because if you did, you would know that in no way, shape or form would I tolerate any interference or forced views, even subliminally, affecting this newspaper. If that isn’t enough for you, you can kiss my right-wing, conservative, Tea Party ass! (I don’t know what my political inclinations have to do with this, but it sounds good.)      

Miranda Ad Nauseam:

 During the same show on KHTS radio in which Bill Miranda heavily insinuated racism on the part of the Gazette, he also pulled the Rotary Club’s Four-Way Test card on me. I’ve been a member of the local chapter for 16 years, even serving as president for a year. It is a fabulous worldwide organization that does great things for folks in need. Miranda was a member for a short time, and yet decided to challenge my devotion to the Rotary Creed in relation to the Gazette’s coverage of his ending tenure as the Latino Chamber’s CEO.

Rotary’s Four-Way Test for all we think, do and say:

  1. Is it the truth?
  2. Is it fair to all concerned?
  3. 3.Will it build goodwill and better friendships?
  4. Will it be beneficial to all concerned?

Bill thinks I flunked the test by publishing the article and should be ashamed of my Rotarian self. I will turn the tables back at him by asking:

Mr. Miranda, I ask you fair and square if what you are doing now by: claiming you have proof as to what happened financially with the Latino Chamber’s gala in 2014, the subsequent merger with the SCV Chamber, and your refusal or inability to provide such proof is …well, living up to the Four-Way Test you so vigorously accused me of violating?        

Does your thinly-veiled accusation of racism on the Gazette’s part stand up to the Four-Way Test? What about slamming my integrity with clueless and reckless claims of buckling to others’ demands to publish the article you are so emotionally defending? How does that hold up to the test? 

I will say it again; if Mr. Miranda provides the documents he claims, he has to alleviate the discrepancies in regard to the finances in question. Then the Gazette will run a front page retraction. The fact is that, as of this writing, he has not followed through on his pledge to do just that.

Miranda, Carl Goldman and I all agreed we would reconvene on the air (KHTS) this Friday (5/26), but thus far, that commitment has gone unheeded on Bill’s part. Instead, he is asking to delay the show until the end of June. He also contacted our reporter requesting to meet with him last Friday (5/19), but when asked to confirm the meeting, Miranda put him off for two weeks.

You know my ranting creed: I rant and you, the reader, decide, so go ahead and decide.  

 Open Letter:

An open letter to John Musella (chairman of the board, SCV Chamber of Commerce) and Bill Miranda:


This matter could easily be put to rest by either one of you providing the necessary documents. John, you refused to cooperate, upon our request, by responding with: “I have seen no proof for these baseless claims. As such, I have no reason to spend valuable time digging out the evidence to prove otherwise.” But that’s the whole point, John; the only evidence in apparent existence is missing. I implore you to search the SCV Chamber’s records, because the Latino Chamber’s records (including their final tax return) are nowhere to be found. Bill, I urge you to implore John to do the same thing I’m asking.               

Bill, as a cordial friend from the past, I suggest you take a long look at this matter and the no-win situation staring you in the face. If you don’t have the documents and can’t get John Musella to do some digging for you, then just come out and say so. Face your critics with something along the lines of “I screwed up. I don’t have any evidence, and for whatever reason, there wasn’t a final tax return filed. I apologize for the racism insinuations and for my prolonging the matter with what I don’t have. That would go a long way in cleaning up the messy optic this has turned into.           

Back to Regular Ranting:

 Dodger Stadium, Staples Center, Rose Bowl, even the COC football stadium — all have concerts scheduled during the summer. For you emotion-driven idealists who break into tears and agony over our president’s push for travel bans to help screen out the people who want to kill and maim us, please take notice. Talk about tears and agony, if what happened at the concert in England were to happen at one of these local venues, please think about how the agony would hit you, especially if someone you care about was a victim.

Please let go of your namby-pamby inclusiveness for all and allow some common sense into your head. Realize we are AT WAR and need every ounce of resources to keep all Americans safe!

Quotes of the Week:                                       

 “Since Watergate, the news media has acquired a steadily more arrogant attitude and has moved further and further to the Left. Today, they are adversarial opponents of conservatives, especially the Trump administration.” (Newt Gingrich)

“When I ran for office, I said he is a chaos candidate and would be a chaos president.” (Jeb Bush)

“It’s colorless, it’s odorless, it’s tasteless, and no one gives a shit until they go to take a shower and it’s not there.” (Stacy Fortner, on the water merger controversy)

Gonna vent. I am 79 years old, I have lived through Carter, Reagan, Clinton, 2 Bushes, and Obama. Never, never in my lifetime have I seen a President be scrutinized over every word he speaks, humiliated by the public to the point of wanting to hurt someone, slandered, ridiculed, insulted, lied to, threatened to murder him, threatened to rape our Beautiful First Lady, and have his children also insulted and humiliated. I am ashamed of this Country. I am ashamed of the ruthless, hating, cruel people that have no morals, and feel they have a right to say and do the things they are doing. I don’t know how to fix it. I wish I did. Every other President after they got in Office, were left alone, they weren’t on the news 24/7 being dissected by every word out of their mouths, ALWAYS being pressured to do this or that, and so now, we have the pleasure of discussing tax reform for how long …. whoo hoo, I am sooo not excited. LEAVE him alone! Let him do his job! (Facebook Post)

 Letters to the Ranter:

 I can’t believe that Miranda played the Hispanic card. No, Bill, this has nothing to do with your ethnicity, gender, age, or intelligence level. Simply provide the financial documents that you CLAIM that you have and that you AGREED to provide. If you don’t truly have them, say so. It really is simple to put this inquiry to rest. T. White

Bill Miranda was the compensated CEO of the nonprofit Latin Chamber of Commerce. He failed to discharge his responsibilities and account for monies that had been entrusted to the Latin Chamber by members, corporations and private donors, It is time for Mr Miranda to man up. If he wants a front page retraction from the Gazette, he should offer to write a front page mea culpa for the Gazette.   Steve


 I look forward to the Gazette each week and almost fast forward through it to read your rant. That being said, I have known you for almost two decades and have never heard you say anything racist or discriminatory.  For Councilman Miranda to say otherwise is absurd.  What came to mind about his words was this quote from Hermann Hesse. “If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself.  What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.”  From a psychological standpoint, perhaps Mr. Miranda is projecting what he doesn’t like about himself on you. At any rate, in reading the article in reference, I was surprised to learn there had been a Latino Chamber of Commerce. Would it be okay to have a Caucasian Chamber? Of course not! Why does it seem that those who cry inequality would join or accept anything that segregates, elevates, or lessens another? Latino Chamber, BET Awards, Latin Music Awards, Women’s History Month, and so on. Who decided to make diversity divisive? Let’s just be human beings.  Jan

Very disturbing and insulting article by Joe Messina you published. I will not read your paper as long as you allow crazy right wing extremists to publish their opinions. Why not just start quoting Alex Jones? You are losing credibility publishing this nonsense. Messina has no business being on the school board either. Are you a fan of Breitbart too??  Catherine

 Ranter’s Note: I responded to Catherine with this question. Thank you for your feedback, just curious as to how Messina’s article relates to the school board?

 Messina is on the Hart School Board. A parent posted your gazette article on him on Facebook yesterday and it garnered a lot of outrage. My point in complaining was about the Gazette giving this lunatic extremist a platform to dispense his alt-right views was not liked by many in Santa Clarita.  Catherine


Thanks for publishing my article last week. So far, I have had articles published in The Signal and The Los Angeles Daily News. So tired of all these liberals, time to fight back. John Cox is a potential  candidate for governor and he looks promising.  He was a speaker at our SCVFRW last month.  Phyllis

This column is comical, by the way. I marvel at the people willing to sacrifice their integrity to make excuses for this incompetent in the White House. Anthony

Oh Doug. You will be so very sad when Trump, Pence, and Ryan all are gone. President Orrin Hatch sound good to you?  Erin

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 18, 2017

Late Breaking Hysteria:

 As this edition of the Gazette heads to the printing company via electronic transmission, I feel the need to address the latest Trump hysteria engulfing Washington and the media. If Trump made a casual, off-handed remark to James Comey over dinner, along the lines of, “I hope you can lay off the guy, he really is a good person” and his haters think they finally have the impeachment they have been praying for, I will say God Bless ‘em.

Did the president order Comey to stop the investigation? Did Obama suggest or order Comey to look the other way from the disgraceful, illegal targeting the IRS did to Tea Party members? Did Obama have breakfast with Comey and Loretta Lynch and tell them that Hillary breaking three different federal laws with her emails was no big deal? Did Obama suggest to Comey that Bill Clinton meeting in private with Loretta Lynch in the heat of the email investigation was not worth considering?

I tell you what, if Congress wants to see the documentation of Comey’s dinner with Trump, they damn well better ask for each and every memo Comey has for his entire time on the job!               

By the way, while you Washington people are consumed with jr. high type goings on, the rest of us are choking on what you’re NOT getting done, so grow the freak up, take a chill pill and get going on what’s best for us, not your out-of-touch-with-reality crap!   

 I Wish:

I really wish I could rant on extensively about how the media and anti-Trumpers from both sides of the aisle wet themselves every week over the latest hysteria of the week from what Trump said or supposedly did. The hatred for the man and the biased coverage in print, digital, social media and over the airwaves is absolutely repulsive. When was the last time you heard anything positive as a result of Trump’s time in office? He has done more in his five months in office to help us regular folks than Mr. Obama did in eight years.

I would like to rant on and on with focus on consumer confidence and spending being up, the stock market and other financial markets thriving and corporate optimism that is higher than it has been in eight years. Also, that unemployment that is inching down, the labor participation rate sneaking upwards and the regulations that are being attacked. We are on our way to record oil production and the man has made America proud again with our no-nonsense, kick butt attitude.

I was hoping to rant a great deal that many think the guy is a complete failure at his job and the most horrible person in the world, based on media coverage. While I and millions of others think he is great for America. Does he have flaws? Sure, but what president in our history didn’t? Why can’t there be any coverage of anything positive whatsoever? I’ll tell you why; most of the people who produce the news are liberal lefties who are unable or unwilling to work as professionals and keep slanted views from affecting their coverage.

 I’m also itching to rant long and hard on the Russians and the scandals they accuse Trump of being entwined with. Of course, all we hear from the Dems and the media is crickets, regarding Hillary crawling into the bed of treason with her emails that she should be on trial for now.

We hear nothing about the real Russian scandal of Secretary of State Clinton approving the transfer of 20 percent of America’s uranium holdings to Russia, while nine investors in the deal funneled $145 million to the Clinton Foundation. Later her husband just happened to be paid $500,000 for a speech he gave for a company related to the uranium deal. And yet the left-wing media’s underwear is tied up in knots over something  involving our president and the Russians that has no proven evidence to back it up?

 I Can’t:

 While I planned on a ranting bonanza regarding the aforementioned, I can’t. I can’t because I need the space to respond to the ongoing saga of City Councilman Bill Miranda and his time as CEO of the Latino Chamber of Commerce (he is listed as CEO on their tax returns) and his insinuation that the Gazette is being racist in our coverage of him.

 For those of you unaware of the controversy, the Gazette published an article some weeks back detailing the lack of financial records when the Latino Chamber merged with the SCV Chamber. Mr. Miranda took umbrage with the article and went on KHTS blasting myself and the writer of the piece.

During the course of the show he claimed he had proper documentation of the finances of the merger, stating, “I have all the proof, we have all the numbers.” Yet when our reporter (Lee Barnathan) contacted  Bill to get copies of the documents, he referred him to the Latino Chamber’s treasurer, who told the reporter he did not have them. Please note; there is no record of the Latino Chamber’s filing their final year’s tax return, which would clear this whole thing up.

The following week’s rant proceeded to tell our side of the story and how absolutely wrong Bill’s accusations were about us getting our motivation and information from The Signal. Please note: Not once in my column or the article in question was there any mention or insinuation of any wrongdoing on Miranda’s part.

To KHTS co-owner Carl Goldman’s credit, he invited both Mr. Miranda and I on the show to debate the matter. The gist of what I tried to convey was that all we are looking for is the proof Bill claimed he had, nothing more, nothing less. If the records are provided we will gladly write a front page story clarifying the issue.

On the radio show where he and I debated, Miranda reiterated he had the proof and was willing to provide it. When asked why he hadn’t done so earlier, he said something to the effect of, “Do your homework”; “You want me to write the story for you?” and “I’m not going to do your work for you.” Toward the end he said, “I’ve agreed to help you finish the article” (at the time of this writing the documents have yet to be produced).                          

Then things went down an unfortunate road, when he said: “I’m trying my absolute best not to view it as a Latino thing” and “All of a sudden the Latino gets into public office and the Latino Chamber is under scrutiny with a microscope and with the facts easily attainable, and being told, ‘Where did the money go?’ Ok, what are we, a bunch of hoodlums?”         

 He also said: “This is a story because I became a public figure, but of course there is no other story there, because it’s not going to sell newspapers to tell a positive story. It’s only going to sell newspapers to tell a negative story on the new Latino city council person. When was the last time you did a positive story on a Latino issue”?    

 I’ll let you, the reader, draw your own conclusions from these comments; but I and others I’ve heard from perceive this as a desperate attempt to draw attention away from the matter at hand.

I have absolutely nothing against Bill Miranda or any Latino organizations, but I feel  that now that he’s a public official, his past civic practices are open to fair evaluation. If it was brought to our attention that any other public official had a reason to be vetted for something that doesn’t seem right, we will investigate. It doesn’t matter what color, creed or gender they are.

 Quotes of the Week:                                       

 “Our most recent ‘aha’ moment began when we allowed State Senator Scott Wilk and City Councilmember Bill Miranda to defend themselves from unwarranted attacks. Both Senator Wilk and Councilmember Miranda have stellar reputations and are incredible representatives serving our valley. Now that they are in public office, they are an open target for inaccurate innuendos and distorted rumors.” (Carl Goldman, co-owner, KHTS radio)

 “Why is it when good people step up to serve the community, bad people come out of the dark to try and bring them down? Why is it when there is a great story to tell about Latino business people bonding together to help promote their business and their culture, editors want to chisel away the good while looking for ‘dirt’ to report? Why is it when the facts needed to corroborate a story are easily available, some journalists can’t be bothered to get them? These are just a few questions I have for … the Signal/Gazette.” (Bill Miranda from his editorial in Our Valley Media)

“We pride ourselves in working in harmony with the other leaders of our valley. We strongly endorse friendly competition because it raises the bar for everyone and makes us that much better. We want healthy, powerful media outlets to serve as responsible checks and balances. Media who are go-to accurate sources of news to counter so many of the inaccurate rumors that fly around social media and other entities in our valley.” (Carl Goldman) 

 “I rise today, Mr. Speaker, to call for the impeachment of the President of the United States of America for obstruction of justice.” (Rep. Al Green, Democrat from Texas)

 “I have a bird’s eye view on all this stuff, and I look at how they treated Hillary Clinton. I mean, for one millionth of what has happened with Trump, they would have impeached her. I’m just telling you. They would have been going crazy. That’s what makes this so egregious.” (Rep. Elijah Cummings, Democrat from Maryland)

 “Impeachment really is not a criminal proceeding. The American people have been conditioned to believe that, you know, high crimes and misdemeanors means what? Impeachment is a purely political process. And it can only succeed if there is the political will for it out there in the country.” (Rush Limbaugh)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 11, 2017

Late Breaking Ranting:

 James Comey is out of a job and many are saying not a moment too soon. Me thinks he should have been let go the day Trump took office. By the way, the deputy attorney general who strongly recommended he be fired was an Obama appointee. Also, it wasn’t too long ago the Dems were asking for Comey’s head and now they’re screaming that Trump pulled a Nixon. Huh?

When Comey appeared before Congress and read off a laundry list of the crimes Hillary Clinton committed, but then basically looked the other way, citing lack of intent, you knew something smelled in the wood pile. I have always heard that ignorance of the law has no defense. Hmmm. So, let’s get someone in there who will enforce the law no matter how powerful the guilty party may be.

 Everything They Touch Turns To….

As I watched and listened to all of the back and forths regarding the healthcare proposal, how great it is, how bad it is, it’s good for the folks, it’s bad for the folks, people are going to save money, people are going to get hosed, I couldn’t help but think what Ronald Reagan said: “Government is not a solution to our problems, government is the problem; government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”

 Is this healthcare mess a great example of that or what? One thing is for sure; whether it’s Hillarycare, Obamacare, Ryancare, Trumpcare or Senatecare, it’s going to be  screwedupcare!

Think about it, almost everything the federal government gets involved in turns to complete horse excrement. The only thing (I think) they do remotely well is protect us with the military and even Obama tried to screw that up with spending cuts and assertive bravery cuts!

Our federal government  has pissed away legal tender to almost certain bankruptcy. They have spent our Social Security and Medicare funds, they waste money like it’s not theirs (wait, it really isn’t theirs). If businesses around the nation were run like the post office, the whole country’s economy would be bankrupt. And now they are blundering their way further into a system they have no business, credibility, proven ability or effective experience being in.

 Give the American Way a Chance:

Why not give capitalistic ingenuity a chance with an open, nationwide healthcare free-for-all. Of course, there would have to be some guidelines, but let free enterprise rein free; it’s proven to be the best innovating motivation there is. For example, a group of doctors in Wichita created an “insurance-free program.” They don’t take insurance, citing — “There isn’t a need for insurance for the common things.”

 Patients pay a monthly membership fee from $10 to $100 per month. Members have access to doctors in person, by phone or through social media channels. Patients don’t pay co-pays and aren’t charged extra for office visits. Medications typically cost “pennies on the pill.” Imaging often is done at a lower cost through the model as well. An X-ray might cost a member $20 to $40, including radiology reads, versus $100 or so at other clinics. Similar services might cost $500 to $1,000 through a hospital emergency room. They do advocate for health insurance to cover catastrophic events.

Now, that’s what I’m talking about! Get the government the heck out of this thing and we’ll do just fine, thank you. We don’t need those guys and gals in Washington screwing up our healthcare like they screw everything else up!

The Elephant and the Gorilla:   

 If there is one issue I’ve harped on the most in this space, it has to be the beyond comprehension of the federal debt. As the bickering and bantering rage over healthcare, budgets, tax reform and a dozen other nail-biting issues, the HUGE ELEPHANT and GORILLA still remain in the room. It’s a ticking-time-bomb no one seems to even think about, let alone talk about.

My latest research shows the debt is accumulating at a rate of $1.6 million per minute, cart wheeling towards $20 trillion rapidly! Please, someone tell me why, why hasn’t this forthcoming catastrophe even begun to scratch the surface of concerned conversation by political pundits and politicians themselves? Everyone knows too much debt can ruin a family or business, but very few seem to realize it will ruin our nation if something isn’t done to stem the tide of the deadly debt.

So, what are we doing to stem the tidal wave of debt? Have I mentioned anything recently about the federal government being a bunch of screw-ups? The proposed budget shows us spending $350 billion more than projected revenue. I’m not very good at math, but it seems to me if you’re trying to get out of debt this ain’t a good way to go about it.

Look, we’re out of freaking money! Does anybody get that? It doesn’t appear so, because we’re still spending a gaggle of it on all kinds of stuff that is just insane. It’s plain and simple, there is NO MONEY left; spending has to be cut until hurts like heck and then more has to be cut and then even more.

When will the madness end? It’s looking like it will end when there is an economic collapse that no one, not even the rich folks, will be immune from. And what’s really sad is the havoc it will wreak on the young and the vulnerable, all because the present leaders of our nation have their ignorant, selfish, idealistic heads up their … I mean in the sand.

 When Credit is Due:

I’ve been known to rip Signal columnists’ writing from time-to-time, but last week there was one I wholeheartedly agreed with. It was by Michael Cruz — “Time to Consider New Form of City Government.” I happen to know and like Michael, even though he leans fairly far to the left. His column was advocating district voting for city council members, something that I’ve ranted in favor of many times in this newspaper.

Michael put it in common sense perspective when he wrote:

“The first and second largest cities in Los Angeles County have more than five council members and their councils are elected by district, not at large. Several cities smaller than Santa Clarita have more council members and are elected by district as well.”   

 “Take a drive from Calgrove in Newhall to the Valencia development in Saugus, then drive over to Canyon Country, then return to Newhall. We have a large city and each neighborhood has its own specific needs.”  

 I will add to this by saying we should elect our mayor, not have undistricted elected council members make that decision for us. So come on, let’s be a big boy city and we would appreciate it if Michael Cruz will enlighten us on how to get this ball rolling.

 Quotes of the Week:                                       

“Today’s date will likely not be remembered as much as 9/11 … and yet, what Congress did today (healthcare bill) will end up killing many more Americans than Osama bin Laden ever did.” (Jerry Springer)

 “The Director of the FBI needs to be above reproach, with an unquestioned reputation for fairness and impartiality. Unfortunately, Mr. Comey had lost the confidence of both Republicans and Democrats and, frankly, the American people.” (Ted Cruz)

 “Challenges of historic import threaten America’s future. Action on the deficit, economy, energy, health care and much more is imperative, yet our legislative institutions fail to act. Congress must be reformed.” (Evan Bayh)

“Talent is God-given, be humble. Fame is man-given, be grateful. Conceit is self-given, be careful.” (John Wooden)

 Letter to the Ranter:

 Hi Doug,

Your column ( 05-04 ) was by far the best rant ever. You are right on spot about the Republicans, McConnell and Ryan, and The Chamber, The Signal, The Liberals, and this Miranda guy. My wife is correct … I would write you after reading it.

 Lots of things torque me and you glossed over it. Don’t be afraid to be angry. Express your anger in constructive criticism, positive community support and action, and in your columns. Unlike the Liberals who express theirs with violence, destruction and name calling. Which brings me to another thing that torques me. 

 This “RESIST” movement  premise that Conservatives do not support workers, ethnicity or immigration. What we don’t support is ILLEGAL immigration. Yes we are all immigrant heritage … LEGALLY. That’s the point. We don’t support Social Welfare Programs that demoralize and diminish self respect, responsibility or ambition. And we fully support working relationships conducive to free enterprise and productivity.

 My quote of the week comes from my neighbor.”I am so sick of these Liberals”. I will add sick of their twist on reality, twist on what America is, name calling, violence, heavily slanted media and the poor-minded followers. Just down right sick-of-it.

