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Doug Sutton is the publisher of Santa Clarita Gazette, Canyon Country and Santa Clarita Living Magazines. Doug is active in Rotary Club of Santa Clarita, the local Chamber of Commerce and Heart of the Canyons Church. Doug and Jeannie have been married for 32 years, living in the Santa Clarita Valley for 20 years, raising their 3 sons here.

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Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | July 20, 2017

Cruising Soledad:

After filling up the gas tank and cursing this state for the already high gas taxes that will go up another 12 cents in November, I was heading up Soledad from Sand Canyon thinking about how I could move back to Tucson and suffer through the same hot and humid weather as here, but pay only $1.95 per gallon. My thoughts were interrupted as a young lady in some type of sports car went whizzing by with her blond hair blowing in the wind, causing me to start singing “She’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-Bird away.”

Then I passed the medical building next to Facey that has been vacant since it was constructed around eight years ago. A friend told me she thought some homeless folks had been living on the property, so she called the city and heard only yawns and crickets.

As I neared Sierra Hwy and saw the ugly white building on the corner, I wondered how long it will be until ground is broken for the badly needed community center right next to the ugly building.

As I crossed over the river with no water in it, I looked up to my right and saw those ugly looking solar panels that decorate the hillside above the manufactured home neighborhood.

As I arrived at our office trying to cool off, I got to thinking again:

If the vacant building next to Facey on Soledad sat on McBean Pkwy, with a temporary chain link fence around it for eight years, would it still be sitting there or would it have met the same fate as ‘The Greens’ property did?

Why is the construction of the parking structure next to where Laemmle Theatre will be built going up at breakneck speed, while the land in Canyon Country where the community center will be built sits with dirt and weeds?

 If ugly solar panels were installed on the hillside next to Castaic Lake Water Agency, would the city holler more than they have with the ones in Canyon Country? (In the city’s defense, the panels in question are strictly a state deal, and to my understanding the city’s hands are tied).         

 Maybe my Canyon Country stepchild mentality was getting the best of me, or maybe I was just projecting my California/Arizona frustration at the west-leaning powers that be. Maybe I should just turn up the AC in my car, buy cheap gas at Sam’s Club, avoid driving on Soledad and chill out my thinking by singing more Beach Boys songs.

 Somebody Please Help Me!

I’m very serious; I desperately need someone to explain to me why the military should be spending taxpayer dollars on gender change surgery for their personnel. Seriously, how does gender change surgery help the number one goal of the military to provide effective security for our people? I want to hear from at least one of my liberal friends on this one.

The shameful part of this whole thing is our very own House of Representatives voted down a Republican proposal that would have prohibited the Pentagon from paying for gender transition surgeries for transgender service members. Twenty-four Republicans even joined Democrats in opposing the measure. The measure was proposed in hopes of killing a directive from our buddy Obama requiring the Defense Department to pay for transgender surgeries.

This results in the rage that engulfs me when incredibly stupid, nonsensical liberal thinking creeps its way into normal life. To me, this is a vulgar distortion of normalcy that progressives think should permeate our culture, making for a sicker society than we already have. It reminds me of the law that was passed allowing boys to use the same bathroom as girls just because they say they identify as a girl or sanctuary cities defying federal law by protecting criminals from immigration enforcement.

With sick crap like this happening in our land, I say not only God Bless The United States of America, but God help the United States of America!

Speaking of Rage:

 I wish the only thing ticking me off right now is the Canadian progressive-ass prime minister giving a terrorist $8 million because the guy sued Canada for civil rights violations, claiming he was tortured in prison. No freaking matter the Son of a *&%$# killed an American soldier and blinded another one. The rat bastard should still be in prison rotting his life away, let alone getting $8 million to live a life of luxury. God may forgive him, but I’d like him to be castrated with no anesthesia.       

My sinful anger is further aggravated with the complete selfish, self-serving, immature actions of the Senate. If any of these guys and gals had to prove their worth working in the real world they would be in for a rude awakening. Now their rude awakening should be having to look for a real job when they are thrown out of office.