 Doug, get angry. Get pissed. More power to you. Amen brother. And BTW, I know your ploy to let your staff write your column two weeks ago. LOL good one. You have a big heart. Tim, Castaic

 Killing O’Reilly

It was predictable, really. Fox News Channel is fair and balanced in that it is the only News Channel that attempts to present both the liberal and conservative sides of the news. Bill O’Reilly’s The Factor was the highest rated news program for most of the 20 plus years he was on. He interviewed Trump several times and always tried to be fair in his coverage of the Trump campaign unlike the mainstream media. The mainstream media’s coverage of Trump was 89% negative and their main objective is to delegitimize his presidency every step of the way. To the left and the Democratic Party, this couldn’t stand, O’Reillys fair coverage, so they pulled out one of their tried and true pages from their liberal/progressive playbook, character assassination. This has worked so well in the past. They accused Dan Quayle of having an affair but when that didn’t work, they said he was stupid. Let’s not forget Clarence Thomas or Judge Bork. Anita Hill who followed Thomas to his next assignment was a real testament of that, not so. Then there was Herman Cain, a very successful Black business man. He was accused of sexual harassment and you can always know when Gloria Alred gets in the act, there is going to be the usual poor forlorn woman with tears rolling down her face. I just don’t believe these accusations. This is the same woman who was so sympathetic to the Menendez brothers who no longer had their parents. Well yeah, they killed them!

 It is hard to determine sexual harassment, it usually turns out to be a “she said, he said” situation. The mistake O’Reilly made, and Fox News made too, was to settle out of court because O’Reilly wanted to protect his family. Eventually, the left achieved their goal to take O’Reilly out and Fox bowed to political /advertising pressure. In all the years O’Reilly was at Fox, not one of these women ever filed a complaint with Human Resources or utilized the sexual harassment hotline. Makes you wonder. I myself will truly miss Bill O’Reilly and his success. Phyliss


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 4, 2017

I’m Back!

This Ranter goes away for a week and has his column hijacked by apparent liberal employees who proceed to rant on everything I’ve ranted against for years. (I guess they forgot who signs their paychecks.) To be fair, I asked them to do a version of my column while I was away, but yikes, who knew they would go into such mind numbing, idealistic, liberal overdrive? If I didn’t like them so much as good people, respect and appreciate their hard work for the Gazette, I would can their butts! (Wait, in this state I could go to jail for wrongful termination of an employee, so never mind.) But, you do gotta figure — not rotten, just wrong!

My Shorts Are Really Torqued:

My friend and city councilman Bill Miranda went off the deep end last week during a talk show on KHTS. The show included Bill and Scott Wilk as they proceeded to gnash their teeth over local newspaper coverage of their endeavors. Scott was mostly concerned with an editorial The Signal ran regarding him.

Mr. Miranda, however, was keenly upset with myself and the Gazette for running an article entitled “Messy Merger,” a piece on the Latino Chamber merger with the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber in 2015. I don’t know why Bill didn’t contact me directly, or at least write a rebuttal letter communicating his disagreement with the Gazette’s article. Maybe he got caught up in the exciting moment of live radio and let his emotions take over — and boy, were his emotions wrong and so were every one of his freaking words!

Bill Miranda: “There is a monopoly of print media in this town. The publisher of the Gazette, Doug Sutton, will tell you ad nauseam that he is free and independent to do anything he wants.”

Sutton (me): There is not a monopoly; the Gazette is completely independent of The Signal in all aspects of newspaper content. I would have never entered into the partnership if this wasn’t the case. The day they insist and dictate in any form or fashion what goes in the Gazette is the day my wife and I are out of here!

Miranda: “Show me, show me when you’re getting this fake news, false information from one side of your corporation. … Show me how you’re getting that kind of news and you know this community, you, Doug Sutton, know this community. You know Scott Wilk, you know Bill Miranda and you know all those people in both chambers when they merged.”

 Sutton: Information from one side of my corporation? I have no earthly idea what the man is talking about. What does me knowing this community and the two gentlemen on the show have anything to do with the article? The article was not about me, it was a news story we at the Gazette felt needed to be told. All Bill Miranda has to do is read the article to find out how we got our information. The piece written by Gazette reporter Lee Barnathan contained stated facts that were derived from quoted, named sources, without assumptions or editorializing (we did acknowledge a misquote and provided an error and apology statement in the following week’s edition). Mr. Miranda himself provided comments for the article; is that the fake news and false information he is speaking of?

 Miranda: “Where’s an article that says the merger was a good thing? Where’s an article that said the Latino Chamber delivered to the big chamber monies? Instead, all I get (is) the article that says ‘Where’s the money?’ … Okay, like it was some fantastic sum of money.”

 Sutton: Again, Miranda needs to read the article. The main premise was that the money is unaccounted for. This isn’t made up news or false information; it is a fact. There is no accounting of when and where the funds landed or even what the amount was. Another fact is that there is not a record of a tax return filed with the IRS for the Latino’s Chamber in its last year of existence. If there was a tax return it should have indicated how much income the Latino Chamber generated and how much flowed into the S.C. Chamber at the time of the merger. We didn’t report anything positive about the merger because nobody commented that it was a good thing.

Miranda: “Where are they getting this from? From their newly hired advisors, who have a bent; okay, they have a bent against him and they have a bent against me.”   

 Sutton: Newly hired advisors? Is Bill insinuating that my business partners are the Gazette’s advisors? I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face and swear on everything that is dear to me. The SIGNAL DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING WHATSOVER to do with the article in question or ANY OTHER ARTICLE since the partnership was consummated. Whatever bent they have against anyone does not involve the Gazette at all.

Miranda: “They are trying desperately to create something that didn’t exist. … All we ask is if you really want to print something like that, then do your homework.”

Sutton: All I ask is that before Bill spouts that stuff on a public airway, insinuating, insulting and questioning my integrity, he does his homework. He should read the article in question carefully and then use common sense to see that because everything written was attributed to sources contacted and quoted by our writer, there isn’t anything The Signal could have even contributed to the piece, even if we wanted them to.

Speaking of Torqued Shorts:  

Was all of my ranting regarding the great things that would result if Trump was to be in the White House and Republicans were to hold the majority seats in both houses all for naught?! Apparently so, because not a damn thing appears to even be close to getting done. What is going on? Why can’t these elected grown-ups get the things done we the voters were promised if we put them in control?

 We Conservatives want funds discontinued for Planned Parenthood (Unplanned Parenthood should be its real name) and National Public Radio (National Liberal Radio) and we want it now! And we want a wall built, even more strengthening of our military, and we want it now! The pitiful budget that was just proposed could have taken care of these issues, but noooo, the Republicans caved like a brick dropped on a birthday cake. The Democrats are dancing on their desks over this budget, all because the spineless Republicans are so worried of being blamed for a government shutdown.

While I’m At It and They Should Be Too:

 We want Obamacare repealed and replaced (as I type this there are rumblings this could happen this week), we want business and our personal taxes cut, and we want the government downsized considerably. The budget must be balanced with a quick end to deficit spending, and while you’re at it, make English required as our core language.                           

 This type of stuff is what we thought we were going to get, but instead all we get is wimp-ass whining, excuses, ego-driven motives and a great inclination to screw the whole thing up for all of us! I don’t blame Trump for the log jam that is stopping conservative progress. The blame falls with the ineptitude that permeates both Houses.           

 When a sports team is losing games left and right they can’t fire the whole team, but they do fire the coach and/or the general manager of the organization. With the constant Republican losing going on in the Senate and the House, I say it’s time for Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to go back to their desks with the rest of the slackers and try somebody else who may be able to get through to these knuckleheads.

You know what would really be nice too? To hear something other than crickets from Steve Knight.      

 Quotes of the Week:                                        

“We have really gone to extraordinary lengths to document Miranda not being suitable to a position of public trust. It is a shame to have Goldman and Wilk insult The Signal and Gazette as fake news.“(Steve Petzold)

 “If the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.” (Hillary Clinton)

  “I love that Hillary took personal responsibility for her loss and immediately blamed Jim Comey and Russia.” (Judge Jeanine Pirro)

 “Either elect more Republican Senators in 2018 or change the rules now to 51%. Our country needs a good shutdown in September to fix mess!” (President Trump tweet)

“If Donald Trump walked on water, the media would criticize him for not knowing how to swim.” (Rep. Lou Barletta)

 “Stupidity is a talent for misconception.” (Edgar Allan Poe)

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” (Albert Einstein)

 Letters to the Ranter:

Doug, Doug, Doug!

I look forward to your rant because of our like-mindedness. It makes me nod my head in agreement and laugh at your wit. Not last week. I ended up shaking my head in disgust and irritated enough to write a letter. Why would you allow someone who you know has opposing views write YOUR rant? The bashing of you, conservatives, the President, and Christianity were not appropriate for YOUR column. Let the liberals write in their section but keep the rant where it belongs: right, right, and right. Either get your rants done ahead of schedule or no more getaways for you.  Faithful Fan, Janet


Long time SCV resident and Gazette reader. Just wanted to tell you it sure is nice that Doug is gone! I’ve always hated his column and all the BS and venom he always spews every week! I never agree with him and most people I know feel the same way. They won’t even bother picking the publication up at all anymore. Me, I enjoy the rest of it so I will continue to read it. But I gotta say, I very much enjoyed Doug’s column for a change when the substitute writer took over! I agreed with that angle a lot more than I ever do, there was a good sense of humor for a change, and frankly, I wish that guy would go away and not write a column at all anymore. He’s full of crap, has a bad and negative attitude, and just seems to be there simply to put out garbage and stir up shit! While he may be an employer, but if we are to be stuck with him here, and we can’t just get rid of him,  I’d much rather him stay behind the scenes than read his ridiculous angry and mostly ridiculous viewpoints in our local  paper! Thanks for listening to my opinion! That’s all I wanted to say! Thank you!


Santa Clarita

Hi Doug,

I used to enjoy your paper. Until I read the Rant today at lunch.  I still have indigestion. No wonder you took off! Although I haven’t always agreed with you, I enjoyed reading what you had to say.  In the Rant I read, I just felt bad for the writers. Wild guess, they went to school at Cal, they are still smarting over Hillary’s loss, you took away their safe space, they claim to be journalists in search of the “truth”. (Just make certain the truth is 1000% liberal party line, if not, your right to free speech is suspended)  That is my Rant! Sue

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 20, 2017

The Boot is Back!

 “Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way”

 When Toby Keith sang this song at one of the president’s inauguration parties, it didn’t dawn on me at the time how prophetic it was. Fast forward some five months later; I and millions of others are really glad President Trump pulled the boot out of mothballs to put to good use again.

For the last eight years we have had sand kicked in our faces with embarrassing humiliation. The food stamp president’s idealistic wimpyness of hollow threats, leading from behind (whatever the heck that means), gutting the military, refusal to identify Islamic terrorism, and looking the other way when concrete nuclear threats were staring us in the face are finally over. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about giving billions of dollars to an enemy who hates our guts (Iran) while turning our noses up at our only true ally in the region (Israel).

 Now the boot is in high gear as we let the rest of world know we be back in the kick-ass business. Is it a macho thing, an American ego thing? No, it’s common sense strength President Reagan believed in and used effectively. I like what the vice-president said: “The era of strategic patience is over. President Trump has made it clear that the patience of the United States and our allies in this region has run out and we want to see change. We want to see North Korea abandon its reckless path of the development of nuclear weapons, and also its continual use and testing of ballistic missiles is unacceptable.”

Some call the Trump Administration “war hawks”; I call them common sense protectors of men, women and children. You cannot allow a delusional, mentally unstable, unelected dictator to keep testing the waters of nuclear attacks. A leader who forces an estimated 200,000 of his own people to live lives of utter wretchedness in internment camps should not be trusted with nuclear weapons to cause great harm to people who aren’t his own.

We cannot and will not allow a massive deadly threat to gain any more traction. Even if our coast is not yet threatened, what about Hawaii or Japan? The scariest of all is Seoul, South Korea, which is about as close to the tyrant as Santa Clarita is to Anaheim, with thousands of Americans and our troops there.

It’s a Messed Up – Screwed Up State of Affairs

It usually takes me parts of two days to write this sucker, but this week I’m cramming it into one day, as the boss (my wife) and I are heading to Louisville for a “community newspaper” conference. We will be hearing all about the state of our industry on a national scale (contrary to what you may think, our industry is doing rather well). But, the state of our state is what’s really cramming in my brain today.

The democrat/liberal mindset of California’s state legislature and governor are so far gone it’s a joke. Does the blame lay with them or the voters who put them there? And what does it say about those Democrat folks, some of whom are friends of mine, and even my youngest son! Who can convince these lost souls of the way of the common sense world? These loved ones aren’t rotten, just wrong.

If this wasn’t so serious it would be hysterically funny, how these people think the way things should be in our state. For instance, wasting billions of gallons of precious water to help fish, not from going extinct, but enabling them to get to the ocean without a struggle. Instead of funneling the water to farmers who produce crops we eat, it’s wasted on some sort of freaking trout. These fish huggers could be the ones attacking Trump supporters with pepper spray in Berkeley each weekend (now that takes guts).

Of course, the state’s libs don’t want anything to happen to illegal aliens who are blatant law breakers, so they insist on California breaking the law to shield them from undesired consequences. The socially concerned tax-and-spend loons care so much for the downtrodden they stick it to them with a new gas tax and increased registration fees. These Einsteins don’t realize they are putting even more of a financial burden on the folks they always claim they really want to help.

California has one of the highest poverty levels in the nation, not because of low wages per se, but because of the high cost living, particularly the cost of housing. If the libs care so much for the poor, why do they hike the cost of fuel and fees that cause the price of everything to go up? It makes zero sense for a state to bury its citizens and businesses with choking costs that smother our efforts to succeed, all because the Democrat elected officials in Sacramento need to feel good about themselves. These idealistic, socialistic fools are going to cause this not so great state to implode.

Oh, wait a minute, now the governor wants to spend upwards of $70 billion to build a super train that will take us from here to Moon-Beam land. The dude could be dead before it’s even finished, so why the concern? I know, I know, he wants to leave a liberal, idealistic legacy behind, even at the cost of us regular folks trying to survive here in Venezuela, I mean California.

Speaking of Liberals

Someone sent me this and I just can’t pass up sharing it with you:

  1. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
    B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
    C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

 In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.

These are the 10 poorest cities in America (250,000 and over in population) and the percent of people below the poverty level in each:

1. Detroit, MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo, NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati, OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland, OH 27.0%
5. Miami, FL 26.9%
6. St. Louis, MO 26.8%
7. El Paso, TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee, WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia, PA 25.1%
10. Newark, NJ 24.2%

What do these top 10 cities all have in common? All their mayors are Democrats. The last Republican mayor was in Cleveland in 1989. Most haven’t had a Republican Mayor in many years and good ole El Paso Texas has never had one.

So, what’s the deal? Why the proof in the pudding consequences of liberal, socialistic governing that just doesn’t work?

I’ll let Abraham Lincoln, from over a 150 years ago, give his take:

“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.”

Enough said?

Quotes of the Week                                       

 “We maintain the peace through strength; weakness only invites aggression.” (Ronald Reagan)

 “We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.” (Ronald Reagan) “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.” (Ronald Reagan)

“Government has laid its hand on health, housing, farming, industry, commerce, education, and to an ever-increasing degree, interferes with the people’s right to know. Government tends to grow, government programs take on weight and momentum as public servants say, always with the best of intentions. But the truth is that outside of its legitimate function, government does nothing as well or economically as the private sector of the economy.” (Ronald Reagan)

 “Socialism only works in two places: Heaven, where they don’t need it, and hell where they already have it.” (Ronald Reagan)

 Memes of the Week


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 13, 2017

People Make Me Nuts:

In the course of my life I’ve often said, “If it wasn’t for people, my job would be a lot easier” and “It’s only people that make my life miserable.” In fact, I told myself just this morning that I would try my very best to carefully listen to each and every word my wife said, and remember those words. Of course, that didn’t last too long, and soon the most important person in my life was barking at my butt for not listening to her. So, I just went into Charlie Brown mode by tuning her out like he did his teachers, which added to the irritation level inside our home. Then I turned on the Fox Business Channel only to see a clip from MSNBC of one of their bozo show hosts claiming Putin conspired with Trump by ordering the chemical attacks so Trump could look good for the missile attack on Syria. That one made me gag on the breakfast I was eating.

A short time later I’m pulling onto the 14 freeway telling myself I would not assume the competitive spirit against the other idiot drivers who tick me off on a daily basis (even though I’m only on that freeway for a few miles). That lasted for a half mile until one of those fools cut me off, causing me to have to brake hard to avoid a collision. Then, as I’m proceeding down Golden Valley Road some nimrod pulled out right in front of me, again causing more wear and tear on my brakes. Now my brain was full of soured emotions as I walked into the office to start this rant, and why? All because of freaking people!


It went downhill from there. Once I was at my desk to start this rant I made the mistake of reading the opinion piece in that day’s Signal, and oh my gosh, there was another human adding to my soured brain with a column, entitled “Typical Move by GOP.”  The writer was amped up about President Trump’s budget and how defense spending is going up, while eliminating funding for public media, particularly National Public Radio. Well, no sugar Sherlock, our country is in debt up to its eyeballs (a trillion times over), the world is on fire with people that want to wipe us off the face of the earth, and this dude is whining over losing government sponsored radio that spews left-wing garbage all day long. Why should we right thinking taxpayers pay for a radio network that promotes the exact things we don’t believe in?

This is a typical left-winger who thinks with emotional ideals, while not considering the negative consequences. We need to save a ton of money and we need to save it fast. Besides that, the government should not be in the business of a lot of stuff, including the radio business. And, I’ll add, the abortion business, the healthcare industry, and the mail delivery service, just to name a few. This day has gotten off to a people-causing, irritating day, so I’m going to take a break before I have an unsightly meltdown.

It Ain’t Any Better:

 I came back to the office in the afternoon feeling rested and relaxed, until I came across a letter to The Signal’s editor, entitled “It’s Time to Halt Trump.” I’m getting really tired of these hate Trump no matter what folks (here they are again, brain souring people). Someone said, “Trump could finance a cure for cancer and people would still hate him.” Ain’t that the truth! Almost every day I hear the phrase impeach Trump (I say, “For what?” Give me concrete reasons please!). The letter to the editor accused Trump of turning back the clock on civil and human rights, telling lies and turning America into total chaos. “He must be stopped before it’s too late and we are incapable of halting the damage to our beloved country.”

 What is this letter writer seeing that I’m not seeing? When and where is all of this stuff hitting the fan? I really wish when someone is making these delusional comments they would back them up with some stone cold facts. But then again, maybe God is trying to teach me I need to put up with those humans who torque my shorts on a daily basis. After all, Jesus did say we need to pull the log out of our own eye before criticizing the speck in others’ eyes. OUCH!

A Knight Reprise:       

 Last week I wrote about Steve Knight and his apparent malaise when it comes to addressing the things that matter most to his constituents, like tax reform. The financial world is on pins and needles waiting for word on progress for the reform, which is the most important (I think) issue that motivated voters last November. We, the common folk, are waiting for more money in our paychecks so we can increase our purchase power to buy stuff we’ve been putting off. If businesses and folks have more money to spend and invest with, the economy could take off like a rocket ship!

So, what did we see in the newsletter Rep. Knight sent out this week? Everything but anything to do with the seemingly most important issues out there. No thoughts on our missile attack on Syria, what the Secretary of State should convey to the Russians while he’s over there, what we should do about North Korea, or what he knows and feels about the resurgence of the Obamacare negotiations. And it would be nice if he at least would give us some hope on the tax thing. Come on, Steve, soothe our impatient souls.

 Talk About Nuts:    

Remember those undercover videos of Planned Parenthood employees talking about selling aborted body parts for profit, which is highly illegal? In my mind, those people incriminated themselves big time and should face prosecution for the crimes they committed, or at least Planned Parenthood should be held accountable. Did either of those two things happen? Noooo, but do you know what did happen? David Daleiden and Sandra Merrit, the two who conducted the undercover interviews were charged with 15 felonies. California prosecutors said that by filming 14 people without their consent, the filmmakers had invaded their privacy.

You have got to be absolutely kidding me! This is like a journalist who poses as a buyer of stolen goods being indicted while the guys who stole the stuff go on their merry way. This a complete travesty of fairness and common sense. But hey, this is California, the king of liberal, nonsensical, ridiculous, emotional, ideological, pure whacked-out thinking. Let’s hope cooler legal heads prevail and these two heroes get their lives back. As for Planned Parenthood, don’t worry about them, they will get off scot free and continue to receive around $500 million a year to continue to sell aborted baby parts. What a state and what a country!

Quotes of the Week:                                       

“Our tax code is an absolute mess. Americans spend nearly 7 billion hours annually on tax compliance. This wasted time, when combined with out-of-pocket costs, amounts to an economic loss of $261.2 billion each year.” (Brandon Arnold, The National Taxpayers Union)

 “President Trump may have suffered a blow when it comes to health care, but his looming tax reform bill will get bipartisan support.”  (Anthony Scaramucci, hedge fund manager)

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.” (P. J. O’Rourke)

“Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal.” (Cecile Richards)

If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ought not to be in the business of providing abortions.” (Mike Pence)

Memes of the Week: 


Letters to the Ranter:

Hi Doug,

Your weekly rant and last week’s contribution by Jim is funnier than a Hallmark Card. Seriously though, don’t go soft. Don’t go soft on Steve Knight. I don’t care for him. I feel he is part of the political process that just drags their ass. Also, I really appreciate the free ads. Sold two items recently. Happy Easter buddy, Tim and Janet, Castaic


I enjoy your weekly rant column but I wanted to clarify why we over in Valencia have nice landscaped streets like McBean Parkway. The original developer of Valencia, Newhall Land and Farming, paid to construct the streets, paseos and landscaping which resulted in higher prices for the adjacent homes. In addition, the maintenance of the paseos and street landscaping is paid by the neighboring homeowners via a landscape maintenance district (LMD). The LMD is a direct assessment on your property tax bill. The LMD for my home is $144 per year and my small Valencia office building has a direct assessment of $574 per year for the LMD.  I am glad you enjoy the beauty of McBean Parkway brought to you by the real estate owners of Valencia.   Doug E, Valencia






Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 6, 2017

It was a Rude Awakening

 It was early 1997; we had just moved here from Phoenix for a job change (USA TODAY to Recycler Classifieds). Where we came from it was all Tucson or Phoenix (with the exception of a few suburbs), so we arrived here thinking we were moving to Santa Clarita. Soon we started hearing about places called Valencia, Newhall and Saugus, which we assumed were suburbs of Santa Clarita. Then we learned we had moved to Canyon Country, but it was actually Santa Clarita. Huh?! The lay of the land was later explained to us and we thought that was that.

That was that until we started meeting people who lived on the other side of town (tracks, if you will) and when we would tell them we had just moved from Arizona to Canyon Country, the look on their faces told us all we needed to know about where the east side stood in many of their minds. I remember asking someone who was giving me a hard time about choosing the community we moved to, “What’s so wrong with Canyon Country?” and he said “Sierra Highway, an ugly road in an ugly town.”  One of our new neighbors proceeded to tell me, “Canyon Country is the stepchild of Santa Clarita. Always has been and always will.”

 Fast Forward

 This past March, the Gazette published an article entitled “Who Cares About Sierra Highway.” That piece was about the city controlling certain parts of the highway and CalTrans controlling other parts, thus the ugly stretches of the road. While the Gazette article in March focused mainly on Sierra Highway south of Soledad, I frequently drive to points north from Soledad and it is in bad shape and damn ugly! I, like many other east siders, have always heard that CalTrans controls that portion of the road, thus the shoddiness and lack of beautification.

This month in Canyon Country Magazine (published by this company) the headline on the cover is “Beauty and the Beast in Canyon Country.” I’m sure you can guess what “the Beast” refers to. In the magazine piece it is revealed that the City of Santa Clarita controls Sierra Highway from Soledad north to Fox Feed. The first thing I thought about when learning that was what my neighbor said back in 1997 about the Canyon Country stepchild thing.                          

 What Gives?

In my 20 years of living on the east side, the talk of Canyon Country being ignored by the city has been a constant topic of discussion from citizens to office campaigners. (Seems just like the traffic issue, which is the forefront of all city council campaigns, but fades quickly after the election.) I’m not going to go through the list of examples I’m familiar with and heard talked about that tend to bear this out, but I will tell you that the stretch of Sierra Highway in question, and its obvious lack of attention, is most telling, in my opinion.

In the Canyon Country Magazine article, city officials are quoted as saying that 9.5 million is spent by the city annually on slurry seal and overlay road preservation, but I don’t recall this occurring on this portion of the road. Quotes from the article include: “When the Community Center moves forward there will be significant improvements to Sierra Highway going north from Soledad”and “With the development of the Community Center, street improvements along the property frontage on Sierra Highway will be constructed, including sidewalk, curb and lighting.”

 Okay, great, but why is it taking a community center to motivate these changes? And it seems as though it’s just for the portion where the center will be. Why not the whole stretch of road? Why hasn’t the city been willing to pay for these improvements in the past? Why have they let it turn into an eyesore of no sidewalks and lack of lighting, resulting in justified safety concerns?

No wonder Canyon Country is perceived as a neglected child — the road in question is unsafe and looks like crap, while the city spends millions of dollars on an artsy fartsy theatre and a parking structure in Newhall. Maybe they could hold off on the Thursday night “SENSES” festivities for a few years, using the savings to help improve the senses of Sierra Highway.

Just think, maybe someday the ugly highway in Canyon Country can become beautiful like McBean Parkway and the east side can become a big boy community, like the rest of Santa Clarita. The article is on this web site – Search: What’s Happening to the Highway

 Hoping for a More Amped UP Congressman

 I voted for him, I like and respect him, but I and others I have heard from would like Steve Knight to be more vociferous when it comes to the issues that really matter to us. The issues that motivated millions of us to vote for President Trump to help affect the changes we deem as very important to … are you ready? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Look, I appreciate Steve’s initiatives on things like equal pay legislation, fighting for funds for veterans’ homes and the VA to fix the veterans’ crisis hotline. Revising a bill to block future mining projects in Santa Clarita and even applauding a disaster declaration, for our area, are all worthy issues.

But, we’d like to hear him yell from Washington, and when he is here, about the stuff that matters to most Republicans. We want to hear him get aggressive, at least vocally, about his burning desire to get our personal and business taxes way down, getting rid of as many regulations as possible that choke businesses nearly to death (especially in the state that is the king of regulations — California, that is).

We’d like him to get in front of every camera or microphone he can and declare his allegiance, not necessarily to Trump, but at least his allegiance to Trump’s ideals. We don’t want to try and change the guy’s personality, but come on, give it to us louder and harder and with regularity, so we know what matters most to our representative. If all we hear is crickets from the congressman, how are we going to know where he is coming from and what’s really important to him?

Well, What Do You Know!      

 Under Trump, regulations are being cut, energy initiatives are poised to enable energy production to explode, the debt has actually been reduced, the labor participation rate has improved, and there are even reports of average hourly wage increases. Despite problems with healthcare reform, talks are heating up on tax reform, not to mention a stock market that is riding the bull of confidence.

So, what do you know; consumer confidence is skyrocketing, building confidence index is on the rise, companies are making growth plans, and almost all agree economic optimism is higher than it’s been in 12 years or so.

Yet, according to the national media and some columnists in The Signal, the country is about to collapse on itself. Charlie even wrote in the newspaper: “At this point only the most die-hard Trump sycophants are still sticking with this guy.”

I’m not as smart as he is, so I had to look up what a sycophant is. It’s a “servile flatterer.” Then I had to look up what “servile” is. It means “subservient, submissive.” So, I guess Charlie is calling me a “subservient, submissive flatterer” of President Trump? Is that name calling? Because those Signal columnists are really good at that.                      

So, while media types mess their pants everyday about the horrible state of Trump’s America, I and all of the other deplorables are going to stick with our sycophant ways, while the confused, bewildered, clueless liberals cry on their computer screens as we cry all the way to the bank!

 Quotes of the Week                                   


I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon)

“I didn’t have sexual relations with that woman.” (Bill Clinton)

“I know nothing about this.” (Susan Rice)

“Poor Susan Rice. Obama White House tells her to tell Benghazi lies — she loses Secretary of State job. Obama White House tells her to unmask, she loses her reputation.” (Larry Elder)

 “Federal and state laws make it illegal to sell health insurance that doesn’t cover a laughable array of supposedly vital services based on bureaucrats’ medical opinions, of which providers have the best lobbyists.”  (Sean Hannity)

“Just like other prominent and controversial people, I’m vulnerable to lawsuits from individuals who want me to pay them to avoid negative publicity. In my more than 20 years at Fox News Channel, no one has ever filed a complaint about me with the Human Resources Department, even on the anonymous hotline.” (Bill O’Reilly)

 “If Trump Embraces Single-Payer Health Care, the Country Is Lost.” (Glenn Beck)

 “It was Ted Kennedy’s strategy to keep highly qualified constitutionalists from the court and it all started with nomination of Robert Bork and one of the most vile speeches ever made by Kennedy. It was Chuck Schumer’s strategy that led to the effort to destroy Clarence Thomas and the strategy being used to try to take out Neil Gorsuch now. We have now reached a point where filling the Scalia seat with a decent constitutionalist is now unacceptable.” (Mark Levin)

Letters to the Ranter


I was reading the Daily News Thursday morning and in my groggy half asleep rituals I thought I read that California wants to increase our taxes again. After my third cup of coffee I read the articles again and realized I wasn’t dreaming. Page one has an article about raising the gasoline tax by 43% and penalizing those ecological folks that bought electric vehicles $100 a year because they drive on our roads. On page 9 there is “an offer to amend” prop. 13 to increase property taxes to address the high housing costs. It seems to me that if you raise the property tax it would increase the price of housing. I’m confused. LA county just increased the sales tax to help the homeless, they don’t know how they are going to do it yet but with enough money they will find a way. Have you ever heard of a city, county, state or federal government that has taxed themselves into prosperity? Didn’t think so.   Tom
Now …Doug,

You know how much I admire a really clever political email (right or left) and this is one of the best:

The year was 1947.  Some of you will recall that on  July 8, 1947, a little more than 66 years ago,numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell,  New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force,as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

 However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948,
nine months
 after the alien crash, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.   It did for me. Now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 30, 2017

Another Week of Venting (ranting, if you will):

Another week and more op-ed pieces in The Signal I have to respond to. I guess I don’t have to, but I need to vent about some of what the two gentlemen wrote this week.

First of all, in my opinion, the name-calling they resort to makes them look small, amateurish and somewhat immature for men of their apparent stature. Calling our president “Baby Bully Trump” or stating a “real president would have.” Calling him “President Shuckster” and calling Trump’s son-in-law “Imperial Swamp Prince” should not be included in a professional newspaper column.

Worse, it’s hypocritical beyond belief, because if I or anyone else used the same sort of terminology to describe Obama or his family, we would have been fanatically accused of being racist! Bust his butt on issues, but leave the name-calling out of it. It takes away from the points you’re trying to convey.

By the way, I’m one of those “suffering white voters” G.H. talked about. I can tell you one thing for sure, Sir: I and many other voters, whether black, brown or white suffered more under the previous president than your white ass has suffered during the last three months!

Painful Lessons of Not Compromising:

As my mom told the story, I was traumatized at a young age by not comprising. According to her, my dad was home with me and when it came time for my bottle he handed it to me and I said it was too cold. He heated it up, but I told him it was still too cold. He heated it up some more and then I told him it’s too hot! He proceeded to grab it out of my hands and threw it in the trash, never to be held by me again. The emotional pain I felt must have been overwhelming, and all because I refused to compromise. )-:

One thing I have surely learned during the many years after that traumatic event is that compromising is an essential ingredient to success in most aspects of life. When my wife and I were engaged in negotiations with the Paladin Media Group to form the partnership we enjoy now, compromise happened left and right. If we had all been stuck to the purpose of perfect over reasonable, the deal would have never been consummated, and that wouldn’t have been a good thing for either party.

You probably know where this is going, because the guys and gals who make up both houses of Congress seem to be clueless as to the notion of give and take. I mean, really! These smart, personable people can’t sit down behind locked doors and hammer out a deal that works for the good of all (as imperfect as it may be)?! It may not be possible with the Dems, but come on! Republicans have got to put on their big people pants and cut this crap out!

What scares the bejeebers out of me if this unproductive, family fighting continues, is how on God’s green earth will tax reform and other important measures get through to accomplish what needs to be done for the greater good of our nation? While I’m conflicted on raising the debt ceiling, I’m aware of the muddy, gross, swamp water that will hit the fan if it doesn’t happen. Please, guys and gals in Congress, instead of chasing the perfectness of your own desires, think about us common folk and don’t SCREW IT UP!

Speaking of Green Earth:

President Trump moved on from the stinging defeat of the healthcare bill like the Lakers do from their defeats. In other words — forget about it (New York accent intended). On Tuesday he did something he could do without having other people (Congress) screw it up. He signed an executive order following through on his campaign promise to roll back Obama’s environmental protections intended to combat climate change. Calling it an Energy Independence order, it begins the process of getting rid of the Clean Power Plan (CPP) that was Obama’s deal for restricting the carbon emissions that could contribute to climate change (Didn’t this start out as global warming, but they had to change it because things started getting colder? Just sayin’).

After all the nonsense we heard out of Washington last week, it was really refreshing to hear Vice President Pence state: “The war on coal is over. Everyone here knows the truth that affordable, abundant and reliable energy powers the American economy.” The new EPA administrator said the president is setting a “new course” that is both “pro-jobs” and “pro-environment.” “It’s going to create jobs in the oil and gas sector. For too long, over the last several years, you’ve had certain industries, certain sectors of our economy that were within the crosshairs of the EPA.” 

I tell you what; getting things humming on energy production/independence, regulatory reduction on the financial industry, tax cuts, maybe someday healthcare reform, along with a stock market boom, and this country’s economy will explode like nobody’s business! Millions of Americans could benefit and rejoice with good jobs and more money in their bank accounts. But, even if the president’s detractors and their families benefit from his policies, they will still hate him, so I’ll say it for him — screw-‘em!

Tree Huggers Panic:

Of course the green thinking folks had a hot flash (or was it cold flash?) panic when news of Trump’s order came out. Nancy Pelosi and her friends started screaming that our children’s future will be ruined by climate change. Of course, they didn’t mention anything about a $20 trillion debt as troublesome for those same kids, but I digress.

The opinion piece in The Signal on March 25 read: “We the People Must Solve Climate Change.” Huh? I don’t even know what a catalytic converter does or how to stop a lawn mower from spewing earth-killing emissions. Do farmers know how to stop their cattle from emitting deadly farting gas? I don’t think so, so what can we mere humans do to stop the earth-ravaging pollution that, according to Obama, is more of a threat than terrorism? The Signal columnist went on to cite problems and solutions relating to this urgent matter, but I thought the same thing I always think when confronted with this urgent and scary prospect of weather retaliating for our environmental sins.

Weather recording only started about 220 years ago, so please tell me how valid can facts on climate change be?! How can anyone know what the warmest — coldest —windiest — deadliest — most fire laden year in history has been?! Please help me to understand.

Quotes of the Week:

“Imagine if the Bush Administration had been monitoring the phone calls of Obama’s aides, maybe even Obama himself. And what if that information was carefully preserved by the Bush Administration and then shared with 16 other intelligence agencies around the world, including some of those run by foreign governments?” (Rush Limbaugh)

“He (Trump) should stop saying things that aren’t true, that are distractions from the task at hand. He’s a distraction in and of himself. He’s got a lot of work to do, and some of these things — the wiretapping and all of this stuff — is a complete distraction that makes it harder to accomplish the things I know he wants to do.” (Jeb Bush)

“Climate change alarmists say, even if the evidence is scant, we should err on the side of caution. Why doesn’t that apply to voter ID?” (Larry Elder)

“I shall argue that strong men, conversely, know when to compromise and that all principles can be compromised to serve a greater principle.” (Andrew Carnegie)

“I’m a compromiser and a maneuverer. I try to get something. That’s the way our system works.” (Lyndon B. Johnson)

“I don’t care about deficit spending, but the Freedom Caucus does.” (Richard Fowler, Democrat and Fox News contributor)

Letters to the Ranter:
I would like to use this somewhat simple example to help people to understand why we need to hold our elected politicians accountable for eliminating our national public debt crisis.

On March 23, 2017 the US Treasury reported that the American people’s debt (you and I ) was US Public Debt $19,845,829,879,261.96          

That means that you and your children along with  everyone else collectively in the United States owe $19 Trillion 645 Billion 829 Million 879 Thousand 261 US Dollars and 96 cents.

This is the amount that your elected government officials (yes you have the right to vote them in and out) have over-spent to pay the bills of the United States to date.

Using the US Population Census estimate on March 23rd 2017, we have approx. 324,000,000 people in the United States. Each individual in the United States is responsible for over $60,835 of public debt, that includes you and EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. A big thanks to all of our elected politicians.

Whether you like it or not you and your children are responsible for your portion of the debt of our government. This was done by all ( Democrats, Republicans and Independents) government politicians spending more money than they collected (mostly in public taxes from us the people).  

How long would you be able to run your own household if you didn’t have the income to pay your bills each month? Not very long…even if you used your credit cards which people do. In short order you would need to make dramatic cuts in your spending and perhaps your life-style to continue eating and just existing.

It’s about time that the American people wake up to the fact that our government needs to be accountable to its people. They need to start with an annual budget of income and expenses. Then only spend the income that is projected to come from our taxes and other income sources. (The government doesn’t create income – but we give them the elected power to over-spend our tax dollars – and we pay them their salaries and expenses to represent us. )

All of our elected politicians must get together and talk until they figure out how to eliminate all of our national public debt… before the whole house of debt comes crumbling down on our head including our children. It is not a laughing matter. Just ask the people of Greece how it feels to have a government out of fiscal control.

How can you help? Start by taking control in your own home. Figure out your own household budget. How much income can you expect this month? How much will your bills be this month for health care, food, gas, insurance, etc.? Will we have enough income to pay all the bills? If not what expenses do we need to cut? What if we have more income than expenses this month? Should we save it for unexpected expenses, vacation or retirement? Learn this simple process. Teach it to your children. Hold your elected politicians accountable to these same rules.

For those of you who are more educated and perhaps just scoff at this simple example, I only wish that there was a way for you to take over my family’s portion of the U.S. debt today– it’s just over $300,000. How much of the debt do you and your family own? Paul Jacques

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 17, 2017

I’m on the Verge of Becoming a Snowflake:

This is about the 208th straight week I’ve sat down at this keyboard to drain my brain with thoughts that convey the belief of my core values and expose the chicken crap thoughts of the other side. My ranting each week kind of reminds me of the band “3 Doors Down” and the lyrics of one of their songs.

“What happens to a man when
He spills his heart on a page
And he watches words float away then
His feelings lie over a page alone
There waiting for someone who cares to read them
To open their eyes to see them
To see if they can make his thoughts their own.”

Anyway, lately I’ve been having writer’s block and I find myself looking for someone to step in and help me out, or least to help me feel better about myself. Because when writing this incredibly important, life changing, journalistic wonder of words, I get panic attacks wondering if anyone will open their eyes to see them, to see if they can make my thoughts their own?

Adding to my anxiety is the additional burden of being the publisher of this publication, having to manage the financial (most stressful), newspaper content and distribution aspects of this endeavor and what seems like 50 other daily details to ensure a healthy publishing company.

Because of the pressure that is my life, I want the government to step in and provide me with financial assistance to help relieve my worries, or at least pay for counseling! If the country wants to be socialistic, then damn it, send me some freaking money. I deserve it and I need my uncomfortableness relieved. Why should I not have my snowflake type pain relieved? This is me and my troubles, so tell me, what else is more important than that?

Wearing Me Out:

If you’re anything like me, this Trumpcare or Ryancare, whatever you want to call it, debacle is wearing me out. If this isn’t a great example of government workers messing up everything they touch, I don’t know what is. My editor and/or wife won’t let me use the phrase I think best explains their ineptitude, because the phrase refers to screwing up a certain type of dream, but it is a spot on description of what’s going on.

My takeaway is that the whole thing is about trying to fix a socialistic program with watered down socialism. When the initial ingredients of a soup are terrible, trying to mix in more water to lessen the taste of the terrible ingredients just causes additional problems. This is especially true when some people really liked the first batch, some like the second batch, and some can’t stand any of the soup!

My Attention Deficit Disorder goes into overdrive when I try to figure out the details of the opposing views on this thing, but here is my best shot:
The last regime wanted Americans who were broke or didn’t want health insurance to    not have to pay for it.
This regime doesn’t want to completely do that.
American taxpayers forked out more than $100 billion last year to pay for health coverage for the non-insured.
All Americans were forced to buy health insurance to help cover the cost for those without (even those who didn’t want it). This is a non-denying, brutal form of socialism.
The proposed plan will not require Americans to buy health insurance.
If people don’t want coverage, they can go to the emergency room and get treated, just like the pre-Obama days. If they can’t pay, we taxpayers will divvy up for the cost.
If folks cannot afford coverage, the Republicans want the states to handle it through Medicaid.
The Trump gang wants out of the health care business and will send federal money to the individual states so they can decide who gets what.
Liberals are appalled by this; they can’t stand the thought of the federal government not dictating health insurance costs and who gets it free or subsidized.
Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, the new plan calls for subsidies of its own to help deflect the cost for those who are currently in need of financial help.
The hard right is opposed to this, as they want a completely free market healthcare plan with government out of the game all together. If they don’t get their way, they will gum up the whole deal.
This, my friends, is a cluster of a dilemma that needs to be busted open for the good of all, somehow, some way.

I Just Don’t Care:

As I try to shake off my snowflake blues, I’m getting irritated to the point of just saying screw all of this, all of them and the horses they rode in on.  I don’t give a flying flip about Trump’s taxes and NBC’s amateurish and desperate attempts to take him down, even though he paid a $38 million tax bill. I don’t care that NBC was the real infiltrator, not the Russians, in the presidential election. I don’t care that George Soros spent millions of his own dollars to pay for women to march around with vagina caps on their heads. I don’t care that there is a CEO who is giving snowflake tests to job applicants. I don’t even care that a $3 million patriot missile was used to shoot down a $200 drone.

What I really don’t care about is the congressional jargon that makes no sense to me; Three step approaches that won’t work, will work, but should work. I don’t care if it doesn’t fit in the reconciliation process, or going nuclear on the 60 vote rule. Or about tax policy to dis-incentivize bad behavior, and if it will pass muster with the parliamentarian, or The Reid rule, the Byrd rule and any other damn rule that seems to do nothing but throw wrenches into the spokes of the wheel of progress for us regular folk.

What I really care about is that my freaking health insurance premium is almost 60 percent of what my mortgage payment is! That I have a bad shoulder and a bad hip, but my healthcare provider won’t pop for MRI’s for lame reasons they half-heartedly try to explain to me. I could rant on and on about other stuff that rankles my soul, but you get the point. Come on Congress, don’t give us excuses, give us results!

Quotes of the Week:             

“Yes, in socialism the rich will be poorer – but the poor will also be poorer. People will lose interest in really working hard and creating jobs.” (Thomas Peterffy)

“Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.” (Thomas Sowell)

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” (Winston Churchill)

“Capitalism is not really an ism at all. It is what people do if you leave them alone.” (Arnold Beichmen)

“Due to more confidence in the economy, businesses added nearly 300K jobs in February, 100K more than predicted. Damn you, Trump!”  (Larry Elder)

“Under new plan, no one is forced to sign up. If they want to, more choice is available, since not all plans have to include government mandated features.” (Duane Pattersen, Radio Blogger)

“Our plan is about giving people more choices & better access to plans they want & can afford. When people have more choices, costs go down. Don’t forget, Obamacare is in the middle of a collapse, five states have one insurer left. Over 1,000 counties have only one insurer left.” (Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House)

“Make no mistake, RyanCare is ObamaCare just with a different name. Coverage is the same, costs to the buyer are not lower and there will be a bigger burden to the American taxpayer than ObamaCare. The Cadillac Tax is not repealed and a new entitlement program is enshrined in GOP clothing. It’s time for President Trump to scrap the GOP health care bill. Send Paul Ryan and Secretary Price back to the drawing board and come up with a free market solution.” (Eric Bolling, Fox News)

Letters to the Ranter:

I wanted to comment on Betty Arenson’s piece recently in your paper.
I have been a follower of Ms. Arenson since she began commenting in The Signal, so I was pleased to see her commentary in the Gazette. Betty is meticulous in her research, so I always know that she is correct in her facts, regardless (of) which side of the aisle they are sitting on. I think a “newspaper”, whether it is an online newspaper, or a traditional news provider, or a TV one, should give both sides on an argument. And those remarks should be truthful.   Paige

Ranter’s Note:  This is the fourth and final installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the delightful 90 year young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,
I can’t close this letter without letting you know how much I love your rants! You’re always on target and still play fair with the opposition. Thank you for your intelligence and common sense. After reading your story—I’m even more of a fan.