Look, I understand wanting to stand on principles, but come on, compromise is a key component to a successful personal and professional life. When the likes of Rand Paul and Mike Lee (whose conservative ways I really like) aren’t willing to take what they can get, hold their nose and vote for something that at least gets things going in a direction that will start to benefit us regular folks, it’s just plain wrong.

 With the ineptitude this fiasco represents, how in the world are they going to be able to achieve the rest of the Republican agenda we so desperately need? How do you think this Congress is going to do dealing with the debt ceiling vote, tax reform, and further regulatory changes, just to name few? Color me very disappointingly skeptical.      

 Letters to the Ranter:

 Dear Doug,

I thought I’d drop you a note in response to some of the statements you made recently regarding our podcast (www.thetalkofsantaclarita.com) and my role as a host.  

 In your June 29th rant regarding my interview with KHTS co-owner Carl Goldman, you wondered why I didn’t ask why your radio show was cancelled and Bill Miranda’s allegations to you (which I believe to be unfounded) of racism. 

 First, as an FYI,  both of the questions were in my notes before the interview began but quite simply as the interview progressed I found that there were other issues that I considered more pertinent to explore. Carl had openly stated live on the radio that KHTS doesn’t have a political bias and in the same breath admitted he had donated to Scott Wilk’s campaign (while Scott was on the air with him)  And I had been told stories of his alleged media bias in the past.  I wanted to hear his side of things. To me the issue of media bias is one of grave concern in this valley (if not one of the most important) and there wasn’t enough time to cover every question I had.  I chose to ask what I considered to be the most important.  

Then, on your July 13th rant,  you mentioned our podcast with John Musella but without mentioning me or the podcast by name. (Come on, Doug! At least give us a shout out!) You again wondered about some of the questions I asked, including why I didn’t ask what Mr. Musella’s thoughts were regarding the charges of racism against you. Again, we were discussing the questions the Gazette has regarding the SCV Chamber and its merger with the Latino Chamber. The issue of whether you are a racist just wasn’t relevant to the conversation.

 So, in regards to both podcast interviews I think you need to realize: IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, DOUG! It’s easy to Monday morning quarterback an interview, Doug. However, if you want, you can always call our comment line and make suggestions for improvement on future shows at 1-661- 505-8672.  We welcome your feedback and look forward to hearing from you. We still very much consider you a friend of the show and would like to have you on again in the near future.  

 All the best,

Stephen Daniels

Host of “The Talk of Santa Clarita”

Wow Doug,

Re 7-6 Rant. Best column ever. You said it all in the first paragraphs. I too wonder about a “civil war”. I feel 2020 will be very hurtful to the Liberals. Us conservatives will be forced and compelled to quell the lefts violent antics. But I also hope to be proven wrong by building outspoken support in and of the “Conservative  Movement” our Country so badly needs. Kudos to Edward and Phil for their letters and to you for printing the positive support. We need to speak up, write up, act up.  Not just in our support but in the truth about who we really are. Damn those violent , lying liberals. I’m called crazy for my Trump bumper sticker, my Make America  Great Again and Blue Lives Matter flags flown daily. ( The flags came from China ? *%^).

 In fact now I think about it last night I had a small nightmare I was being assaulted for having the sticker. But oh well. Common sense prevails. I am proud. I am kind. I love America and my neighbors and I want to work with and live peacefully with them. How that is accomplished is the question. Civil war ?  Hope not. Pray not. Believe it is not the Conservative choice but the choice may be necessary to defend an America based on freedom and liberty. God, I am so sick of these Liberals. They are not  “Progressive”. They are taking us backwards.




Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | July 13, 2017

He Once Told Me He Liked The Gazette:  (Think of it in the form of a song)

I and John Musella, who is the chairman of the board of the SCV Chamber of Commerce and acting CEO, used to be on friendly terms. I remember him telling me some years back that he “really liked the Gazette.” Apparently, his feelings have waned, reminding me of the song: “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” or maybe the break-up song I heard that goes: “She Hates Me, She Really Hates Me.” Although she is a he in this case, you get the point.