I have to add, I have tremendous faith in yours and Jeanie’s love for one another. I would love to know your love story. I know it sounds nosey, but I have discovered couples that have a beautiful relationship, also have a beautiful love story, with what I believe is a higher power involved.

God bless you, and may you keep on keeping on! You really add a great deal of intelligent, informative, pleasant/humorous reading to my days!

Another Ranter’s Note, this is for VaNile:

Many years ago an invitation arrived at my parents’ house for my 10-year high school class reunion. I told my mom I wasn’t interested in going; she said, “You have to go.” I cited lack of interest and a lack of funds, but she said, “I’ll pay for it, you go for an hour and if you don’t like it, leave.” So, I took her money and begrudgingly went to an event I wasn’t too excited about. One of the first people I saw was Jeannie Mouer, who I had known in elementary and junior high school, but with attending a very large high school, we lost of track of each other during those four years. The rest of the story is … nine months after the reunion we got married and have been so for almost 33 years now. So yes, VaNile, I think our relationship was arranged by a higher power and with the help of knowing mom!

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 10, 2017

A Day Without Liberals:

Wednesday was “A Day Without a Woman.” Some statement, somewhere said: “Women and our allies will act together for equity, justice and the human rights of women and all gender-oppressed people, through a one-day demonstration of economic solidarity.” But, another statement read: “Make no mistake, March 8 will mostly be a day without women who can afford to skip work and shuffle childcare and household duties to someone else.” In other words, it was for ideological, liberal, “out of touch with reality” women who think marching with things on their heads that are supposed to represent a part of the female anatomy will bring about change.

But, I digress: I wanna day without liberals! Yeah, a day where I don’t have to hear or read spewed, emotional crap from people who believe government action is needed to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all. Liberals who think the duty of the government is to alleviate all social ills, to guarantee that no one is in need and generally emphasize the need for the government to solve our problems.

I want a day where all I’m exposed to is common sense, realistic, responsible people. Hard working Americans who bust their butt every day, realizing that life ain’t a walk in a nice smelling rose garden. Those who understand and realize there are times in life where you just gotta suck it up and not fall into poor me pouting – needing and deserving a perfect life, and the only way they think they’re going to get that is through other people and the government doing it for them.

What’s sad is, many people in government feel the same way and work hard at trying to get the rest of us to buy into it. Thus, we see snowflakes that are fragile, emotional and ideological wrecks who can’t understand why they are so miserable.

What Really Matters?:

In the midst of the continuous uproar over wiretapping, who talked to the Russians, what did they talk about, the new Attorney General recusal of himself from investigating himself, the Senate Democrats jerking around Trump appointees, Trump being Trump, James Comey having a tantrum over Trump being Trump, travel restrictions, the Republicans fighting over Obamacare while the Dems stand around smirking, the transgender bathroom wars and, worst of all, Kelly Ann Conway sitting on a couch in the Oval Office with her feet up, a little ol’ thing happened that hasn’t seen much of any news coverage.

North Korea launched missiles!!

Yawn, boring and no big deal? Think again: The stories read: “Nuclear-armed North Korea said Tuesday its missile launches were training for a strike on U.S. bases in Japan, as global condemnation of the regime swelled.”

“Three of the four missiles fired Monday came down provocatively close to U.S. ally Japan, in waters that are part of its exclusive economic zone. The military units involved are tasked to strike the bases of the U.S. imperialist aggressor forces in Japan.”

“The United States started to deploy the first elements of its advanced anti-missile defense system known as THAAD (Terminal High Altitude Area Defense) in South Korea on Tuesday, the U.S. Pacific Command said.”

If that wasn’t enough good news; Iran launched missiles too!!

“Iran conducted its first ballistic missile test under Donald Trump’s presidency, in yet another apparent violation of a United Nations resolution, U.S. officials said.”

“U.N. Resolution 2231 – put in place days after the Iran nuclear deal was signed – calls on the Islamic Republic not to conduct such tests. However, this is at least Iran’s second such test since July. The resolution bars Iran from conducting ballistic missile tests for eight years and went into effect July 20, 2015.”

Wow, you can really tell how much Iran respects Obama’s treaty; but then again, when you give them $1.3 billion and then fly $400 million over to them in cash and their leader still leads chants of “death to America,” it should have, perhaps, been the first clue something like this could happen. But that’s just me.

Urgent Stuff:

In my book, the news of our enemies, who want nothing more than to destroy each and every one of us, conducting missile launches should have dominated the headlines. I’m not saying we should ignore the recent news the media is bombarding us with isn’t important, but none of it will mean squat if these rat bastards get aggressive with nuclear war heads and strike Japan or Israel. Because if that happens, the issues dominating the news today will fade away quickly. In fact, experts believe North Korea will have the capability, in the not too distance future, to fire missiles that will reach the west coast of our country (including Santa Clarita?).

In my opinion, right now the Trump administration and Congress need to go into urgent World War II mode to get the military up to par to make sure we’re ready to wipe these vicious enemies off the face of earth! Too extreme, you say? Better them than us, don’t you think? And Mr. Obama’s stripping the military to almost bare bones should be causing extra urgency to get into high gear.

Something Smells in the Swamp:

Something smells in the swamp that is Washington and it ain’t the swamp water. I’ll let the quotes of the week do most of my ranting on this one, but for you skeptics of Obama having been involved in any type of shady surveillance, I would ask you to recall James Rosen of Fox News. Obama’s DOJ secretly accessed all of his gmails, contacts, and surveilled more than 20 phone lines connected to him, including his mother’s phone in Staten Island, NY. Unbeknownst to him, Rep. Jason Chaffetz, a Republican from Utah, had more than 40 secret service agents checking into his past and present personal matters. And who will ever forget the targeting the IRS did to the conservative groups on Obama’s watch? Just sayin’.

Quotes of the Week:

“Now, folks, January 20th, New York Times, Michael Schmidt wrote that team Trump had Russia connections, and to support his point, said that Trump’s people were wiretapped, and that’s in the New York Times in January. So Trump tweets over the weekend that Obama’s wiretapping him, and how low that is and what Trump thinks of it and so forth. This same reporter comes back and says there’s no evidence of that. Trump’s a lunatic. There’s no evidence of that. Trump’s insane.

Well now, how can this be? The New York Times has the word ‘wiretapped’ in a headline. The writer, one of three on the piece, claims that Trump had Russian connections and to support the point, he said that Trump’s people were wiretapped. So Trump comes along, ‘Yeah, I was wiretapped.’ Same reporter: ‘There’s no evidence of that.’ Now, what’s going on at the New York Times? How in the world — do they know what they’re doing or did they just forget what they did? Are they so obsessed with hatred — and that’s what the Democrat Party and the left has become, folks.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“The fact is that there is more evidence in the Times’ own pages to substantiate the ‘conspiracy theory’ of the Obama Administration’s surveillance of the Trump campaign than there ever was to back up the idea that Russia colluded with Trump in the election.” (Joel B. Pollak, Breitbart News)

“In its final days, the Obama administration expanded the power of the National Security Agency to share globally intercepted personal communications with the government’s 16 other intelligence agencies before applying privacy protections. Why would President Obama wait seven years and 11 months to issue that order? Because he wanted as much information – true or not – to be available to his appointed deep state shadow government officials so they could leak it to the press with maximum cover.” (Sean Hannity)

“The real issues are whether the Obama Justice Department sought such surveillance authorization from the FISA court; and whether, if the Justice Department did that, the White House was aware of or complicit in the decision to do so. There is less than zero chance that such a controversial surveillance request could have happened without consultation between the Justice Department and the White House.
“It would be a scandal of Watergate dimension if a presidential administration sought to conduct, or did conduct, national-security surveillance against the presidential candidate of the opposition party.” (Andrew McCarthy, National Review)

“We have a real problem right now. The media’s turning on the media, we have leaks coming out that are felonies, we have stories about six federal departments and agencies, intelligence and law enforcement that were investigating something, somebody, somehow. So, what’s the answer?” (Mark Levin)

Letters to the Ranter:

Ranter’s Note: This is the third installment of a letter written to my wife and me by the delightful 90-year-young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,

I also love the little Canyon Country Magazine you publish. I have learned more about what is out here than I had any idea. Things have grown and changed too fast for me to keep up with, and I love hearing about the progress, business and etc., even though I am too old to be much of a benefit for them. We moved to Canyon Country in 1964 from Burbank. At the time it was a small, farming community, and our tract was at the end of the housing at the top of Whites Canyon. It was called Mint Canyon then, and I don’t recall when it was officially named Canyon Country, but it was considered by the Newhall’s to be the “South Central” of the valley. I honestly do miss the small town atmosphere, and we have did have some very admirable and intelligent people here.

I’m convinced you have had some positive influence with the publication of the Signal since you have been in the same building. It was getting to be somewhat pathetic, with arrogant liberals dominating its opinion page. It was frequently nothing more than a pain in the tush. Thank heavens for Betty Aronson, Brian Baker, Steve Lunetta, and a few others. However, overall it has improved dramatically. It is now full of local interesting articles, and the opinion page is more tolerable.

To be continued…

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 2, 2017

Dude Nailed It:

Many wanted presidential, and presidential is what they got. I wasn’t so sure Trump had it in him, but in my book he hit a home run. Also, it was great fun after eight years of the previous president to see the other side of the aisle going nuts with enthusiasm. Most of that time the Democrats sat on their hands with a stone cold look on their faces. Their selfishness was quite evident when not even acknowledging Trump’s proposals that are right up their ideological alleys. Anyway, our president was spot on with his delivery, philosophy, espousing common sense truths and staying away from trivial stuff he usually drifts into.

While it was a home run of a speech it wasn’t a grand slam. The debt ceiling vote is going to raise its ugly head in just a couple of weeks and it is sure to be a firestorm of a fight.I wonder if the Dems who fought so hard for raising the ceiling the last eight years will switch sides just to mess with Trump – who knows? But, Trump should have addressed it strongly on Tuesday.

Also, there was precious little said about the $20 trillion debt, not to mention the $200 trillion of unfunded liabilities staring us in the face like thousands of maxed out, unpaid credit cards stuffed under your bed. You know, out-of-sight-out-of-mind. While the president has made some strides in debt reduction and makes reference to the debt, he should have screamed out RED ALERT- RED ALERT-RED ALERT during his address. While I applaud most of the other stuff he will try get done, the debt thing has got to be addressed with 100 mph urgency!

Capable and Competent?

No matter how great the common sense policy plans the president laid out Tuesday evening are, they won’t go anywhere without the Republicans (Democrats are a lost cause) in both houses getting their act together, coming together and getting off their rear ends to get this stuff done! I’m really sick of the hemming and hawing that goes on with these people; they couldn’t all agree on something if their lives depended on it. You Republicans in the House and Senate, for once please put aside your selfish, self-serving thoughts and shoot for the good for us common folk. We would really appreciate it.

Many of you ladies and gentlemen in Congress must have run a business at some point, so you know you gotta go fast, hard and smart when enacting change to help or save a business. When a business is in a crisis mode (and Lord knows this country is in a crisis mode) you don’t have the time or energy to mess around plodding, pining, sweating small stuff and getting worked up over personality differences. You just have to bust butt and get ‘er done!

I get the feeling Mr. Trump is making the heads of Republicans in Congress spin; they can’t keep up with him and his businesslike sprinting. It’s like the “I Love Lucy” episode when Lucy and Ethel are trying to keep up with the candies on the conveyer belt. Come on, guys and gals, put on your big kid pants, get over it, act like the professionals you profess to be.

The Headline Read:

When I read what a Signal columnist wrote a few weeks back regarding “Post Trump Stress Disorder,” I thought maybe he was misinformed or it was joke. That was until I read a headline in a major newspaper: “Finding it Hard to Talk About Trump.” Forgive me, but I laughed out loud when I read (from a therapist): “Week after week they complain of panic attacks and insomnia because of President Trump: … “They’re too anxious to concentrate at work” … “Therapists nationwide say they’ve been overwhelmed by the strong feelings triggered by one of the most divisive figures in modern history.”

The headline on the continuing page read: “We Are Not in Normal Anymore” with comments: “Therapists say the last time so many people came to therapy wanting to talk about the same thing was after the Sept 11 attacks” … “Trump has been a topic of discussion for months, even for people seeing therapists as seemingly unrelated as relationship troubles or eating disorders” … “A therapist in St. Paul published a manifesto online declaring Trump a unique threat to America’s mental health.”

Am I cruel and unfeeling not to sympathize with these poor folks? Is this where the term snowflake comes from? Are the people who suffer this anxiety mentally ill? When I would tell friends about this article all it did was generate laughter and that included left-leaning friends!

I hope none of these suffering people watched his speech this week, because they would have seen what a mean-spirited, hardened, dangerous and wicked man he really is and that could have sent many of these people over the proverbial edge of madness.

Hey people, really, it’s going to be okay. Take deep breaths, relax, life doesn’t have to be so difficult over a mere man. If God was in the White House, then maybe you’d have something to stress about. Otherwise think about more money in your paychecks, less expensive stuff you buy, including gasoline, when the demon president gets his tax and energy plans through. Won’t that soften the terrifying blows you’re suffering through now?

Quotes of the Week:

“Americans saw the president I work with every day.” (Vice President Pence)

“CNN should apply to become a political party.” (John Phelps, Doug’s friend from high school)

“Because he is governing from the hard right, it’s because he is governing way off to the extreme. A speech isn’t going to change that.” (Chuck Schumer)

“This is without a doubt the best speech he ever gave. In fact, this should have been his inaugural address, a version of it.” (Charles Krauthammer)

“Watching the Oscars and hearing all these celebrities and their political beliefs is unbelievable. If you’re out of touch with reality, please just accept your reward and shut up.” (Parker Sutton)

“These actors haven’t been this upset since the car valet mixed up their Lamborghini for a Lexus.” (Laura Ingraham)

“Next time, how about less effort at Trump bashing and more effort at making sure the presenters have the right envelope?” (Larry Elder)

“Hillary called. She wants Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway to review the ballots voters cast in Wisconsin and Michigan.” (Larry Elder)

“Call me, Warren Beatty; I can help you get through this.” (Steve Harvey)

“La La Land just became the victim of fake news.” (Angela Belcamino)

“I’m sure Russia was behind the envelope fiasco.” (Doug Sutton)
Letters to the Ranter:

I don’t understand why, when I read your rant – I usually agree. Aren’t you trying to rile us up to get another reaction from us? I digress. The reason for my writing is to agree with today’s rant and to ADD TO IT AND EXPRESS MY OWN RANT! Having just filled out my absent ballot I counted 12 languages + English for “Translate election material” available! If you are eligible to vote, should you not at least understand the English language and the subject to which you are voting upon ? Diane

Another great article, like your honest opinion. Judy

Ranter’s Note: This is the second installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the delightful 90 year young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,

However I feel compelled to write to you because of coincidence that occurred yesterday. Being a child of the great depression, I have a miserable characteristic of saving almost everything I lay my hands on because I may need it sometime. My house in general may not show it (thank goodness) but I could be labeled a closet hoarder. However I am in the process of deleting my great collection so my kids won’t hate me when I check out. I have sometimes gotten started on a project and had company come for the weekend, so I pack it all in a box and put it in my “collection” room. Sometimes I don’t get back to that particular project for a while and even forget about it (one ages benefits) and go on to something else, but much of what I saved, has been writings, newspapers articles, etc.

Yesterday was a rare day of staying home and getting something accomplished. I picked up one of the boxes that didn’t recognize and proceeded to see what I could toss. It was publications and the like from 2008 to the middle of last year. When I finally got to the very bottom I found a Gazette! I was surprised because I thought I had kept all the copies together. (and yes I keep the whole package). I began to check it out and found it was probably the first edition I had received, even though it was labeled “issue 925 October 21.” One of the top articles was, “The Gamble that Became the Gazette.” I may not have been impressed at the time, but I was certainly anxious to read it now. When I completed reading it, I checked my stored stack to see if I had the following edition, and I DID!! Both of them told the story. I have to tell you how much I respect and admire your tenacity and dedication, and am so glad you stuck it out. I hope everything is going well for you now and that the future is only going to be better and secure.

To be continued…..

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 23, 2017

This is Me Whining:

I want to go back to Arizona (waa, waa, waa) because I’m not sure how much more I can take of California. We were out of town last July, and when we got back, they wouldn’t let us in our own neighborhood because of the fire. When they did let us in, the house stunk to high heaven of smoke, and there were massive amounts of ash covering everything outside. For the next six months or so, whenever the wind blew, the damn ash made a mess outside, and made many messes in the swimming pool.

On top of that, during the last few weeks, the heavy rains have prevented us from being able to get home. We’ve had to shelter in place, because if we left the area, they wouldn’t let us back in. The poor swimming pool that had to endure all those bouts of ash is now brown from the muddy water that flowed into it last Friday.

I can handle short term, pain-in-the-butt stuff relating to Mother Nature. But, what I can’t take is this liberal, tree-hugging, stickleback fish-loving, ugly wind farm, ideological, over-regulated and loving fish more than people’s water state taking our plastic grocery bags away! Seriously? Really? California is the only state in the U.S. to have a state-wide ban and it’s driving me nuts.

Not once – not once since the day they enacted this crock of crap initiative have I remembered to bring even one of the rapidly accumulating amounts of freaking bags in my car, into the store. Say what you want about my brain function, but all I’ll say is: I want to go back to Arizona where at least at know I’ll have something to put the dog poop in!

Color Me Confused:

Remember when Slick Willie (President Clinton) was impeached for lying about staining an intern’s dress? The Democrats in congress fervently came together to support him, despite knowing his guilt. They publicly joined forces, even getting on buses to go to the White House after the impeachment vote, standing behind Clinton as he spoke.

Fast forward 18 years later, and think about the support Trump is getting from his fellow Republicans. Sure, he has warts, but come on – talk about warts, Clinton was covered with them, yet his guys stood by him. I wish and hope that today’s majority in congress would show at least some of the same enthusiastic support Slick Willie had.

What Would Teddy Think?

Many in the nation are stewing, twisting, turning and grinding their teeth over the perceived horror of immigration restriction and reform. This issue is a good example of just how far progressivism has climbed the ladder in our society. Liberal, progressive thinking has made its way by leaps and bounds in all sorts of other areas, and I, for one, think it’s a scary ride into a full-blown socialistic way of life. This way of life would have many of our previous leaders turning in their graves.

Back in his day, Theodore Roosevelt wrote:
Let us say to the immigrant not that we hope he will learn English, but that he has got to learn it. Let the immigrant who does not learn it go back. He has got to consider the interest of the United States or he should not stay here. He must be made to see that his opportunities in this country depend upon his knowing English and observing American standards.” (Theodore Roosevelt)

With Roosevelt’s comments in mind, this Notice of Language Services is for all who apply for Social Services from the state of California. There are sixteen different languages provided, with free interpretation available.

I don’t know what else needs to be said other than, “Teddy, if you could be here now, you would NOT talk softly while carrying a big stick!”

Quotes of the Week:

“Japanese immigrants are not capable of assimilation into the American Population.” (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Macon Daily Telegraph, 1925)

“I would feel repugnance and objection to having large numbers of Japanese coming over here and intermarry with the American population.” (FDR, Macon Daily Telegraph, 1925)

“Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.” (Theodore Roosevelt)

“Illegal immigration continues to be a major problem in the United States. We have people waiting to come here legally. And we should not be rewarding people who have come here illegally.” (John Barrasso)

“Illegal immigration is crisis for our country. It is an open door for drugs, criminals, and potential terrorists to enter our country. It is straining our economy, adding costs to our judicial, healthcare, and education systems.” (Timothy Murphy)
“A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.” (Ronald Reagan)

“Without looking at the various polling data, it is obvious to anybody the hatred is beyond comprehension. Where this hatred comes from and why we will have to determine. Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life.” (Donald Trump)

“We’re actually taking people that are criminals, very, very, hardened criminals in some cases … with a tremendous track record of abuse and problems, and we’re getting them out and that’s what I said I would do. … And I said at the beginning, we are going to get the bad ones, the really bad ones, we’re getting them out and that’s exactly what we’re doing.” (Donald Trump)

Letter to the Ranter:

Ranter’s Note: This is the first installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the lovely VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,
I am taking the liberty of addressing you in this personal way because I am 90 years old, and can get away with a lot ridiculous actions! Getting old may not be for sissies, but it can have its plus side also.

Anyway, I have this compulsion to write to you and only hope maybe you will find time to read my (letter). I have acquired this tremendous respect and love for the two of you, just want to let you know it. Not long ago I came into the Signal’s office to continue my subscription and pick up a copy of that day’s issue that had not been received that morning. While there I asked if Doug would be willing to come out and say hello, because I was so impressed with his rants. The receptionist was very courteous and said she would see. She went into the back and returned with Doug right behind her. I was quite surprised at both your youth and good looks. And said if I said if you weren’t married I would be in the competition, even though you looked young enough to be my grandson. I had two chocolate cigars to that I planned to give you for the two if I had the opportunity, and was so glad I did, because you were very courteous and friendly and, deserved them. I have seen Jeannie’s picture in the little Canyon Country Magazine that you put out, so I knew what a sweet girl she looked to be. Thank you again for that courtesy. I feel I have met a true celebrity. One with real brains and talent!
To be continued…..

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 16, 2017

I Need a Sanctuary City:

Yeah, it’s me who needs a sanctuary city to protect me from the consequences of breaking the law. I broke the law and I don’t want to face the justice I deserve. Look, I’m a nice, productive member of society; I pay taxes, work hard and care about people, so why should I have to adhere to the law? I want Santa Clarita to become a sanctuary city for traffic law breakers. I want to be set aside from other traffic law breakers and be protected from accountability. So what if hundreds of other citizens in our city who break traffic laws pay the price for their law breaking, I want to be exempt because I’m me and I’m special!

Yep, I ran a stop sign (at Sand Canyon & Lost Canyon roads). I did it because I hate that freaking stop sign; it shouldn’t be there, holds up traffic unnecessarily and because I don’t agree with the law that a driver must come to a complete stop at a stop sign, I did it on purpose and don’t think I should be held accountable.

Come on, Mayor Smyth, protect me from the court system that wants to fine me money I don’t have or take time I don’t have to learn the ways of traffic laws in Santa Clarita. Please, Mr. Mayor, act quickly to declare us a sanctuary city for traffic law breakers, even though it will be against city, county and state laws. Who gives a rip about the law of the land – I need my protection!

Josh, Josh, Josh:

Josh Heath, that is. I appreciate his young skull full of mush (not bad mush, just mush that needs to be sculpted some) that enthusiastically pours liberal thinking onto the pages of the Gazette. But I think what’s inside that head of his needs to be formed into some common sense and not emotional, knee-jerk nonsense that occurs often with his liberal brethren.

Last week he wrote statements relating to Trump’s illegal alien order such as: “The idea was just too immoral”; “It is without a doubt one of the evilest policies ever enacted by the United States”; “But it is grossly immoral for any of his supporters to still support him uncritically”; “Donald Trump’s supporters must speak out against his cruel, inhumane actions. Their character and the character of the entire nation rests on them to do so.” And my favorite: “Anybody who still supports Trump (after his deportation order) really needs to see a priest, a rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a witchdoctor; someone who can find your conscience for you.”

Young Mr. Heath needs to realize he is not God; God is the one who is the ultimate judge of the inhumane, immoral, evil cruelty, and who builds our conscience. And if one is not a believer in God he or she can gain that wisdom somewhere else. Just because Josh feels that way doesn’t mean it’s reality that Trump or his supporters are those types of people with those nasty attributes. He’s casting such judgmental, blanket assertions that can cause a loss of credibility to his opinions. For me personally, I take umbrage with being put into a category of needing to find a conscience or having my character rest on doing or saying something that Mr. Heath thinks I should.

Losing Their Minds:

Someone on one of the Sunday morning talk shows said something like “the Left lost the election and now are their losing their minds.” I concur; they are acting as if their hair is on fire. You would think a huge meteor was discovered last November and is now hurling towards earth and we’re all gonna die!

One of the latest was protesters screaming in the face of a recently approved cabinet member who was trying to get into a governmental SUV. A lady latched onto the SUV’s front grill as it was trying to pull out, and it took security a few minutes to pry her fingers off. She was franticly teed-off. Was it for the new secretary of defense, attorney general or the secretary of state? Noooo, it was for the new secretary of education – the freaking secretary of education! To use a worn out phrase, you can’t make this stuff up.

OMG (oh my gosh), it seems the libs are going nuts just to go nuts. Left-leaning women are in terror because they think they are going to lose their rights before there is any iota of indication that’s going to happen. These hysterical types should stop and thank their higher being they are in a country that allows this kind of free speech. Be thankful they live in a country that doesn’t put their citizens in prison for this type of behavior.

What’s it Really About?

What is all the protesting, the fear, the anger, the slandering of innocent first family members about? The press, the actors, the musicians, the singers act as if Trump is a direct threat to their well-being. When Obama was in his prime, the Tea Party types were as passionate as they could be for their causes, but it was nowhere close to the vitriol, sometimes spilling over to physical violence, we see from protesters these days. Are they just hating because that’s the in thing to do? Do they really think any of Trump’s polices will hurt them, or is it just their ideological feelings that are hurt?

What if, just what if, the new administration’s actions resulted in positive things for all Americans? More jobs, more income, lower taxes, cheaper energy, a safer homeland. Shouldn’t someone, no matter what are their political views, be grateful and rejoice for the success of all? If not, it shows selfishness with a higher regard for political ideals instead of genuine concern. Please, you left-leaning Americans, don’t let perceptional hate for one man get in the way of hoping for what’s best for all of your fellow citizens, even if the guy you hate affects those changes. It’s called being unselfish.

We Have Something in Common:

Wow, Gary Horton (Signal op-ed contributor) and I have something in common; we listen to Billy Joel songs, which came to light from his recent column. He cited some information I assume is accurate:

“Psychologists report a surge of (American) patients complaining of stress syndromes relating to the barrage of news coming out of the Trump White House. There’s actually a name for this condition: ‘Post Trump Stress Disorder.’ Symptoms include, as cited by the Mayo Clinic, ‘irritability, aggressive behavior, overwhelming guilt or shame, depression, self-destructive behavior such as alcohol and substance abuse, trouble concentrating, trouble sleeping, and being easily startled or frightened.’ … Most women I know, and quite a few men, tell me of going to bed worrying about what will jump out at them at the next morning’s headlines.”

Hmm, Post Trump Stress Disorder? I’m sorry, but we have a son who spent nine months on the battle fields of Afghanistan. Talk about stress disorder, that is a serious disorder! In my personal opinion, if someone is actually experiencing Trump stress and suffering from it, they should become much more informed about the realities of life. Perhaps these folks should consider counseling as a means of relief from this perceived danger to their lives.

I have no reason to believe that Horton actually knows people who go to bed worried about the following day’s headlines. But, I will tell you this, most people I know go to bed worried about paying for their health insurance, rent or mortgage payment, and paying for expensive food and gas. Great concern for the well-being of parents, kids and grandkids is common too; now that’s stuff to worry about!

Quotes of the Week:

“All the talk about how he would change his style once he got to the White House was misguided. His bombastic, combative and sometimes frenetic approach to life is what got him elected, so of course he’s going to stick with it. And when aides tell him he needs to change, he’ll obviously think that he heard that advice throughout the campaign he was expected to lose.” (Howard Kurtz, Fox News)

“He’ll sit here, and he’ll say, ‘Do this! Do that!’ And nothing will happen. Poor Ike—it won’t be a bit like the Army.” (Harry Truman on Dwight Eisenhower)

“When I see older veterans supporting this administration, I feel they didn’t really know what fascism was till it pointed a gun at them.” (David Barlavi)

“Republicans start to realize TRUMP IS AN EVIL MORON.” (Rosie O’Donnell)

“Russians fear Trump will be assassinated. American liberals fear Trump won’t be assassinated.” (Ann Coulter)

“Immigration crackdown separating people from families. Yeah, criminals from your families.” (Ann Coulter)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 9, 2017

John Musella:

When my phone rang the day after the Gazette came out last week and John Musella was calling, I cringed – thinking, “Here we go. He is going to rip me a new one for what I wrote regarding our Chamber of Commerce and pronouncing him being the first openly gay chairman of the board.” In case you missed it, I wrote: “The sole purpose of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is to support the members’ businesses through various means, plain and simple. In my opinion, the position should not be a means to advance someone’s personal or political message.”

Instead of the criticism I expected, I was pleasantly surprised by John’s graciousness as he explained he wasn’t upset with me for my opinion, but thought it was important for the LBGT community in town to be aware of potential success they could have, as they often feel shunned in outside settings. While I still don’t agree with promoting a personal lifestyle in the manner it was, I appreciate his intention and respect my friend John for the way he handled being the subject of one of my rants.

Obama’s Leftover Mess:

Did you hear about the state of our military in recent days? As an example, 53 percent of all Navy aircraft can’t fly; 62 percent of strike F-18s can’t fly today because 27 percent are in need of major repair and 35 percent are simply awaiting maintenance or parts. A president’s first and foremost job is to keep our nation safe and he did a pee-poor job of leaving us with the military readiness needed to accomplish that. Now the consequences of his ineptness could come back to really bite us where it hurts.

He did not kick butt and take names, as Trump will do, to get the budget sequester off the back of the Pentagon. Under Obama, for every dollar that was added to defense there had to be a dollar added to discretionary domestic spending. That’s great, just bleeping great and makes a ton of sense, right? NO!

So, now if a serious military threat is initiated against us or one of our allies, we will be up a deep, muddy creek without an effective military paddle. Thanks a lot, Barack!

Schumer is a Big Baby:

Dude, save your fake tears – cry at your daughter’s wedding, your friend’s funeral, or even a constituent’s military burial. But, don’t try to come off as this sensitive, butt hurt, caring guy over a relatively few non-Americans who temporarily couldn’t get into the country. Did you cry in 2011 when Obama had 400,000 immigrants deported? Did you cry when Kate Steinle was murdered by an illegal immigrant with a criminal history who had previously been deported five times? I don’t think so.

Schumer is also a big baby for leading his Democratic caucus in futile, selfish delays in confirming Trump’s cabinet nominees. He knows there’s no way in heck he can stop any of them, but acts like a spoiled brat screaming in a grocery store because he didn’t get his way. What’s the point of these useless delays, other than a clear indication Schumer really does not give two rips about the well-being of this country, just himself and his Democrat cronies.

I Kind of Love It:

North Dakota is trying to pass a bill that if someone is blocking a public road while protesting, you can hit them with your car. I find this very interesting, as well as tempting. As Judge Jeanine Pirro put it: “The First Amendment does not give you the right to commit a crime. You don’t have the right to block traffic, to stop me from catching an airplane to visit my sick mother or block someone from getting to a job interview. Your rights are not superior to mine.”

While I talk a big game, I would not actually be able to bring myself to run over an inconsiderate, selfish, ill-informed protester who was blocking traffic, but it would be tempting. Surely this law won’t pass, because someone who is not as loving and tolerant as myself would not think twice about flattening some idiot interfering with a public right-of-way as a means of protesting.

Quotes of the Week:

“Republicanism, the GOP platform, is based entirely in meanness, cruelty, prejudice, fear and greed. I really don’t get how so many people buy into it. Are there really that many bad people in America?” (David Barlavi)

“It’s about race relations, because Boston is a racist ass city and Tom Brady supports a racist president, you morons.” (Internet blogger)

“No one – no one – has the right to enter the United States unless he or she is a citizen of the United States.” (Judge Jeanine Pirro)

“Trump put Iran on notice, warned China, put the military on the border, then he broke for lunch.” (Larry Elder)

“I love this guy (Trump). Read the truth. I’ve been saying it for years: we’re in a civil war in this country every bit as profound as the original, the only difference being it’s been less bloody…….so far.” (Brian Baker)

“Brian, this is dead on. Thanks for posting. Dennis Prager often speaks of Leftism being a religion. It is a disease. Dennis also is specific to separate the Left from liberals and Democrats. He speaks of that cultism called the Left.” (Betty Arenson)

Letters to the Ranter:
Maybe you can rant about how expensive California is to live in. I heard last week that we (L.A. City) passed a bill to make it legal for people to sell products (tacos, hot dogs, blankets, hats…) on public streets from carts (like Tijuana). We did this so that the people who are here illegally and have pending misdemeanor charges would get the charges dropped so they won’t be deported. We are allowing 2 vendors per block (to be on the sidewalk outside of businesses). But now people are protesting that they want to have no restriction on the number of street vendors allowed per block. The news report also said that because of all the trash and traffic problems this will cause – our taxes will have to be raised to cover those additional expenses. Wow – I guess I’m ranting. Sorry. Maybe I read your column too much. Lol. There is so much going on right now to rant about! Victoria

I usually do not feel compelled to write, however the articles and conversations about the recent City Council appointee have caused me to think about the process. First of all, I know Bill Miranda and feel he has the capability to do a good job. This is nothing against him or any other candidate. I understand the many issues the City Council faced when Dante Acosta won his election for State Assembly.

•The City Council did not want to spend $300,000 – $400,000 for a special election
•The people want to have a “say” in who their elected officials are
•It is not a realistic task to review, interview, and vet 50 candidates in a thorough manner that is fair to all
•Any process should be timely so that the Council is not down a valuable member
•Any process utilized sets a precedent for future similar situations 

While I recognize that there were more than several qualified candidates among the 50 that submitted their candidacy, my question is where were all of these people when there was the election for the office. While I am sure there are many reasons the majority of the applicants did not run in the election, I have to believe those that did were more committed to the position. Those candidates held themselves out for scrutiny, spent their time and money, and campaigned to win a position. As a result, I believe they should have been the only applicants who should have been allowed to apply. I also understand the people who felt that the 3rd place candidate should have automatically been selected. My comment would be that the 3rd place candidate may not be the automatic winner if a separate special election were held.    

My solution would be to take the top 3 vote recipients who did not win a position in the election and require the City Council choose from those three. This serves the process in many ways:
•No additional City funds were spent on a special election
•The people would have had a “say” in the selection of the 3 finalists
•Only 3 candidates would need to be interviewed and vetted allowing for a more thorough process
•It minimizes the accusations of “backroom politics”
•Ensures a candidate that was committed to the position gets the position

Of course, no solution is perfect and no matter the outcome, someone will be dissatisfied. However, I believe this idea could be a solution in the future when we are faced with similar circumstances.  

Jon Gardner
Canyon Country Resident
Small Business Owner

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 2, 2017

Ranter’s Clarification:

Thanks to a reader who called our office pointing out this confusing comment I wrote last week. “This oppression occurs in countries our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country and without a doubt, Israel.” I should have written: “This oppression occurs in countries our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country, along with his obvious preference for those countries over Israel.”

Difficult Rant:

Admittedly, this is one of the more difficult rants I’ve written in quite some time. As a way of background, I have been a member of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce for over 18 years and was a member of the board of directors for four and a half years. The chamber enacts term limits, so I’m no longer on the board. My involvement in the chamber has been a definite asset for my company over the years and resulted in many friendships.

During my tenure on the board there were some rough waters the chamber encountered that I felt were newsworthy (rant-worthy), but I declared in this column that I would not be commenting on those issues, as it would be a conflict of interest for me to do so. I also refrained from informing our editor of the chamber’s troubles for the same reason.

I had the pleasure of serving on the board with the newly installed chairman, John Musella. He is a gentleman I like and respect. John is openly gay which, of course, does not in any way affect how I feel about him. I question, however, the attention given to this issue; the chamber is a professional organization, so his personal life should play almost no role in it.

The day started with a press release, stating: The Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is set to make history Friday night, when the board installs John Musella as its first openly gay chairman in the chamber’s 94-year history. A year ago Curtis Woods, a black gentleman, was installed as chairman for 2016, but there was no press release regarding him being the first African American to assume the role. In future press releases will there be the first openly Christian, openly Muslim, or the first physically disabled? I would say it’s doubtful, but why? Because none of these personal circumstances are of the organization’s concern.

The sole purpose of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is to support the members’ businesses through various means, plain and simple. In my opinion, the position should not be a means to advance someone’s personal or political message.

With all that being said, I wish nothing but the best for John and his year as chairman of the board. I just hope his personal affairs are merely background, not aimed at being center stage in chamber matters.

Keystone Cops:

The left-wing media covering Donald Trump reminds me of the Keystone Cops. They run back and forth from one crisis to the other, bumbling and fumbling all over each other. His tweets—what he said—why did he say that—how could he say that—what did he mean by that—the protests—the executive orders—the immigration tragedy—he fired the acting attorney general—The Supreme Court nominee—oh my—oh no—what don’t we know? I love all of this; the poor lefty media libs are going absolutely bonkers over the guy. In fact, you guessed it, Trump is driving them BAT CRAP CRAZY!

Random Rants:

*Those actor award shows have turned into breast awards shows. It seems to be the actresses are trying to out boob each other, seeing who can leave the least to the imagination. Why don’t they just go topless so we can have a genuine contest!

*Let me get this straight; the whole world is in a frantic panic over a sliver of people who weren’t allowed in the country, but Iran testing a ballistic missile is no big deal?

*I watched a trailer of the new show “Santa Clarita Diet” and found it to be ridiculously un-humorous and unwatchable.

*I love what Trump is doing; he’s kickin’ ass and taking names while his critics whine, cry and curl up in a ball of bewilderment.

My Turn to Freak-Out in Bewilderment:

With respect to Ronald Reagan: “There you go again.” (and again and again and again). This is my semi-regular rant countering the liberal spouting that comes from some of The Signal’s columnists (a shout-out to Brian Baker, a contributor to The Signal, who regularly offers differing opinions to those of the liberal dudes).

Here we go:

“Well over 100 fired-up and focused people packed into (pizza place) to discuss reshaping Santa Clarita’s political future … with a common purpose; to take back our town from the harmful ideologies and slanderous tactics fostered by the Trump campaign and now presidency.”

Sir, if you are going to make statements like this, I would strongly suggest you show some professional journalism skills and give your readers at least one example of what the heck you’re talking about! I’d really like to know who, when and how you, or anyone in this group, has seen or heard the antics of anyone, any group affecting this city with any of the harmful ideologies and slanderous tactics you broad brush Conservatives and Trump supporters with.

“Unlike the Tea Party movement that held Congress hostage to ideological absurdity and was against everything and anything Obama.”

First of all, which part of what the Tea Party stands for is ideological absurdity? Stuff like: A strong military, elimination of special interests, a downsized government, balanced budget, ending deficit spending, a reduction in personal and business taxes?

If you want a great example of holding Congress hostage, one can look no further than what your side is doing as I type this. Another Signal columnist said:

“Get out the Xanax — this will be an orchestrated, terrifying ride with self-deluded amateur hour actors at the wheel.”

Talk about amateur hour actors at the wheel, the last president never ran, administered or managed anything in his professional life. It obviously showed, and those shortcomings are going to haunt us for a long, long time. You should be thanking God or your lucky stars that we have a guy with the capabilities to clean up the mess he left for us.

Quotes of the Week:

“In Cheeto’s life, he’s used to eventually wearing down his poor or elderly tenants with his incessant slumlord nonsense. In business, he’s just kept beating powerless people down till they gave up. But he’s never dealt with activists and protesters. He really doesn’t understand that he shouldn’t make us angry.” (David Barlavi)

Ranter’s note: I commented on Mr. Barlavi’s facebook post asking him; “If I would have referred to Obama as “Chocolate Dude” when ranting against him, how would you have reacted?” As of press time I haven’t seen a response.

“By close of market today, I will be completely divested from the stock market. Why? The Obama wave should dissipate shortly, and the orange financial crisis should begin soon after. Trickle Down will once again be shown to be just another golden shower, Isolationism will backfire, and Bernie will be elected to come in and fix yet another Republican recession. Sadly, Cheeto and his 1% Richie Rich pals will have already reaped and pillaged all they could from us. I just hope not too many young Americans will have been killed or maimed in their upcoming, profiteering wars. Lost children cannot be recovered.” (David Barlavi)

“Obama had 11 of 15 cabinet members this far in, Trump has been given 2. This should outrage every American. Call your Congress person and demand they stop democrat obstructionism.” (Todd Hall)

“Ok here it is: I am an Immigrant since 1997. It was completely clear to me that I am a Guest in this country even though I am a permanent resident. Going through the Process it was made clear that my status is merely depending on the current status of the immigration laws of this country. I was advised numerous times of anything that could cause my revocation or deportation. The laws never changed since I came here in 1997 and I adhere by them, but also aware that I could be in a situation, where I had to leave at any given moment. I always have Plan B in place, should the moment come, that anything changes. I never would dare to demand anything or protest for a right (that I don’t have) to stay here… ever. I find this unbelievable, that US Citizens are protesting to break their own Immigration laws. I find myself in a Twilight Zone and in utter disbelief that people in this country do not know their laws and break them for people that have absolutely NO rights here. You Liberals or democrats should be ashamed to disobey your laws for foreigners that you don’t know or what their intentions are. You are betraying your own country.” (Carmen Russo)

Letter to the Ranter:

I am absolutely delighted that we are having a raging national debate on what it means to be an American. Trump should be applauded for that. I think it’s fantastic. If his words and actions can inspire our citizenry to actually think about their civil liberties and demonstrate our American values, it will be a great accomplishment. Thomas Jefferson said: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” I think it’s bloody brilliant! Chris Ball

Great article by Michael Cruz. I too agree we need districts, this way each city will get representation. It will also promote getting Stevenson Ranch to be part of the city, which has always been their biggest problem…taking their tax dollars without representation. It’s a win/win for all of the Santa Clarita Valley which is working to become the 2nd largest city, not just 3rd. Wendy Albright

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | January 26, 2017

A Puzzlement:

Color me confused on that Million Women March. I mean, really – I don’t get it.

This is what some of the protesters said last Saturday when asked why they were marching:

“For my undocumented students, for women’s rights, for all those who can’t defend themselves.”

“Because I’ve never been so afraid for my country.”

“Because if Trump’s style of leadership becomes normalized, the world will simply implode with ridiculous, irresponsible division.”

“I’ve never felt so disheartened in my life and need to feel hopeful again.”

“We have made so many gains and I fear we will lose them all under the Trump presidency.”

“This is what we’re all about, coming together and creating and thriving in the face of adversity.”

Afraid for your country, need to feel hopeful again, lose all gains, and thrive in the face of adversity? Really? If you are afraid, need hope or feel adversity because of a new president, I don’t know what to tell you. I hope real life problems don’t come your way, because it doesn’t seem like you are emotionally equipped to handle them.

Here are some of the things Trump said last Friday:

“We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the American People.”

“For too long, a small group in our nation’s capitol has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost.”

“Washington flourished – but the people did not share in its wealth.”

“Politicians prospered – but the jobs left, and the factories closed.”

“The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our country.”

“The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.”

“Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighborhoods for their families and good jobs for themselves.”

Come on now, do any of these statements represent a deep, dark warning for you marchers to tremble in fear, shake with rage, cheer speakers, and make absolute fools out of yourselves with some of the most idiotic, embarrassing stuff many have ever heard?

Ashley Judd:

“I am not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust.

“I didn’t know devils could be resurrected, but I feel Hitler in these streets, a mustache traded for a toupee, I’m not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in the voting booth. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth.

“I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets, we do not actually choose if and when we had our periods. We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants. Why are pads and tampons still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not? Is your erection really more than protecting the parts of my womanhood? Is the bloodstain on my jeans more embarrassing than the thinning of your hair?

“And our pussies ain’t for grabbing. They’re for reminding you that our walls are stronger than America’s ever will be. Our pussies are for our pleasure.”

I’m rantless on this one. Too bad Ashley can’t act half as well as her mother and sister can sing (The Judds), although she did a good job acting like a fool on this one.