For some reason our relationship has become strained in recent months, although I can’t imagine why. I think the Gazette’s coverage of the Chamber’s goings on have been fair, accurate and balanced, but apparently he doesn’t feel the same way. Imagine my shock and disappointment when I received this email from him last week:

“Please cancel the delivery of The Gazette to the SCV Chamber office. We just put them directly into the recycling when they arrive every week. It would be better for the environment if you stopped delivering them.”

 It felt like a kick in the stomach, as my world came crashing down. I was surprised by his concern for the environment, since he is a Conservative and in business with The Dump, so I emailed him back: “What is it; you don’t like my support of President Trump?”

I was hoping for some reasonable justification and clarification for the jolting news, but it only got worse as he replied:

“Your question implies I read the Gazette.” Now this publisher is singing the song: “It’s Over, It’s Really Over.”  I’m not sure how I’m going to get through the rest of this rant with my depleted spirit, but I’ll give it my “Best Shot.” If I can’t get through this, maybe I’ll head to Arizona singing “By the Time I Get to Phoenix.”

 Too Much Heat in the Community Kitchen?       

Santa Clarita Community is a cool Facebook group with thousands of members, and the group’s creed is “Your Daily Community Connection.” I certainly agree with that description, as members of the group post informative and fun stuff all the time.

Some months ago I was encouraged by one of the founders to submit my rants each week. I remember saying something along the lines of, “Are you sure that will go over well?” The reply was something like, “Who cares; do it anyway.” So, most weeks I would post the column and from time to time received some disagreeing comments, which was fine with me. I think I even got a concurring remark along the way.

Then the last couple of weeks I noticed the rants were not appearing on the site. When I inquired as to why, I was told, “We aren’t doing national political posts in the group for a bit … it’s become so tense we decided to keep any political discussions locally focused and see how that goes.”  That’s fair — it’s their group and they have every right to determine what goes in or doesn’t go in.

But, later I got to thinking it rang of liberal snowflakes needing safe spaces. I flashed back to a member of the group who harshly criticized me for running Hart School Board member Joe Messina’s columns in the Gazette. The columns were all about national issues and had absolutely nothing to do with anything locally, let alone the school district. But, she was livid such conservative crap would come from a school board member. I asked what his thoughts on national politics had to do with his position, but didn’t get a logical answer.                

I would like to think that mature adults on either side of the political spectrum would be able to post their views and enter into constructive debates without tenseness getting in the way and ruining the opportunity for the rest of us. I hope the folks in the community group can get to that point someday soon.

An Open Letter to John Musella:

 The opening portion of this column was written earlier in the week based on an email I received last week, and obviously, it was written tongue in cheek. Later in the week I was alerted to a local podcast with John Musella as the guest. This letter is in response to statements made by John during the podcast.

Dear John,

In response to the recent interview you did, I found it amusing, as well as somewhat baffling. You asserted that the Gazette (or “a group of people,” as you stated it) put out “false information, making a stink about nothing” regarding the Latino Chamber/Bill Miranda controversy. You proclaimed we are “running around with no facts, no information, no evidence, no nothing” and “they are just running around saying it and just saying it doesn’t make it true.”

I’ll ignore your disparaging remarks regarding myself and the Gazette, as you said: “If you can even call it a newspaper” and then referred to it as “the classifieds.” I’ll even disregard your trashing the professional life of Lee Barnathan (the lead reporter of the series). I’ll ignore this stuff because we have made every effort during this controversial journey to refrain from the type of spiteful rhetoric you lowered yourself to in the interview.

I am curious as to why the podcast moderator didn’t bring up the racism issue that Mr. Miranda alluded to (resorted to) regarding myself. I’m also curious how you would have responded to the question.

By the way, you said my company is a “non dues-paying member.” While I admit we are a month past due (although we didn’t have record of being billed for the dues until you personally sent me the past due invoice for 2017 the day before you did the podcast). I will tell you that from 1998 through 2016 we paid approximately $7,500 in dues and related expenditures, but I digress.