“Welcome to the revolution of love. To the rebellion, to our refusal as women to accept this new age of tyranny.Where not just women are in danger, but all marginalized people. Where people being uniquely different might be considered a crime. It took this darkness to wake us the f*ck up. … Yes, I’m angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.”

Can you imagine if Ted Nugent were to have publicly stated that he thought about blowing up the White House when Obama lived there? The dude would have been arrested on the spot!

All of this reminds me of what David Crosby said (Crosby, Stills & Nash) about their revolutionary type songs in the late ‘60s (paraphrasing): “We were so naive back then, we actually thought we could change the world with a guitar and a song,” as well as this post relating to last weekend’s NFL playoff games: I refuse to accept the results of the AFC & NFC championship games. Tomorrow I’ll be protesting, marching, crying, denying and forming support groups. #NotMySuperBowl

The Absurdity of it All:

I asked my wife why all the marchers were wearing those pink caps. She told me they were “pussy caps.” I said, “No way, they have their young daughters wearing them!” Looking it up, she was right. I am so dumbfounded; I feel like an old, naive, conservative, straight, white guy. Wait, that’s what I am!

If those marchers really wanted to protest something worthwhile, why not protest the lack of rights for women in the Middle East? This oppression occurs in countries that our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country, and without a doubt, Israel. To name a few: Women are not allowed to drive a car, wear clothes or make-up to enhance their looks, interact with men, swim in a public pool, or try on clothes when shopping. In some countries, they have to have male witnesses to prove rape and women can be stoned to death for committing adultery. Why don’t you snowflake, paranoid, emotionally-driven marchers put that in your pussy caps and get down to protesting atrocities that really matter, instead of your delusional fears?

Shockin Y’all:

While the whiners of the world are hunkered down in presidential terror, the new president is exhibiting excellent follow-through skills in his new job. As a guy like myself, who has been involved in business for many years, one of the most important qualities that any worker has to have is following through on what they say they are going to do. This has been a foreign concept for many politicians over the years, including presidents. This president is showing his own version of Shock & Awe as he rifles through many of the things he said he was going to address:

*Took action to freeze all new regulations, and vowed to cut the current regulations on the books by 75 percent.

*Took steps to build the Keystone Pipeline.

*Ordered construction of the border wall and targeted sanctuary cities.

*Terminated a bad trade deal.

*Cut off federal funds going to foreign nonprofits that promote or perform abortions.

*Reversed a planned cut on mortgage insurance for many first-time homebuyers.

*Ordered executive branch agencies to begin preparing for the repeal of the Affordable Care Act.

*Spoke with Benjamin Netanyahu by phone, seemingly indicating a thaw in U.S. relations with Israel.

*Visited the CIA to reconcile perceived differences.

*Reached out to Theresa May, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, to make plans for sit down meetings.

I realize these are just some of the things he needs to get done and the hard part will come when having to deal with the madness that is Congress. But, if his first few days on the job are any indication, we are in for a wild ride! The ride will be a lot of fun, especially when the economy explodes with personal and business tax cuts. With respect to Toby Keith, Trump is Shockin Y’all!

Quotes of the Week:

“Kids, don’t do heroin, it’s a gateway to being a Republican.” (Bill Maher)

“President Trump is showing us that we have not been getting our money’s worth out of previous Presidents!” (Internet Blogger)

“Liberals’ new idea: MSNBC now saying Trump’s a ‘liberal Democrat who ran as a Republican.’ He must be popular!” (Ann Coulter)

“If Chicago doesn’t fix the horrible ‘carnage’ going on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings (up 24 percent from 2016), I will send in the Feds!” (President Trump)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | January 19, 2017

Crazy Times These Days:

I got up this morning, turned on the news, read The Signal and the LA Times (I would cancel that subscription in a heartbeat if it wasn’t for their sports section) and thought to myself, “The things going on in this city, county, state and nation is freaking crazy!”

It was punctuated by a headline in The Signal, “2 pedestrians hit by cars.” One was on Soledad at Galeton, where someone was hit by a car at 3:30 the afternoon before. That stopped me in my tracks! At around 3:20-3:25 I was approaching that intersection with a green light showing, when two punks walked right out in front of me in the crosswalk (they had the red light). One stopped right in the middle of the crosswalk, staring me down defiantly, giving me the one-finger salute. I honked and drove around him. Looking through my rearview mirror he continued to flip me off, still standing in the middle of the road. I don’t know if that was the person who was struck, but the whole thing was just crazy!

Crazy Continued:

I can’t believe I’m ranting about local stuff two weeks in a row, but this selection process for the vacant City Council seat is driving me bat crap crazy with each passing speculation. Someone said to me, “The Barnum & Bailey Circus is no more, but we have our own circus right here at City Hall.” Another commented, “The city has a cash reserve of $750,000, so why can’t they use some of that to hold a special election and quit this nonsense?” Someone else said something about “this is creating a whole other basket of deplorables.” Deplorable is too harsh, but this whole thing reminds me of trying to select a PTA or a Little League president. Not that the council is either of those, but the process seems just as amateurish.

The preceding was written the afternoon before the selection meeting. Nothing occurred Tuesday night that caused me to change what I wrote then.

My concluding thoughts:

*Throughout the selection process I kept thinking this should not be the council’s decision to make. It should be the voters’ choice.

*Now that it’s done, how about the City Council taking on an aggressive, non-passive attitude and get some stuff done to really help out the folks. Someone needs to bust their butt and cut through all the crap that is the Whittaker-Bermite mess, because roads over those hills are the only thing that is going to help with traffic.

While they’re at it, how about spending the money that was saved by not having the special election to make badly needed improvements on Sierra Highway for safety and esthetic purposes. I know, I know, Cal Trans is responsible for parts of the road, but they ain’t doing a damn thing about it, so how about climbing out of the box and do what’s right?

*I wish Bill Miranda Godspeed in his new position. My hope is that he will not be a cheerleader or a yes man to the rest of the council. We need a voice of counter balance, not a voice that will reinforce what many think was the reason for the type of selection process that occurred, i.e., the council members not wanting another Boydston type to push back on their line of thinking.

*If Tuesday night meant anything, it was a clear indication we desperately need district voting and an elected mayor.

It May Be Crazy:

It may be crazy, but I sure as heck hope Trump don’t stop – tweeting, that is. I love it when right and left leaners go into a tizzy over Trump’s daily tweeting. Get used to it, folks, this is just one of a bunch of things that’s going to be different than any other president we’ve had. Hopefully the results will be different too, so don’t go crazy over a few tactless tweets.

Craziest of All:

The Headlines Read:

Will Michael Moore successfully disrupt the inauguration?

Inaugural Rioters Urged to ‘Go Hard’ in ‘Only Chance’ to ‘Rove the City’ Under ‘Protocol of the Obama Era’

Maxine Waters on Avoiding Trump Inauguration: ‘I Don’t Honor Him, I Don’t Respect Him’

54 Dems boycotting Trump’s inauguration

This is really crazy crap and I’m not going to be very nice about it (I usually try and avoid name-calling in this space, but not this time). First of all, screw you, you selfish, unpatriotic jerks. We don’t give two farts if you show up or not. This isn’t about you and your emotional immaturity. It’s about an American institution and you boycotting it just shows how much you really care about the things you say you care about. Let me ask you hypocrites if you would have howled “racism” at Republicans who would have boycotted Obama’s inauguration. You know none did, even though many were scared to death over the socialistic, dark road they knew he was going to take us down. Nonetheless, they put their big boy and girl pants on and attended like the patriots they are. These Democrats are a disgrace to their elected positions, constituents and country! I’ll say it again, screw you and the liberal horse you rode in on, or rode out on, in this case.

The Same Craziness:

My left-wing writing buddies at The Signal (although I’ve never met them) keep on with the same crazy thinking their liberal ilk are doing across the nation. They are criticizing, second guessing every thought, words and inconsequential actions by Trump before the guy even steps foot in the White House. Come on, you guys – give the guy a chance before you walk all over him. Your type of ripping is what you guys decried to us as racism when it came to Obama and we at least waited until the man had a chance to screw up. How would you like for me to rip you for columns you haven’t written yet? It would be easy to do, because they are the same nonsensical, rhetorical, emotion-driven, no-facts-allowed crap.

Quotes of the Week:

“So let me get this straight. Obamacare is collapsing and millions of people will lose all coverage and states will go bankrupt, but Democrats want to keep it? Do they hate Americans that much? What the hell is wrong with them? They can’t be that stupid, can they?” (Todd Hall)

“I fully support imposing martial law, delaying the inauguration until Trump is cleared of all charges.” (Rosie O’Donnell)

“Anyone but him, literally, put a GOP as interim president, declare a state of emergency.” (Rosie O’Donnell)

“You know, I believe in forgiveness. I believe in trying to work with people. It will be hard. It’s going to be very difficult. I don’t see this president-elect as a legitimate president.” (Rep. John Lewis)

“Trump can meet with black celebrities such as Steve Harvey all he likes. Given his past words, I’d be surprised to see tears of joy from any minorities as he is sworn in.” (Juan Williams, Fox News).

“I will not celebrate a man who preaches a politics of division and hate. I won’t be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration.” (Rep. Keith Ellison)

“God loves you just like you are, but he loves you too much to leave you like you are.” (Pastor Jim Ryan)

Letters to the Ranter:

So sad that this young college student know-it-all Phillip Germain has to come to the Santa Clarita Valley and help ruin this great place.  He wants to make it Blue, not Red the way it should be.  Can’t this gigantic leftist state of California simply have one small part of it Conservative, with Republicans having a majority in it?  Does he go to Los Angeles, where the Council is 14 out of 15 Democrats, and push for balance there?  Of course not.  Does he go to Berkeley or San Francisco and push for some Republicans to actually get elected there for balance.  No way.  He wants to make the entire state of California go his rotten way.  Lord forbid the SCV has an all-GOP Council and a GOP Congressman.  He wants to make SCV into San Francisco.  Don’t let this happen.  Christy Smith and Bryan Caforio are not good for the SCV.  They deserved to lose.  Let this misguided college student go elsewhere in this gigantic state and push for balance there.  Everywhere else has a majority of Democrats running all the cities and Counties.  Let his and his friends try to get a few Republicans elected there. Robert

The quote. “Adversity builds character”. In light of the liberals the Democrat party recent behavior should be “ Adversity SHOWS Character”. Unfortunately their actions do not reflect pluralism.We, the Trump supporters,  have a strong battle ahead. I will not support the GOP riding on the coat tails of President Elect Donald Trumps victory and entrance into the White House. A recent LTE in The Signal suggested the GOP needs to guide our new POTUS. Any politician who admits they did not support him but now do,  will be accepted . If one wants to continue with how grand the GOP is and how they will  now lead the Country now are as delusional as any leftist. Trump is draining the swamp regardless of party affiliation Also any celebrity or public person who vilifies Trump, I am not saying disagrees with, but convincingly tries to vilify him, I will boycott.  This must be done if we want true reform, For too long we have let the unchallenged leftist agenda of diminishing accountability, increasing  government bloat and waste,  propagate entitlement,  define PC ideology as law,  and give credibility to the media and “hollywood” as fact instead of entertainment and info,   erode our liberty ( defined as….the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one’s way of life, behavior, or political views. … That is the battle. The good fight.” Tim, Castaic

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | January 12, 2017

Off the Reservation It is:

Ranter’s Note: In the interest of full disclosure, I was asked by TimBen Boydston to write a letter of recommendation to go with his application for the City Council appointment process, which I did. I also endorsed him and Alan Ferdman during the race for City Council. This piece is not advocating for either one of them to be appointed.

Alan Ferdman “went off the reservation” last week writing about national stuff. I’m going off it this week, ranting about local stuff. Normally I have just a passing interest in the local political scene, needing a head full of irritation from national liberal garbage for me to gain ranting momentum. But, this thing with the council appointing a replacement for Dante Acosta themselves is starting to bend me sideways. To be clear, I’m a huge advocate for district/mayoral voting, and the way the council is handling this appointment for the vacant seat is the polar opposite of that.

The more I think about it, the right way to do things in America is for us to vote for the person who will represent the interests of city residents. Can you imagine if the Congress in Washington or the Supreme Court Justices were charged with filling their own vacant seats? Oh my word, what a circus that would be. Unfortunately, with 40-something applicants for just the one seat, the circus is beginning here.

This Won’t End Well:

No matter how this goes, the procedure and the outcome is going to send the people who care about this stuff into a gnashing of teeth tizzy, which will spill over to the folks who normally don’t pay much attention. Maybe the council should retain a P.R. firm that deals with negative perception so they can save some face, because this ain’t going to end well for them. For example, as a Canyon Country resident, I am rooting hard for a resident of the east side to be appointed. My thinking will be, ‘Hey, if they select someone from the north or west side of town, the council will be overloaded 4-to-1 against my side of the city.’ If they select someone other than a Hispanic they will get ripped for that. Too young, too old, too white, too liberal, too conservative will be the cry that fills Facebook and the council chambers.

Is it Too Late?

Is it too late to change direction and go for a special election? Because that’s the way, for various reasons, it should go. I know, I know it’s expensive, but come on, isn’t it worth it to get the seat filled in a way that’s pure voting, non-conflict of interest and with positive public relations? Can’t wait that long to fill the seat? The Supreme Court has been at an even count since Scalia died and they’ve somehow managed. There has to be a way for a tie-breaking procedure, or at the very least, live with setting aside the item until the seat is filled. And if you really think about it, how many voting ties will there really be with the current make-up of the council?

Here We Go Again:

Sure, why not start the new year off with a rant against a Signal contributor. This time one of their columnists reared his liberal head in the form of a “letter to the editor.” I’m still waiting for a fellow conservative or two in Santa Clarita to assist me in countering this generalizing, rhetorical nonsense, but until someone steps up to the plate, I guess I’ll have to do the dirty work.

What nonsense, you ask? “These folks (conservatives) are actually regressionists. With some odd attraction they seek to turn back time to a meaner, harsher America, when it was ‘Everyman to himself.’ … Government is good for military build-up and law and order and an industrial prison complex and not much more … to create a fractured society of haves and have nots … specifically: Reduced social services for the weakest and poorest among us; punish the impoverished; abandon the sick to a ‘market-based insurance system’ that, because it is profit-seeking, will either abandon the very ill or raise rates to an unaffordable high level.”

This reminds me of the TV commercial a few years back depicting a Republican pushing an elderly woman in a wheelchair down the side of a hill, saying something like “Conservatives will throw Granny off the cliff.” Yeah, that’s us, all right. We Conservatives are all about murdering grandmothers and we want America to become a mean, nasty, terrible place to live. Our goal is to do this by tearing apart and ruining as many lives as possible through policies that are only intended to hurt, not help.

This letter to the editor, the old TV commercial, what Meryl Streep said, are all a load of crap motivated by the Left’s warped perception of reality. When they can’t argue the facts with common sense, they resort to almost childish tantrums to try and gain emotional support for their cause.

The letter to the editor is an example of this. Does the writer really think Conservatives want to dump all this harm on the folks, playing the role of the evil devil, all because we believe conservative policies are what’s best for all Americans, including the ones he mentions? Of course, he doesn’t even consider any of the good the policies he demonizes could do. If he and others like him would argue with facts and not emotional fiction, there could be a big-boy debate about potential outcomes based on facts.

The letter concluded with: “This isn’t the America my father and uncle fought for in WWII.” Sir, I would venture to guess the majority of those who served our country in any war feel they fought for the principles conservatism represents and not cry baby diatribes.

Headlines of the Week: (my 2 cents are added)

Does Trump Owe Victory to Russia? Will the Clintons owe staying out of prison to Trump?

Senator Jeff Sessions Receives a Grilling on Capitol Hill He’s a better man than I am; I would have told those people to take the A.G. job and stick it up …

MTV’s Ira Madison III Calls Jeff Sessions’ Granddaughter ‘Prop’ Stolen from Toys R Us Reminds me of the type of stuff the liberal contributors to The Signal would say.

Middle Class Shrank During Obama’s Eight-year Tenure: Oh really, isn’t that the same sort of harm Conservatives are accused of inflicting?

Jay Carney: Obama Presidency Was Scandal-Free: I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

Quotes of the Week:

“If Streep (Meryl) wants to talk about vilification, fine. Let’s talk about the Christians and Conservatives in Hollywood who are afraid to come out of the cultural closet for fear of retribution. Let’s talk about the Sacramento theatre director who was forced out of his job – because he supported traditional marriage.” (Todd Starnes, talk show host)

“In 2003, she (Streep) gave convicted child molester Roman Polanski a standing ovation after he was awarded an Oscar at the Academy Awards. She saluted a child molester – a deviant who had sex with a 13-year-old girl after drugging her. So the next time Streep wants to get all high and mighty – maybe she ought to just sit down and keep her mouth shut – and spare us the self-righteous indignation.” (Todd Starnes)

“They don’t know what they’re saying. They just know it sounds great. They just know it’s gonna work and build bridges to the people important to them. She (Meryl Streep) hasn’t the slightest idea, and if she does, she’s even stupider than I think. She hasn’t the slightest idea that she has just told over half the country to go to hell.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“It is astounding, because people like Meryl Streep and others have not been educated to think critically. They are nothing but sponges. They’ve never been taught to think. They are arrogant and condescending and think that what they know is accurate and there is nothing else, and so whatever comes in gets processed.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“Trump wins either way. He wins if he’s a punch line and he wins if he’s ignored. That’s what you get when you elect a walking, talking joke.” (Stephen Marche, novelist and columnist)

“Why is it absence makes the heart grow fonder, but familiarity breeds contempt?

Why am I almost never satisfied with what I have, but always long for more?

Why do deprivation, adversity, scarcity and suffering often produce the best qualities in us, while prosperity, ease and abundance often produce the worst?” (Jon Bloom, author)

“Church is a hospital for sinners, not a showcase for saints.” (Pastor Jim Ryan)

Letter to the Ranter:

Hi Doug:
Hope 2017 is treating you well, and giving you enough to “Rant” about. I’ve been watching the, “Gifted” ones, the Hollywood celebrities that is, on TV, lecturing us about what’s good for us, so I wrote the following response.

I wish to take this opportunity to defend those in the Entertainment field, who endeavor to publicly state their political views, and are constantly criticized and accused of not knowing what they are talking about. The fact that they are actors, has nothing to do with the validity of their viewpoint. I would remind those who criticize, that it is clearly spelled out in our Constitution, that all citizens of our great country have an equal right to voice their opinion; no matter their station in society. For example, would they also object to someone who holds a less prominent position to proclaim their political viewpoint and beliefs? I think not. I for one, give full ear to the opinions of both those in that elevated state of enlightenment known as, Hollywood, as I do to one at a lower professional strata of our society; say, a Pimp, for instance. I can tell you with confidence, having heard political opinions proffered by both; I can find no discernible difference in their lack of knowledge about the subject between the two. Dale Paule

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | January 5, 2017

Good Riddance, Mr. President!    

I was planning on a farewell rant for Mr. Obama closer to January 20, but one of our contributing writers forced my hand for an earlier goodbye rant with his piece from two weeks ago entitled “Goodbye, Mr. President.” The column was written by Josh Heath, who is an excellent writer, a sharp young man who has written for the Gazette as a reporter and a columnist. I really do appreciate his contributions to our opinion page and hope he continues. Needless to say, though, Josh and I are on opposite sides of the political field, so his piece on the outgoing president pushed me into fifth gear ranting mode.

This is not intended to rip Josh, but to counter point his opinions that many in our land agree with.

JH. (Josh Heath) “He will leave behind a country that is more prosperous, more just and safer than when he found it.”

DS. (Me) More prosperous is preposterous. The federal debt has risen more under Obama than all previous presidents combined. Much of the growth in the bond and stock market has been from pumping money into them, artificially inflating values and contributing a tremendous amount of reckless debt. Gross Domestic Product (GDP), a key indicator of economic health, has been anemic, at best. Forty percent of young adults are living with their parents. The USA ranks 23rd in the world for the best countries to do business in. A huge increase in regulations, many of them executively ordered, and a business tax percentage that is among the highest in the world have contributed to this shameful ranking. Instead of leaving us prosperous, I call it pathetic!

Just? I guess so, if you count a dramatic increase in police killings and riots in the streets over unfounded accusations against police as just. The majority of Americans don’t feel safer with the rise of domestic terror, horrible terror abroad, not to mention the hideous number of shootings in America’s cities, especially in Obama’s hometown of Chicago.

JH. “Unemployment is down to 4.6 percent.” “Poverty is decreasing.”

DS. A rosy 4.6 percent unemployment rate is a misnomer. With the number of folks who gave up looking and fell out of the unemployment database, the rate is actually closer to 12 percent. The labor participation rate, a clear indicator of employment health, is at a near all-time low. These facts are hardly a successful employment picture to be touted. Poverty levels are difficult to ascertain, however. The number of food stamp recipients has increased by 11 million people since he took over, an astounding 34 percent. Over 12 million more people are on welfare since Obama became president, a hard sell to say he has decreased poverty.

JH. “Internationally he has re-oriented America’s place in the world.” “America was known for reckless military ventures.” “A foreign policy built on brute, rather than common sense.”

DS. Obama re-oriented our place in the world all right. The problem is he did it through tepidness (leading from behind), not standing behind his threats (red line in Syria), making the world less safe (outrageous nuclear deal with Iran), allowing and perpetrating a perception he did not have the cashews to continue making us the most powerful nation in the world. This was and is an embarrassment to us, putting America in a dangerous, weak position, much to the delight of Russia, China, Iran and North Korea. Also, it seems as though Obama has tried to re-orient America from the Judeo-Christian principles our land was founded on. As one pundit put it, “He praises Muslims, ignores Christians and blames Jews.”

Common sense is useless when we don’t have the military strength or the will to stand up to our adversaries. As Ronald Reagan said: “We maintain peace through our strength; weakness only invites aggression.” We must not ignore heightened terrorist attack risks and growing nuclear capabilities of our enemies. Sadly, Obama has put us in a risky security situation.

JH. “During the past eight years, President Obama has made diplomacy great again.” “Eighty percent of the Cuban people have a positive view of the president, giving him a higher approval rating than Raul and Fidel Castro. That’s profound.”

DS. Obama’s diplomacy has been horrific. Kissing the butts of Iran and Cuba while sabotaging Israel is not great diplomacy. Having a higher approval rating than the oppressive, torturing and murdering Castro brothers is not hard to accomplish nor something to be proud of.