John, you went on and on about “baseless allegations, rumors, innuendos,” on our part, stating “show me the proof.” You claimed to have the proof of no wrongdoing, including “all of the documentation, emails and checks.” When pressed about showing the proof, you responded with something along the lines of, “I’m not going to waste my time or the Chamber’s staff time responding to every crazy person who says something about something.”

Let’s back up a moment. On April 21 of this year, the Gazette published an article entitled “Messy Merger.” When that week’s issue closed-out with the story in question it was fast forgotten by myself and the reporter. The story made its point regarding the merging of the two chambers and the seemingly uncounted for monies. We then moved on to other news for the following week and the article would have been buried in the newspaper morgue from then on.

That is, until Bill Miranda went on KHTS radio and lambasted myself, the writer and the Gazette with false accusations. We responded to those allegations and that should have been that. But, I was then asked to appear on KHTS and things exploded, including Miranda’s racist insinuations against me. Mr. Miranda told Carl Goldman he had all of the proof that was needed and would be back in two weeks to provide it on the air, which still hasn’t occurred several weeks later.

During this entire adventure, the Gazette provided nothing but facts and factual statements from involved parties. Not once did our reporting or my statements on the radio go anywhere near the type of rancid communication you are accusing us of creating.

John, I’m not sure if you will read this, because you indicated to me last week you don’t read the Gazette, but I would like to issue a challenge to you and Bill Miranda to join Lee Barnathan and myself on the air and go over the proof that you and Bill claim to have. If the proof is viable, the Gazette will responsibly report it with a front page story.

If you have the documents you claim to have, why do we have to wait? Let’s do this and put it to bed once and for all.


Doug Sutton




Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | July 6, 2017

Hypocrisy at its Finest:

 Tea Partiers, Trump supporters and Conservatives are the bane of the nation, according to many liberals. We’ve been labeled as selfish haters, causers of people dying and pushers of grandmas over cliffs in their wheelchairs. We want dirty air, dirty water, are incredibly stupid for not believing the earth is going to choke to death because of human activity and cows passing gas. We Conservatives are such horrible human beings because we think spending more money than what is brought in needs to stop and stop now. But, because spending cuts means less for some unfortunate souls (and lazy ones), we are horrible citizens who want great harm bestowed on our fellow Americans.

But seriously, are we really that bad? I mean, come on; I’m just a warm, loving fuzz ball who wants nothing but the best for everyone. But, come to think of it, if my ilk is so bad, have we ever, and I mean ever:

 *Rioted after elections?

 *Rioted on campuses when a liberal was going to make a speech? 

 *Blockaded offices and physically attacked speakers?

 *Thrown bags of human feces and urine at police and Obama supporters?

 *Stabbed a police horse during a protest march?

 *Created a website stating President Obama should be executed?

 *Hold up a replica of Obama’s severed head covered with blood?

 *Produced a play simulating the murder of Obama?

 *Criticized Obama for the way he looked?

 *Told a huge crowd of Conservatives we wanted to blow up the White House?

 Silly me, I thought liberals were kind, gentle, genuinely caring people who want nothing more than all people to be cared for with taxpayer dollars and live a life free from pain or conflict. They sure have me fooled!

 Escaping Swear Words:

Tommy Lasorda has always said that the only time he swore was in the dugout or on the baseball field, nowhere else. I guess his passion for the Dodgers brought out the swearing in him. I’m not much of a swearer (at least I try hard not to be), but something about this stuff I write about makes me so bat crap crazy the bad words come pouring into my mind and try to escape through my fingers on to the keyboard.

 Who Could Have Thunk IT?

 An illegal alien was paid $190,000 by the city of San Francisco because the police turned the man over to immigration authorities, which is in violation of their own sanctuary law. You mean to tell me a guy who was blatantly breaking a law of the United States was handed over six figures of monies because the police, the police, for goodness sakes, did what they should have done? I don’t know how to put into words (vulgar or not) the complete exasperating frustration of this lunacy. Do any of these sanctuary law worshipers remember Kate Stienle, the young lady who was shot to death while walking with her father in San Francisco? The illegal alien had been deported a few times, but came back into the country and committed this horrendous act.

It’s crap like this that makes me wonder how long it will be until civil war breaks out in this nation. It seems to me a bit reminiscent of why the big Civil War occurred, entities not wanting to abide by federal policy. Who knows if this blatant nose thumbing will ever result in civil war, but either way, this type of progressivism is wrong and dangerous (in more ways than one) and should not be allowed to continue.

Adding to my swear word inclination is the fact our (mine and your) tax dollars are going towards paying attorney fees for these law-breaking aliens. Yep, look it up, right here in L.A. County we’re footing the bill for these criminals who shouldn’t be here in the first place. There should be no questions asked, if you’re here and you shouldn’t be your butt should be on the next bus heading south. Our money should not be used to keep law breakers off those buses.

 Speaking of Vulgar:

 The headline read: “New Pay Hikes Put the Squeeze on L.A. Firms.” Well, No Sugar, Sherlock — what in the heck do you think is going to happen when a company’s expenses are increased without regard to business common sense? I find the government telling businesses what they have to pay their employees incredibly vulgar. This is the same type of ugly, damaging  progressiveness as the sanctuary city mess. Do these liberal, emotionally-driven people who think this stuff up, have at least one common sense cell in their brains? How many layoffs, reduced hours, reduced production and automation replacing humans have to happen before anyone gets the picture? I have no freaking idea.

Quotes of the Week: 

 “The only difference between Illinois and Venezuela is Illinois has toilet paper.” (unknown)

 “I wish the Gazette could use as many anonymous sources as The New York Times and The Washington Pos. Then we could be a big-boy newspaper with real fake news.” (Doug Sutton)

 “Let me tell you why I should stay, instead. I’m a master legislator. I’m experienced in terms of knowing the institutional memory of the Congress” and “If Hillary Clinton had won, I might have gone home,” Pelosi stated. “But with Donald Trump in the White House, with a Republican majority in both houses — no way.”  (Nancy Pelosi)

 “He (Ben Carson) doesn’t care about poor people in public housing, he believes that if you’re poor it is your own fault. If he thinks I am going to give him a pass, I’m going to take his ass apart.” (Rep. Maxine Waters).

“Ben Carson has more intelligence in his pinky finger, than Maxine Waters has in her entire body.” (Blogger reply)

“There’s no reason to insult his pinky finger like that.” (Blogger)

 Letters to the Ranter:

 Hi Doug,

First of all, I enjoy reading your column every week. Good job! You get to the point and don’t hesitate to keep me interested, focused and entertained. Yes, I chuckle at your rants!

 Regarding your column for 6/23, I want to thank you for being open and forthright about your faith. It’s not often an editor (in) the written media stands up for their Christian beliefs. As a fellow follower of Jesus Christ, that honors God and inspires me. And I pray God will speak to peoples’ hearts as a result of your stand and witness. By contrast, as you point out regularly, we have constant exposure to plenty of wrong-headed ideas and opinions, things to be bothered and troubled about.

 Then, about your column for 6/30, thanks for continuing to hold Bill Miranda accountable for the Latino Chamber finances. Yes, the RIVER of opinion is to just let the darn issue go away. So you’re one of the few that puts out the effort to paddle upstream and go after the truth. Stay on it.

 I’m bothered that the City Council appointed him without a public vote, and that the vetting process stopped short of true public involvement and voice. But the fact he is now in a council position still does obligate him, as well as the rest of the council members, to serve the city electorate and be accountable and transparent to us. I would just rather recall him and go through the expense to elect someone else to fill that seat, instead of always wondering whether Mr. Miranda has our backs. Thanks, Edward.