JH. “The president re-wrote the rules governing student loans.” “Folks will only have to pay 10 percent of the money they have leftover after covering critical expenses like food and shelter.” “After 20 years of making payments, the loans will be entirely forgiven — the government will get off your back.”

DS. If I had student loans this would make me happy, but if the government helped with my mortgage payment, car payment and paid for the new flooring my wife wants, that would make me really happy. The problem is socialism is great for the recipients, but tends to bankrupt the country providing the FREE STUFF. One of the reasons our nation accumulated so much debt on Obama’s watch is because of programs such as this one, without an ounce of regard to the debt consequence that will haunt America for many years to come. Unfortunately, the appeal of a Santa Claus government is what helped get President Obama elected for two terms.

JH. “Fighting for universal health care to marriage equality and gender equality and transgender rights, President Obama has taken huge political risks to fight for the vulnerable. Donald Trump won the presidency by denigrating them.”

DS. Obamacare is probably the most damaging thing the president did to the American people. It started with his bull crapping us with “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, if you like your current plan you can keep it … family’s insurance premiums will decrease by an average of 25 percent.” The worst part is the man knew this was not to be true! His lies were soon revealed when premiums skyrocketed, policies were canceled and our favorite doctors were jerked away from us!

Donald Trump won the presidency because millions of Americans are sick and tired of being the vulnerable ones in regard to their finances, healthcare and safety. President elect Trump didn’t denigrate any Americans (as Hillary did with her basket of deplorables), but he offered real hope and change, compared to Obama’s hopelessness and blame.

JH. “As the president recedes into history to take his rightful place among legends, let us honor him this way, just as he honored those who came before him.”

DS. One of the true measures of a great leader is how they exit their position of leadership. Obama’s exit has been deplorable, at best. When George Bush left the White House he did so with class and dignity. He did not chide Obama, criticize his positions and undermine his upcoming term by throwing obstacles in the way of his upcoming policies with selfish, self-serving actions to try and enhance his legacy.

Obama’s executive actions to prevent drilling for oil in vast areas, his laughable sanctions against Russia (which at the very least should have been done years ago) and his astonishing, inexplicable treatment of Israel during his waning days in office is a revealing trait of the man showing he doesn’t give two rips about America, just one person, and that’s himself!

With that, Mr. Obama, I say don’t the let the door of the White House knock you on your butt as you leave for the last time. And do all of us a favor and take a page out of George Bush’s book by keeping your mouth shut regarding anything to do with President Trump. If you recall, President Bush refused to criticize or even offer up remarks regarding your job performance.

Where Have All the Conservatives Gone?

I have ranted about this before, but I have been led to believe this community is dominated by right-leaning folks. Now, I’m not so sure. If you peruse The Signal’s opinion page with regularity you will find the lefties seem to have the upper hand. To be sure, there are some conservatives who contribute columns, but their conservative writing doesn’t seem to have the same passion as the liberal writers, and they are outnumbered, in terms of frequency.

There are some good rebuttal letters submitted, but I’d like to see those letters expanded into columns for a more balanced presentation of political opinions. (Please know, I’m pining for this as a reader of The Signal, not as a business partner with their owners.)

I guess what’s really frustrating is I know several righties around here who should be putting fingers to keyboard to get their thoughts in print to expand our right-leaning beliefs. Come on, S.C. in Newhall; M.D. in Valencia; J.M. in Saugus; T.B. in Canyon Country; J.L. in Canyon Country; B.C. in Castaic; K.C. in Newhall/Canyon Country. Get your thoughts down and get them to The Signal for the sake of our cause!

Speaking of Left-Leaning Columnists:

Jonathan Kraut wrote an op-ed in The Signal a few days ago, entitled “Today’s Message for Israel.” It was well-written, thought-provoking, and while I disagreed with some of his points, for the most part it was a well-balanced piece. I did, however, have a problem with his name-calling of President Elect Trump. When Kraut resorted to calling him “Little Bully Trump” it took away from the credibility of his opinions.

I have no problem with a writer ripping Trump’s policies and positions, but the name-calling is amateurish, in my opinion. Lord knows I have been all over President Obama in this space on numerous occasions. But, can you imagine me calling him Little Baby Obama or Scared Little Barry? I would have been accused of being a racist.

Quotes of the Week:

“Donald Trump is mentally unstable, 3 weeks to stop him America.” (Rosie O’Donnell)

“Seriously-lazy, mainstream, celebrity-fawning, Trump-enabling media – do your job. It’s the 1st day of Congress & you haven’t changed a bit.” (Michael Moore)

“Megyn Kelly goes from Fox to NBC (go figure); Joe Scarborough considering moving from MSNBC to shortwave radio.” (Mark Levin)

“Barack Obama defends his legacy – on Twitter. But, but, but isn’t using Twitter unpresidential?” (Larry Elder)

“President could state his 8 years of accomplishment in one 140 character tweet!” (Internet Blogger)

“If the left can’t convince people their policies are better, all they have to do is convince enough people who don’t really pay close attention that supporting Trump is racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, evil – that you really just want to destroy America.”  (Buck Sexton, talk show host)

“Trump is signaling to the market and major corporations that he is going to be a friend to job growth and creation. That’s not just fluffy happy talk in the air. That can mean good things and that alone can have good consequences and we’re seeing the start of it.” (Buck Sexton)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | December 29, 2016

Thank You!
I want to thank all of our readers for their support of the Gazette and Doug’s Rant. I started writing this column on a whim and never imagined it would get the reaction it has over the last four and a half years. Some has been negative, but much of it positive. The year 2016 was a wild and crazy ride for us at the Gazette, part of it spent embroiled in the legal dispute with The Signal, which ended in a way that no one on God’s green earth could have predicted, but has been nothing but a blessing! The other crazy ride of course involved Donald Trump, providing me with plenty of ranting motivation, helping to alleviate the writer’s cramp I get from time to time. Thanks again. I’ll Rant at you next year!

My New Year’s Resolutions:
Before I give you mine, here are some that weren’t included in this week’s front page feature.

“To read less of the slanted gazette political BS” – Ethan Jewell

“To make the house of Sutton bend the knee! #GOT” – Michael Cruz


-Avoid telling stupid drivers how stupid they are when they do stupid driving things.

-Realize that liberals are not stupid people – they just think like them.

-Reevaluate my opinion of liberals, and realize that they think I’m stupid too.

-Try not to get so worked up about the insanity of the left-leaning columnists in The Signal, and realize they know not what they are thinking, or a least understand that they do know, but have it all wrong.

-Pretend I’m listening to my wife more, and when she says “you never listen to me,” claim I heard her, I just don’t remember what she said.

-Quit complaining to my wife about the umpteen shoes that lay right outside of her shoe chest.

-Refrain from asking her why she is cleaning the heck out of the house when company is coming, and why it takes other people to motivate her into a cleaning frenzy when I would appreciate it all the time.

-On a serious note, I need to appreciate Jeannie Sutton much more. She holds this company together with her incredible, multiple talents, but more importantly is a great wife, mother and the best grandmother any kid could have.

Rant in Review
In keeping with the theme of this week’s Gazette, here are some rant excerpts from 2016.

There Are Two, Pick One!:
I remember as a kid my mom asking if I wanted chocolate or vanilla ice cream. I said I wanted strawberry, and she said we only have chocolate and vanilla. I said, but I want strawberry. At that point my dad jumped up, grabbed me, and off to my room I went, without any ice cream!

Hellooo, there are only two candidates available (don’t tell me about Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, they have as much chance of winning as the Rams do of becoming Super Bowl champions). Please deal in reality, people. I hear I can’t vote for either one of them. Come on, grow up, you have to choose one. Don’t be like a spoiled kid that only wants the ice cream that’s not available.

Even ultra conservative commentator Mark Levin, who has blasted Trump for months on end, came to this conclusion:
“I’m voting for Trump. Senator Ted Cruz would’ve been a far better choice to champion conservative principles as president. But, that’s not what happened, and at the end of the day, someone is going to be president.”

Eeyore is Onto Me:
The Eeyore doll sitting on my desk is looking right at me and he’s onto my mindset as I struggle to get this rant jump-started. Yeah, it’s about Trump. What else would it be? What else would knock my political fantasy down to the ground about having a president who maybe, just maybe, will have some sort of business type common sense to somehow straighten out the mess that is the federal government? You know, stuff like not spending:

-$856,000 to teach mountain lions how to walk on treadmills to study animal instincts
-$387,000 to study the effects of Swedish massages on rabbits
-$10,000 to monitor the growth rate of salt-marsh grass
-$200,000 to study how and why Wikipedia is sexist
-$371,000, to study whether mothers love dogs as much as they love kids

Bull Crap #1:
I ranted about this a few weeks back, but nobody has heeded the call (except for Steve Lunetta, who is a fairly consistent contributor) for somebody, anybody, with right leaning views to get off the couch and write stuff to counter the left wing, liberal stuff in The Signal. Instead, each week we have to suffer through these diatribes, which I know make many readers choke on their breakfast! So, come on, whatever happened to the righties who used to help make the opinion page in The Signal more balanced? For the sake of breakfast staying in my stomach – PLEASE!

Bull Crap #2:
I’m calling bull crap on what one of those writers, Gary Horton, wrote this week. Among other things, he inferred that Donald Trump is a “master dog whistler” and that whistler “speaks to our ears clever words designed to enrage hate against ‘the other’” And he “would divide our nation for his own empowerment, who destroys our national respect and honor for his own aggrandizement.” Mr. Horton, I will ask you what the hell Obama has been doing since he took office and the antics of Bill and Hillary over the years? Their actions and behavior epitomize what you’re describing much more than Mr. Trump’s spoken words!

Not a Smidgen, Mr. President?:
I’ll never forget it. It was the Super Bowl a couple of years ago and Bill O’Reilly was interviewing Obama during the pre-game show. O’Reilly asked him about the IRS scandal, Obama hemmed and hawed, and then O’Reilly asked him if there was “mass corruption involved.” Obama replied: “Not even mass corruption, not even a smidgeon of corruption, I would say.”

Oh really, Mr. President? Not even a smidgeon of corruption? Just days ago, your IRS admitted to targeting 426 organizations, most of which were conservative in nature. Seems like a lot more than just a smidgen, don’t it? If you lied to us about that, should we believe you if you claim the targeting order did not come from your administration? Hmm …

More Obama:
Does the president really think we’re stupid? Days before the worst job growth report in years was published, reports of frozen paychecks, further declining of the labor participation rate, which was already horrendous, not to mention the $19 Trillion debt, he had this to say: “America’s economy is not just better than it was eight years ago, it is the strongest, most durable economy in the world.” Huh?! Can you imagine – if the next eight years are like the last eight – what the president is fantasizing about? If that’s what you want … go Hillary!

Why, Oh Why Doesn’t Anyone Talk About This Stuff?:
Iran nuclear deal and NPR: A group the White House calls a key surrogate paid National Public Radio (NPR) $100,000 to help it report on the Iran nuclear pact. Wait a freaking minute – you mean to tell me an outside group paid a radio network, that is subsidized by our tax dollars, money to report on the one-sided deal that America got snookered on?

You don’t think the White House encouraged this to help mislead us on the deal, do you? Nah. … And heck, why pay NPR that kind of money for skewed reporting when we have CNN and MSNBC doing the same thing for free? (that we know of, anyway)

This would be like a community activist giving the Gazette money to help report on Measure E and not expect us to report in favor of their view. (Although I can be bought for the right price. JUST KIDDING!)

Me, Obama and City Council? Whoa, Nellie!:
Last week my staff pulled a fast one on me for April Fools’ Day. (At press time they faked me out with a bait-and-switch type thing on the front page. Imagine my shock when the papers rolled off the truck the next morning.) It was a photo of me shaking hands with Obama and announcing my candidacy for city council. Some folks didn’t get the joke, though, so this is my disclaimer: It wasn’t me – they superimposed my photo on the body of Putin (of all people) shaking hands with the anointed one, and all of the left wing quotes they had me saying were false! For those of you got upset, it was only a joke! Besides, blame my staff, not me.

Don’t Really Care:
I have been asked again, “Why hardly any ranting on local politics?” After giving it some thought, it’s because very few really care. Sure, there are folks who care a great deal, but unfortunately and sadly, not near enough do. I’ve done some informal polling (asked about 40 people) and have found that not many can tell me how many seats there are on the council or even know more than one of their names. Most do not know the name of our mayor! They also don’t think the council affects them much at all, regarding their personal or business lives. I don’t agree with them, but it is what it is. Even the controversial issues in recent times (billboards, chloride, mayor pro tem) drew a blank look when I brought them up to these folks.

How can more interest be generated in local politics and leaders? I think it’s what I’ve been ranting for a couple of years now, MAYOR and DISTRICT voting. For sure, there are a lot of detractors of the idea, with good points about why this sort of system is not good. But, I think if prospective council people ran in areas where the folks lived, there would be more buy-in to the local government process. I’ve said this before, but I remember growing up in Tucson and city council candidates coming to our door, campaigning regarding what they would do for our area of town. As a young person, who didn’t give much of a rip about anything but me, it got my attention.

An election for our mayor would create instant attention from many more Santa Claritans, and having competition between two or three candidates who focused their campaign on issues just down the street would do the same, if not more. Okay, so that’s my rant on local stuff!

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | December 22, 2016

Where Credit is Due:

I’ve written a few scathing rants regarding Gary Horton’s columns in The Signal, as his left-wing diatribes make me bat crap crazy! But, when I rip a guy’s writing when I disagree, so should I praise him when I wholeheartedly agree. His piece on Wednesday entitled Time to Receive the Gift of Reassessment was well written, thought-provoking and a good message to all.

I Can Relate:

I saw where Michelle Obama said she has no hope, now that Trump is coming in as president. I can relate. The Mayor of New York City has set up a hotline for those who are in distress over Trump winning, to call for comfort and guidance. I need a hotline like that. Right after the election, colleges were providing students with a safe place to congregate to help ease their fears; I need a safe place too. The left also have millions in denial over who won the election. I’m in denial too.

What is the cause of my anxiety? If I explain it you’ll laugh at me, just like millions of people are laughing at the big babies on the left. But, if you have to know, it’s because of the non-stop ash that keeps covering my yard and polluting our swimming pool (as I write this, the pool looks like someone dumped 50 gallons of black paint into it, and this is after I spent a week and a half cleaning out the black muck from the last wind storm).

So what’s the big deal, you ask? I’ll tell you what the big deal is. I’ve put all of my hope and dreams into having a perfect yard with a crystal clear blue swimming pool. Now the pool is pitch black and all of the concrete surrounding the house is covered with ash. I don’t know how much more I can take; someone told me this could go on for years. Every ounce of insecurity I have inside me has raised its ugly head, resulting in a fear that my whole world will never be what I envisioned, a world without hardship, with all things just perfect, and if they are not, someone or some entity will make everything all right. I’m so fearful no one will come to rescue my yard and pool, I can barely function as a human being. As a result I can totally relate to the left’s anxiety.

But, I won’t give up easily. I’ll protest, whine, cry, pout, place blame, and come up with stupid ideas on how to change this catastrophe that I have no control over. Maybe this will help me in dealing with my delusional paranoia, or at the very least, make me feel better about myself as I fight a futile fight.

Just Shut Up & Act!:

Did you see those Hollywood actors in the video encouraging the electoral voters to not vote for Trump? They made me wanna puke. It appears they actually thought because of their star power they could get those designated voters to go the other way. How did that work out for these egomaniacs? Are they shocked and surprised their pleading fell on deaf ears? I guess they didn’t see one of their own, Mark Wahlberg, (who is a bigger star than any of the jamokes in the video) talking about how out of touch Hollywood types are with the common folk. When these types go to Capitol Hill to testify on climate change, world hunger or some strange disease in a far off country, it brings to mind that knowing how to act don’t mean jack squat when it comes to knowing what’s best for the world and us. So, just shut up and act!

A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing?:

I’m telling you right now, Mitch McConnell, who is the Majority Leader in the Senate, is causing me to cast a wary eye his way. I don’t trust the guy to carry the mantel of Trump’s goals and get the bills to the new president’s desk in a timely manner. He is already hemming and hawing over Trump’s proposed tax cuts. This guy is a RHINO (Republican in name only) who is buddies with Harry Reid and has a terrible conservative voting record. Come on, Mitch, don’t screw this up; remember most of the folks who voted you in also voted for Trump. Don’t forget who brung you to the dance!

Maybe He’ll Get it Now:

I remember my brother telling me how great Obamacare was for him as he saved a bunch of money when he got his first policy under the plan. I said, “You’re welcome, because I’ll be helping to pay for some of the savings you’re getting.” He told me I was nuts and while I’m certainly not in the $250k earning range, I think he and you, as I did, will better understand the Affordable Care Act based on this tale somebody sent to me. (Yes, it is long, but worthwhile)

Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to President Obama’s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago where all the residents have a net income of way more than $250,000 per year.

Troy arrives and takes his tools into the house. He is led to the guest bathroom that contains the leaky pipe under the sink. Troy assesses the problem and tells President Obama that it’s an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes. President Obama asks Troy how much it will cost. Troy checks his rate chart and says, “$9,500.”

“What?!  $9,500?!” Obama asks, stunned, “But you said it’s an easy repair. Michelle will whip me if I pay a plumber that much!”

Troy says, “Yes, but what I do is charge those who make more than $250,000 per year a much higher amount so I can fix the plumbing of poorer people for free. This has always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I lobbied the Democrat Congress, who passed this philosophy into law. Now all plumbers must do business this way. It’s known as the ‘Affordable Plumbing Act of 2014’. I’m surprised you haven’t heard of it.”

In spite of that, Obama tells Troy there’s no way he’s paying that much for a small plumbing repair, so Troy leaves. Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book calling for another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses in the area have gone out of business, so Obama calls Troy and pleads with him to return.

Troy goes back to President Obama’s house, looks at the leaky pipe, checks his new rate chart and says, “Let’s see, this will now cost you $21,000.” President Obama quickly fires back, “What? A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!”

Troy explains, “Well, because of the ‘Affordable Plumbing Act,’ a lot of wealthier people are learning how to maintain and take care of their own plumbing, so there are fewer payers in the plumbing exchanges. As a result, the price I have to charge wealthy people like you keeps rising. Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work by those who get it for free has skyrocketed! There’s a long waiting list of those who need repairs, but the amount we get doesn’t cover our costs, especially paperwork and record-keeping.

This unfortunately has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, they’re not being replaced, and nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they can’t make any money at it. I’m hurting too, all thanks to greedy, rich people like you who won’t pay their ‘fair share.’ On the other hand, why didn’t you buy plumbing insurance last December? If you had bought plumbing insurance available under the ‘Affordable Plumbing Act,’ all this would have been covered by your policy.”

“You mean I wouldn’t have to pay anything to have you fix my plumbing problem?” asks Obama. “Well, not exactly,” replies Troy. “You would have had to buy the insurance before the deadline, which has passed now. And, because you’re rich, you would have had to pay $34,000 in premiums, which would have given you a ‘silver’ plan, and then, since this would have been your first repair, you would have to pay up to the $21,000 deductible, and anything over that would have a $7,500 co-pay, and then there’s the mandatory maintenance program, which is covered up to 17.5%, so there are some costs involved. Nothing is for free.”

“WHAT?!” exclaims Obama. “Why so much for a puny sink leak?!” With a bland look, Troy replies, “Well, paperwork, mostly, like I said. And the internal cost of the program itself. You don’t think a program of this complexity and scope can run itself, do you?  Besides, there are millions of folks with lower incomes than you, even many in the ‘middle class’ who qualify for subsidies that people like you must support. That’s why they call it the ‘Affordable Plumbing Act’! Only people who don’t make much money can afford it. If you want affordable plumbing, you’ll have to give away most of what you have accumulated and cut yours and Michelle’s income by about 90%. Then you can qualify to GET your ‘Fair Share’ instead of GIVING it.”

“But who would pass a crazy act like the ‘Affordable Plumbing Act’?!” exclaims the exasperated Obama. After a sigh, Troy replies, “Congress … because they didn’t read it.”

Quotes of the Week:

“IMHO, if you’re applying for the city council position appointment “process,” you’re contributing to the subversion of our local democracy. We all know a 5th conservative Republican is simply going to be crowned, and we all know that in this era of Trump, most Republicans have stopped caring about ethics, morality, or integrity – just power and money. But if you consider yourself a conservative who still believes in our American democracy, becoming an accomplice to this local “anointment” travesty should not be acceptable to you. Some are saying we should inundate the CC with thousands of applications. I feel we should not legitimize this absurdity whatsoever. I mean, the guy we actually elected failed even the Palin standard of time served. An appointment now would be Putinesque.” (David Barlavi and Stacy Fortner as posted in Santa Clarita Community, a local Facebook group)

“If Trump walked on water the media would say, yeah, because he can’t swim.” (Unknown)

Letters to the Ranter:

Hi Doug:
Just a year-end wish for you and your family for a Merry Christmas, and for the first time in a long time, I can finally say with confidence; Happy New Year ( or four? ) Keep punchin’

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | December 15, 2016

Get Over it!:

One of my favorite songs by The Eagles is called “Get Over It!” That song is dedicated to the following sore losers: It’s been five weeks since the election and the mainstream media’s liberal mouthpieces cannot accept the results of the election. My goodness, people – come on, it’s over. You lost, end of story! Quit crying over the electoral college. This process is constitutional, put in place by the founding fathers and has been in effect for every presidential election the nation has ever had. Get over it!

What a surprise; Russia hacks, but so does China, Iran and North Korea, just to name a few. I tell you what, though, unless Russia subliminally infiltrated the thoughts of millions of voters to vote for Trump, this bull crap of them affecting the outcome of the election is for those imbibing in the newly legalized substance that the City of Santa Clarita is trying to keep out of here. So, get over it!

You creampuff liberals who are still insecure and scared – about what, God only knows, need to grow up and realize this nation is a country of laws with a government that was created with a system of checks and balances. Whatever you’re crying in your Cocoa Puffs about is a figment of your paranoid, unrealistic imagination. Get over it!