 Looks like the bad Americans are wasting their worthless time (do they ever work) pushing for impeachment of a democratically elected president who has committed no crimes.  No collusion.  No obstruction.  Thye (sic) should be pushing for Hillary Clinton to stand trial for various felonies she got away with.  She and her pimp husband actually defrauded the country of haiti with their phony and lying requests for aid for their earthquake years ago.  Their chants of “liar” “thief” and “traitor” all belong to her and her sex fiend husband.  If these bad American socialists (Bernie sanders is too conservative for them) want trump impeached, trump must be doing something good, which he does almost every day in office.  Phil

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | June 29, 2017

The Perfect Mess:

 The mess that is the healthcare dilemma with senators trying to come to a meeting of the minds reminds me of trying to get a room full of young teenagers to agree on what movie to watch or what music to listen to … oh, my gosh (“valley girl” voice inflection intended). 

I’m so confused on this thing, I can’t keep up with who it will help or hurt, how much it will cost, how much it will save, how many lose coverage or how many gain coverage. What I do know is my premiums have skyrocketed in recent years and it has hurt financially, so I hope whatever they do, my wife and I can catch a break. I also know the Democrats aren’t lifting a finger to help with any of this, which proves they don’t give a gosh darn about the folks, even their constituents who are suffering as a result of their president’s healthcare plan.

What is for certain is that the government is trying to be all things to all people and when that is the goal, everything gets screwed up, with the best example being the state of healthcare from Obama until now. When you provide people with entitlements it’s really hard to take them back without those people going bonkers.

What really needs to painfully happen is to let free enterprise run its true capitalistic course with competition and consumer choice leading the way to root out the cancer of government that has metastasized throughout the system.

But we all know that ain’t gonna happen, so we’re in for a political poison smorgasbord that will end up as messed up as ever with the frosting on the pile of crap being more debt that is going to crush this nation at some point in time.

 Recall Road?

 The Bill Miranda thing with the Latino Chamber funds keeps popping back into my brain. I just can’t rationalize letting it get swept under the rug, only to be forgotten. Maybe because it reminds me of public officials who think they’re above being held accountable for their actions and just ignore the issue in hopes it will just go away.

Maybe it’s because of the statement he made on the radio: “What if it was $2,000 flushed down the sewer — what difference does it make?!” This reminds me of what Hillary said about the four dead men in the Benghazi tragedy.      

Maybe it’s because Miranda pulled the race card on me, apparently out of desperation to make the matter go away. It’s the same sort of race card former National Security Advisor Susan Rice is pulling now, out of desperation for her mess (which could be criminal) to go away.

Maybe it’s because Bill’s appointment to the City Council seemed so orchestrated, as he was shoe horned into the slot without much vetting at all. And now the lack of vetting or discernment on the majority of the City Council’s part has reared its controversial head — none of them seem to care, even though it was them who put him in the council seat. I can see them justifying looking the other way if he had been elected, but they elected him themselves! (except for Bob Kellar). Shouldn’t they be held accountable in some way for this?

Maybe it’s because certain members of the City Council were so enamored with Bill’s business acumen and his accomplishing the merger of the two chambers they didn’t bother to do any background check as to how it actually went down. I’m talking about more than just the funds aspect of it, because according to the SCV Chamber CEO at the time, it was not the smooth transition it was purported to be.

So, I’m asking myself and you, “Is it OK for a recently appointed councilman to serve while acting like nothing happened regarding the missing funds?” It seems that, except for few, nobody gives two poops. The council and councilmen in question surely don’t.

Am I making a mountain out of a molehill? If the money unaccounted for was in the five figure range, would that raise the ire of more than just a few concerned citizens?  If this was a newly appointed senator selected by a state’s governor because of an unexpected vacancy and this type of financial question came into play, would the Washington media just let it get swept under the rug?

No matter the amount of money in question, the size and scope of our city, (which some refer to as Mayberry), with a majority of its citizens who can’t even give you a name of a council person, do we just let this die? If we do, what does it say about the integrity of our city government? What kind of signal does it send to all involved in the appointment process earlier this year? Does it at least provide a some sort of lesson as to how to proceed next time a vacancy occurs?