CNN, you need to get over yourselves. You guys are in such election denial and you’re still the freaking Clinton News Network. Every story is a rip Trump piece that is so biased the so-called professionals on the network should be ashamed and embarrassed. Say what you want about Fox News, but nearly every panel they have is comprised of at least one liberal. I know, because they irritate the heck out of me. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by CNN’s lack of credibility; any news organization that leaks debate questions to their candidate of choice shows their true pathetic colors. Get over it, CNN. (By the way, millions of us are over you!)

The L.A. Times need to get over themselves too. Tuesday’s headlines regarding Trump and the GOP were: China Warns Trump of Threat to Ties; Rift in GOP Widens Over Russia; China Toughens up its Tone Toward Trump; Russia Drives Wedge into GOP.

Your headlines regarding the Right have been reeking of left-wing bias for many years, and now that your side lost, you’re looking for any negative sensationalism you can grab to salve your wounds. Get over it!

Jump on the Bandwagon:

If the aforementioned media outlets would somehow take their crap-colored sunglasses off for a few minutes they might be surprised at what they find. That is, the positive things that have occurred since the president elect became just that. If the weak-kneed liberals can get out of their fraidy cat mode, maybe they will see that what is happening with Trump being elected will help a great deal with economic conditions that should benefit all Americans, even those who can’t see past their hatred for the man and his policies. So, come on everyone, wake-up, smell the roses and why don’t you media types report some of Trump’s good stuff.

Since Trump’s victory, economic optimism has skyrocketed. Stock markets have risen around 4-5 percent. Industrial and bank indexes are at new highs, investors see Trump’s economic policies – tax reform, regulatory reform, and infrastructure spending – as a great jump start to a sluggish economy.

Trump’s policy changes will make things better for business, resulting in business investing more. New business opportunities will be opened, new jobs created, incomes will rise, and most folks will be better off. We will be back to widespread prosperity. So, come on all you naysayers, never Trumpers, and even you liberals; jump aboard the Trump-Bump-Bandwagon!

I Love It:

I absolutely love seeing left wingers go nuts over Trump goings on: He shouldn’t tweet like that, that isn’t presidential. He shouldn’t have said that, he shouldn’t have talked to her. He is undermining the CIA, why should he care about expensive airplanes? She isn’t qualified for that job. He’s a doctor, and what does he know about housing? These guys are all generals, they don’t want peace and will blow up the world. Him? He has never worked a day in government in his life; running an oil company is not the same as working for the government. That guy will let our environment go straight to hell. How can he pick someone to head the Department of Energy, when that guy wanted to eliminate the agency? THE FUN IS JUST BEGINNING!


This past October I wrote an extracurricular rant about the serious danger of an EMP (electromagnetic pulse weapon) attack on our nation. This type of weapon has no physical effect on humans, but can take out the entire electrical grid of the U.S., resulting in horrible, long-term suffering and deaths.

Congressman Trent Franks said: “We are only one act of madness away from a social cataclysm unlike anything our country has ever known.” A report in the Wall Street Journal claimed: “A nuclear device detonated above the U.S. could kill millions, and we’ve done almost nothing to prepare.” I wrote: “What will it take to get our leaders to wake up to this horrible possibility? To start with, it requires recognizing that WE have ENEMIES whose only goal in life is to cause us terrible harm and would gleefully celebrate our great suffering. We certainly have the capability to PREVENT this type of attack, but the people at the top HAVE to get their heads out of their butts.”

I’m Taking Credit:

As a result of that rant, there is finally legislation that has passed to address this threat to America. Just kidding about the credit going to me. Congressman Trent Franks deserves the credit for this bill; he was one of the first to ring the alarm bell on this one. One of Trent’s supporters summed it up this way: “I wish more people understood the dangers of electromagnetic pulse. Besides taking down the power grid it could also destroy any electronic device you have. That means no cell phone, no TV, no radio. No power!”

Let’s hope and pray this legislation can become effective and prevent this possible horrific devastation from ever occurring.

Headlines of the Week (with my 2 cents added):

Trump Denies He’ll Take a ‘Wrecking Ball’ to Obama’s Legacy: I say go for it!

Trump Battles For Legitimacy: He is 10 times more legitimate than the current president.

Trump Blasts Cost of New Air Force One: Really refreshing if you ask me.

Trump Slams Cost of the F-35 Fighter Plane: There he goes again.

Report: Leaderless Democrats Fear They Could Get Steamrolled: Using sports metaphors, let’s move in for the kill or we should put them away.

Quotes of the Week:

“This ‘whole stages of grief’ thing doesn’t seem to be working for some Democrats.” (Chris Stirewait, Fox News)

“I think the skeptical, the hostile press will continue the way they have, frankly, in this last five weeks since he got elected. And I think many of them are election deniers still fighting the last war, still thinking we’re in the permanent campaign.” (Kellyanne Conway, Trump campaign manager)

“Sore losers makes winning even more fun.” (Lou Dobbs)

“I think this really speaks to the president elect’s focus on keeping costs down across the board with regard to government spending. I think people are really frustrated with some of the big price tags that are coming out for programs, even in addition to this one. So we’re going to look for areas where we can keep costs down and look for ways where we can save money.” (Jason Miller, Trump spokesman)

“Here is a truth. EVERYBODY ON TV IS OVERPAID AND SPOILED. I’m the only one who admits it.” (Sean Hannity)

Letters to the Ranter:

It was sad to read columnist Joshua Heath’s column on the death of the evil Communist dictator of Cuba. He does not understand why tens of thousands of Cubans risked their lives and that of their children to escape to Florida. They would totally disagree on his praising of Castro’s policies for his Country. The Cuba that Castro inherited ranked 3rd in Latin America in doctors and dentists and daily calorie consumption per capita.  Cubans were the most literate (not after Castro) Latins and had a vibrant civic life with private professional, commercial, religious and charitable organizations. Castro destroyed all that. In the past 50 years, Cuba’s export growth has been less than Haiti’s, and now even doctors are scarce because so many are sent abroad to earn foreign currency. Hospitals actually lack sheets and aspirin.  The avg. monthly income is $20 and government food rations are inadequate. So, economic and social devastation under Castro, but also human devastation- tens of thousands of freedom-loving Cubans murdered, others tortured and jailed, and the suppression of freedom and liberty for Cuba since Castro stole his way to power. So, Donald Trump was one of the few men who got his eulogy telling the truth about the evil reign of Castro. Shame on Obama, Jimmy Carter, the Canadien P.M., and other leftist world leaders. Name not provided

Author’s Response:

This is odd, because my piece was literally just the argument made by human rights groups: he was a bastard to his opposition, but did nice things for social justice. I’m not a fan of Castro as an individual, I think he was insane. I was just saying, in the column, that we should look at it his entire career and learn from the good and scorn the bad. Josh Heath

Hi Doug:
Just a note to thank you for printing my “Farewell to the Flim-Flam-Family”story.
I’ve attached another short piece, which may be a bit too provocative to print, but thought you’d get a chuckle out of it anyway. Keep punchin’ Best Regards,

Converting the Liberal

The following procedure is guaranteed to awaken the dormant, thinking human being in the staunchest Liberal.
Step 1. Have them place their hands at the side of their ears, palms facing forward.
Step 2. Prepare for Step 3. by clearing their mind of all thoughts, followed by a deep breath, hold it for fifteen seconds, then exhale very slowly.
Step 3. They are now ready for Step 4., the final procedure.
Step 4. With a firm, steady effort, slowly begin to push their hands forward. Continue pushing until a loud “popping” sound is heard. That will be the sound of their head being pulled out of their ass, where it has spent it’s life, up to now. Within a short while, their eyesight will improve dramatically, and their brain will suddenly possess the ability to think clearly, and to reason. This will continue for some time, until finally, they will become a productive human being; i.e. Conservative.

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | December 8, 2016

What Rhymes With Buck?

Kevin Buck, that is; the columnist who contributes to The Signal. In the interest of good taste, I won’t play the rhyming game with his name, as it would be a personal attack, which I want to avoid. Of course, he did not avoid personal attacks on our president elect in his recent piece: “Just because he won does not make him any more qualified to hold the office; it does not make him any more decent or moral. He is still a liar, a thief, a con man and a despicable excuse for a human being.” Can you imagine if a right-leaning columnist used those words to describe Obama in the paper? Oh, my gosh. The Signal would have protesters outside of their office (our office) demanding he should never write for the paper again. I can understand if Buck wants to criticize Trump’s positions, but to attack him in this manner is narrow-minded, shallow, judgmental, deplorable and, in my opinion, shows a lack of professionalism.

I Should Stop:

I should stop there, but I just can’t. Buck went on to write about the wall Trump has said he will build: “A wall that will do almost zero in preventing illegal immigration.” Kevin must not read the rant, otherwise he would have read what I wrote a few months ago about a border patrol supervisor I met in San Diego, who told me how much the wall WOULD help their enforcement efforts, especially with the increase of people from the Middle East trying to get across. He told me, “I hope he gets the thing built right away!”

What Mr. Buck wrote next actually made me want to use the word his name rhymes with … with a “you” after it, but that would cause me to break one of the 10 commandments, as Jesus explained them, and so I will refrain. “The voters whose support I have the most problem reconciling with Trump is the Christian right. They have spent decades trying to remake America into a biblical utopia. They have been extremely judgmental of every part of society that falls short of the religious ideals they want us all to live by. And yet, they supported and continue to support a man who has proudly broken every one of the 10 commandments, except maybe the sixth.”

As a Christian who happens to lean far to the right, I take umbrage with this load of crap. First of all, Buck shows his biblical ignorance in using the word “utopia.” In fact, much of the Bible addresses the human struggle we all face here on earth. The utopia comes into play after we’re out of here. Second of all, the Bible teaches us to avoid judging on all levels. Most Christians strive for religious ideals for themselves, and it’s hard enough to achieve that, let alone impart it on others and then judge them for not buying in.

Many millions of Christians support Trump, not for his personal, behavioral aspects (which would be judging), but for his efforts to get this country back to being great again, with common sense reasoning that the founding fathers envisioned. It appears Kevin Buck is too wrapped up in his selfish, hateful ideals to give Mr. Trump a chance at succeeding, even if it benefits all Americans, including himself.

I’m so Enlightened:

There is so much I’m learning since the election, like the reasons Donald beat Hillary. Just the other day, I learned it was because: she is a woman; James Comey sabotaged her campaign; WikiLeaks did her in; and Fox News was incredibly biased against her. Who knew? I’m so naïve, I really thought it was Trump laying out his positive vision for the nation and voters realizing Hillary’s way of thinking was going to lead us down the same road of crap we’ve been on for the last eight years. What a dunce I am!

The big one I missed was that President Elect Trump won because of racism. Why didn’t I think of that? Of course, it was because his supporters are all racists. Symone Sanders, who was Bernie Sanders’ national press secretary, summed it up perfectly:

“We have to be real and understand that the populism around Donald Trump’s campaign was intrinsically tied to racism. ‘Make America Great Again’ takes us back to a time when we were in slavery, we were in chains, when we worked on plantations, internment camps for the Chinese (I think she meant Japanese). So, it is really, really important that if we want to heal, that if people want to get past, if Trump supporters want to say, ‘Well, why are you calling me racist,’ that we have to understand that populism was tied to elements of racism … people think racism is dogs and white hoods and water hoses and the n-word. And that is not the only form of racism. There are microaggressions. There are, “Oh, you speak so well.” These are microaggressions that are forms of prejudice and discrimination that we have to address.”

I learn something new every day. I thought microaggressions are when you tell a cupcake-coed you like her hair, or even when you call someone ma’am or sir when they might be gender-challenged and it could hurt his or her feelings. I sure didn’t know it could be from being a Trump supporter.

By the way, someone forgot to tell Senator Chuck Schumer about how bad these microaggressions are. I couldn’t believe it when he said, “I have serious concerns about Ben Carson’s lack of expertise and experience in dealing with housing issues.” Wait a minute – that is a macroaggressive, racist comment! Whenever someone criticized Obama for his lack of experience it was labeled as racist thinking. I am stunned and sad Mr. Schumer could be so insensitive.

Oh, I learned something else, and that is that Trump is scaring people, especially in California. Some progressive billionaire (Tom Steyer) said: “It’s impossible to look at the Trump campaign and not see a direct threat to the civil liberties and dignity of California citizens.” Since I live in California, I’m just now realizing the harsh realities of Trump becoming my president. I certainly don’t want my civil liberties and dignity to be taken away. What should I do? Please, someone give me advice on this!
Headlines of the Week (with my 2 cents added)

Bergdahl Requests a Pardon: You know Obama wants to do this in the worst way.

Bergdahl Platoon Leader Blasts Desperate Pardon Plea: Not much more needs to be said?

Harry Reid Will Get A-list Sendoff From Clinton, Biden and McConnell: Dude should get a D-list sendoff and McConnell should be ashamed of himself.

Pelosi in Denial? Leader Says Dems Don’t Need New Direction: Nancy, you keep that line of thinking up for as long as you want; it just shows how out-of-touch you really are. By the way, when are you going the way of Harry Reid?

Trump Targets Boeing for ‘Out of Control’ Air Force One Costs: This is the kind of common sense we need; Obama wouldn’t have even thought of this.

Having Sex May Improve Your Memory, Study Finds: No wonder I – on second thought, never mind.

LAUSD Moves to Ease Trump Anxieties: How can a local school district promise someone protection from federal law?

Today’s White House Briefing: What’s the point of having these until January 20?

Quotes of the Week:

“A lot of Hollywood is living in a bubble. They’re out of touch with the common person, the everyday guy out there providing for his family.” (Actor Mark Wahlberg, on why celebrities should refrain from political comments)

“It is important for people to know religion has nothing to do with being a good person, and that being open and honest about what you believe — and don’t believe — is the best gift you can give this holiday season. More and more Americans are leaving religion, but we still have work to do when it comes to fighting the stigma many atheists face.” (David Silverman, president of American Atheists, on their ad campaign “Make America Great Again – Skip Church”)

“MSNBC has no shame, now defending defense contractor Boeing’s huge markups and cost overruns, just out of Trump hatred.” (Mark Simone, radio talk show host)

“Dr. Ben Carson is a neurosurgeon. Nancy Pelosi is a two-bit political hack. Who is she to stand in judgment of Dr. Carson’s qualifications?” (Sheriff David Clarke)

“That Westworld finale was more confusing than the Rams’ decision to give Jeff Fisher a contract extension.” (Dennis Miller)

“Donald Trump, in the first four weeks of his presidency, has done more to help this country than I think Barack Obama has done in the last four years.” (Corey Lewandowski, former Trump campaign manager)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | December 1, 2016

I Will Have Some Cheese:

Yes, I will have some cheese with my whine. It’s Monday after the long weekend and I’ve got nothing to rant about except for what I’ve been bemoaning recently.

*When is the freaking ash going to go away? The fire near my house was almost five months ago and still, every time a Santa Ana wind blows through, the ground outside of my house gets covered with ash. It is especially bad in the pool where it turns to sludge and clogs up the filter system. Plus, the dogs don’t like the stuff in their water bowls either. A friend in the area told me that after a few rains, the ash on the burn areas of the hills would settle into the ground. Well, that ain’t happening.

*As I was driving back from Arizona – from the car pool lane – I look over to my left and see useless asphalt where another lane could easily be for-rant-copyinstalled to relieve traffic congestion. This goes on for mile after mile. It’s particularly annoying when the car pool lane comes to a screeching halt. I can’t tell you how tempted I was to move over, onto the lane that’s not a lane and hightail it. Are the same Einsteins who built these non-lanes the same people that are going to use our Measure M dollars?

*Speaking of Arizona, when I was in Tucson, the average price for regular gas was $1.95 per gallon! What a great state California is!

*Speaking of our state, why do they still have the checkpoints at the Arizona border, bringing traffic to standstill as cars enter California? The money the state pays those guys and gals to stand there and do nothing but wave us through could be used to subsidize our gasoline, right?

*Again, speaking of our state, did you know that if you’re convicted of a DUI for drugs, you still have to have an Ignition Interlock Device installed in your car, even though it cannot detect any substance other than alcohol when blown into? In other words, someone can be whacked out of their mind on drugs, but the device will allow their car to start and they can be on their merry way. What a great state we live in!

*Wal-Mart is a billion dollar company, so why in the heck can’t they afford decent carts? Whenever I shop there, it takes me two or three tries to find one that doesn’t go thump-thump, or takes all my strength to keep it from plowing into other carts. What makes it even more challenging is that the floor where carts are kept is roughly textured so you don’t know it’s a dud until you’re out into the flow of shopping traffic. Who knew life could be so hard?

*Is it just me, or do you get the feeling Santa Claritans aren’t going to have much of a say as to who will take Dante Acosta’s seat on the city council?

*If we had city council districts, would it still cost $175,000 to have a special election to replace Acosta in the Canyon Country District?

*Is it just me, or did Conservatives whine, cry, gnash our teeth, fret, criticize, and lash out against Obama after he was elected as much as the Liberals are doing with Trump?

*If we would have done that, you know for sure, cries of racism would have flooded the airways.

*If someone on an awards show mimicked Michelle Obama the way they did Mrs. Trump on that awards show last week, there would be riots in the street.

Come on, Donald! (Mr. President-elect):

I’m sure Mr. Trump reads the Rant, so I’m addressing this to him:

Dear Mr. President-elect,

None of your predecessors seemed too concerned about our nation’s HUGE-HUGE-HUGE-HUGE debt, but I and a few others are. I’ve written (ranted) several times about what I consider to be a real and soon-to-be present danger, but reader response has been non-existent, for the most part (no one commented on what I think is another scary risk for America—An Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon attack, either). I guess we all live in a state of denial, La La Land, or even awareness of potentially grave situations.

These are some excerpts of what I’ve written in the past:
As our government keeps growing and growing, it needs more money to operate, while at the same time, the debt keeps growing and growing, causing more and more interest that has to be paid. So, what keeps happening? We continue to borrow like crazy, sinking into deeper debt by the minute (literally).

If this continues the way it has been going, soon every dollar of tax revenue will have to go towards paying just the debt interest alone, let alone the principal. Then we will have to borrow even more (or hope to) just to pay for essentials, like the military, homeland security, air traffic control, the FBI, etc. If it gets to the point where all we can borrow goes to pay for these essentials, how does government then pay for social security, Medicare, welfare and food stamps (entitlements)?

When this happens, the most difficult of decisions will have to be made. I think we will have no choice but to somehow pay for the security aspects of the government (military, etc.), but entitlement funding will go away, because we’ll be unable to pay the high interest of borrowing more or will be prevented from borrowing at all, to cover entitlements.
Social security and disability checks will quit coming in the mail, automatic deposits for the same will cease, food stamps won’t be available; it will be horrific! Will people just sit at home starving to death or dying from lack of medicine? When people get frightened and desperate, especially for their kids, many won’t stop at anything.

It Won’t Matter At All:

Sir, I appreciate the plans you have to help the economy and I think they are all good ideas, but when I hear talk of spending a trillion dollars on infrastructure, it reminds me of the wife who has the house extensively remodeled when the family is on the verge of bankruptcy. All of the great ideas you have for the nation will not matter if we are thrown into economic and civil chaos.

Somehow, some way, you – every elected official in Washington and every employee of the Federal Government – has got to make slashing spending an urgent priority. As a business owner and a corporate employee, I’ve had to cut expenses after there was no more to cut, and then some. It hurt, caused extra work and made things stressful, but it HAD to be done.

Mr. Trump, I beg you to treat this gig like you did while building your business empire. Hold people’s feet to the fire like you did on “The Apprentice.” Demand and hold people accountable, like they’re spending your investments. While many will push back, whine, cry, throw tantrums and scream bloody murder, the debt situation must be solved before devastation engulfs us all. I think you’re the guy to do it, so please don’t let me, and America, down.

Headlines of the Week (with my 2 cents added)

Donald Trump Signals Big Health Policy Changes are Coming: Hopefully, many more changes too.

Trump Says He’s Leaving His Businesses to Focus on Presidency: Wow! He’s going from a billionaire to a $1-per-year salary. What a guy!

Obama on Dems’ Inability to Reach Voters: Part of it is Fox News in Every Bar and Restaurant: Huh? This is a real stretch. You don’t suppose it’s because voters knew America couldn’t survive another four years like the past eight years, do you? You can’t blame Fox News for that.

Donald Trump to Meet With Sheriff David Clarke at Trump Tower: I’d hire Clarke for whatever job he wants.

Democrats Clinch Supermajorities in State. Now What? Of course, the state is California. The “now what” is, we will drift further into the abyss of progressive, socialistic liberalism like the other fringe coastal states that have no clue about the real world.

Castro’s Life, Legacy Praised: Please help me understand why a man who was a brutal dictator deserves such adulation?

Quotes of the Week:

“President-elect Trump should get up every day and begin by looking at his own campaign promises. He owes his presidency to the people who believed in him, not to the courtiers and schmoozers who had contempt for him as a candidate, but adore him now that he is going to be president.” (Newt Gingrich)

“‘Reasonableness’ will be the death of Trumpism. The very essence of the Trump candidacy was a willingness to set out new policies, new goals, and new toughness that was ‘unreasonable’ to Washington, but made perfect sense to millions of Americans. President Trump should ‘unreasonably’ insist on draining the swamp and changing policies. This is why he was elected.” (Newt Gingrich)

“I don’t know about you, folks. When I was growing up, I never expected to be able to afford everything I wanted. There are certain things I couldn’t afford. I didn’t run around blasting those companies or those things. I just decided I was gonna have to, if I really wanted it, find a way to pay for it. But that doesn’t seem to be the attitude today.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“President Obama … is like a tenant who has been evicted from a property; he’s going to trash the place on the way out.” (Sheriff David Clarke)

“Chicago is dying the death of a thousand cuts. Rahm Emanuel can’t wait ‘til Jan. 1 when the death count goes back to 1.” (Sheriff David Clarke)

Letters to the Ranter:

I am a long time Signal reader and a short time Gazette reader. I really appreciate the honesty of both Conservative AND Liberal writers of editorials published. This week’s Liberal writers actually were honest as to why they lost the presidential election. How refreshing. Their ineptness and arrogance is what allowed a Republican/Democrat be elected. Therefore we got a president elect that does not follow party B.S. and hopefully will actually attempt to solve some of our problems. He might also be the president who exposes those in Congress who do not vote for the benefit of their constituents as opposed to their own benefit or Party lines. I’m now a weekly reader of the Gazette. Keep up the good work. Ron, Valencia

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