Does this warrant a recall drive? Would that create some urgency to get this matter cleared up? I don’t know, but it’s my hope this thing doesn’t turn into dust in the wind. That just seems wrong to me; does it to you?

Soft Talk?

For the past year or so, concerned citizen Stephen Daniels has been doing interview podcasts with community members with various stories that should be told. The site of the podcasts is entitled Talk of Santa Clarita (thetalkofsantaclarita.com). Stephen is a quality interviewer and does a good job of getting to the heart of the matter with each guest. I experienced this firsthand, as I was a guest on his show several months ago. The questions he asked were pointed, direct and made me mentally squirm at times. While we certainly didn’t agree on a whole lot, he was fair and balanced for the entire show.

With that being said, I was somewhat disappointed with his line of questioning for Carl Goldman (co-owner of KHTS) on a recent podcast. To be fair, Stephen did ask some tough questions that I’m sure Carl found uncomfortable, but it was the questions not asked I found curious.

At the start of the show Carl alluded to his reluctance to the interview because of recent events, stating he wanted to put the “churn behind us” before proceeding with the interview. Whatever the churn he was referring to, there were some issues I feel should have been addressed.

Why was the “Gazette Radio Hour” suddenly canceled and all of the Gazette’s business dealings with KHTS abruptly cancelled when the Suttons’ partnership with the owners of The Signal was announced? (This was long before the recent war of words between KHTS and The Signal.)

Asking for clarification of Carl’s response to the allegations that the majority of their Facebook  fan base are from Turkey?

 Seeking more of an in-depth response as to the war of words with The Signal.

 His thoughts on the Bill Miranda controversy, Bill’s stance on two different shows moderated by Carl, and his assurance to Carl that he would provide proper documentation of the Latino Chamber’s finances and return to the show with the documentation, which has not happened.

When I was on with Stephen we got down and dirty on some topics I really didn’t want aired to the public (as it has been with some of his other guests too), but I gritted my teeth and spoke my piece. The intent here is not to disparage Stephen Daniels or Carl Goldman, just to point out what I feel should have been discussed for the sake of those who follow this stuff — you know, inquiring Claritans want to know.                                            

Quotes of the Week: 

“It is said that Democrats are in an existential crisis because of their obsessions with Donald Trump suing over the election, trying to subvert the Electoral College, dreaming of impeachment and the 25th Amendment, filing briefs under the emoluments clause of the Constitution, stalling appointments, relying on deep-state insurrectionary bureaucrats, cherry-picking liberal judges for obstructive passes, and going from one conspiracy theory to the next as collusion begat obstruction that begat witness tampering. More outsider advice is for Democrats to focus instead on their agenda.” (Victor Davis Hanson, National Review)

“I’m not convinced we know what the best thing is for the party right now, I’m not convinced we have the answers.” (Jim Manley, Democrat Strategist)

“Wow, CNN had to retract big story on ‘Russia,’ with 3 employees forced to resign. What about all the other phony stories they do? FAKE NEWS!”  (President Trump)

“They (the media) are still trying to destroy Trump when it comes to Russia, collusion, Comey being fired and all that, which is enabling Trump to do an end run. Now, could it be that Trump is feeding this chaos by keeping them focused? And look at the tweets. Trump’s tweets every day are designed to tick them off. Trump’s tweets are designed to just hit them upside the head. Trump’s tweets are designed to trickle into their nostrils and go down their throats and upset their stomachs, and he’s got dead aim on all this.” (Rush Limbaugh)

 “This crooked scum press needs to have their aššes kicked daily. I’m loving President Trump’s relentless calling them out. These uppity arrogant ‘journalists’ have way too much influence and need to sit the F down and shut the F up! (Randy, blogger)

Letters to the Ranter:


I am so right there with you – your article about anger took courage to write. Thanks for being real. Richard


Wow! Talk about pissing me off!! You are on the wrong side of the liberal PC agenda on all points. AND I STAND WITH YOU!! The liberals won’t be happy until the entire country turns blue ala California. And how is that going for us with sanctuary cities,an absolute theft of our taxes and open borders. What doesn’t the left understand about the points in your rant? Speaking of PC I experienced it first hand with the 1st Cav Division overseas in the ‘60s.Walking guard outside the perimeter without ammunition. I mention that here based on the decisions made by those whose job it was to protect our people in Benghazi as well as those brain trusts who ruled on MY rules of engagement. PLEASE! Keep pissing me off. Your rants should be required reading for all.  Ron


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | June 22, 2017

Confession Time:

Somewhere along the timeline of my life I’ve heard, “Confession is good for the soul.” So, with the intent of making my soul good, I’m plunging into the water of confession. Jesus tells us in the Bible that having anger towards someone may as well be murder. Yikes, I’m in big trouble then. While I am a Christian, it certainly doesn’t mean I’m perfect. In fact sometimes I resemble what this lady went through.

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk. …The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, spilling her coffee, dropping her cell phone and smearing her makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I had noticed the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the WWJD bumper sticker, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”

The anger fits I experience are usually a result of someone in the public view acting (or not acting) in a way that makes me bat crap crazy! Fortunately, the anger that emanates from my tantrums has nowhere to go except to the TV screen, the radio dial or the computer screen. The thing is, the thoughts generated in my sinful mind are not okay and for sure fall into the category of what Jesus described as murder.

I know I’m forgetting many, but these are some that have been burned indelibly into my brain:

*When Obama would not lift a finger to get the Army veteran out of a Mexican jail after he had accidentally driven south of the border. The man languished in horrible conditions while all we heard from the president was crickets. His non-action on that one caused bad words to fly from my mouth. 

 *When that Lois Lerner lady from the IRS spearheaded the blatant attack on the Tea Party groups, which she was never held accountable for (and the matter has not been resolved to this day), I wanted to … don’t get me started on what Obama said to a Super Bowl pre-game audience about there not being a smidgen of evidence that the scandal even existed. To this day, when I think of that lady living a comfortable life off of taxpayers’ dollars it makes me want to…                    

*I don’t need to go into details on the Benghazi tragedy, but Hillary’s deception on that one made me want to…

 *When James Comey spent several minutes spewing a laundry list of Hillary’s treasonous email acts and then, inconceivably, said she was off the hook I about…        

 *When I heard about Kristian Saucier, a sailor in the Navy being sentenced to prison for taking six pictures of the inside of a nuclear attack submarine so he could show friends and family what he did in the Navy, and was court-martialed, though he had not even shared the photos with anyone, I couldn’t believe it. How could they send this poor guy to prison when Hillary was let off the hook? I just wanted to…

 *To be very honest, the reason I started this confession was to end with the outrage I have toward Kim Jong-un and what his North Korean hatchet men did to Otto Warmbier while he was in captivity for a bull crap reason. Just as I started on this last paragraph it was announced Otto has died. When they showed him being released and the condition he was in last week, I screamed we should bomb the living &%#$ out of those rat bastards!! Now, with his death, my thoughts are filled with anger that isn’t healthy for me and wouldn’t be for Jong-un, if I had my way.

Another headline from today read: “Kim Jong-un Lives in Fear of Assassination by Western Decapitation Team.” Now, that’s what I’m talking about! Let’s take that $%&*#@!*+ and hang his severed head on a tall pole for the entire world to see!

 Confession II Time:

God’s instruction for us to let him do the avenging of others’ wrongdoing and for us to keep our cool is very hard for me to accept. A sign in front of a church read: “Just Love Everyone, I’ll Sort ‘Em Out Later. God.” If only I could my lasso my emotions into compliance of God’s teachings like these.

Never avenge yourselves, leave that to God, for he has said that he will repay those who deserve it.      

The LORD takes vengeance and is filled with wrath. The LORD takes vengeance on his foes and maintains his wrath against his enemies.

 A patient man has great understanding, but a quick-tempered man displays folly.

 A man of knowledge uses words with restraint, and a man of understanding is even-tempered.

 A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control.

 Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

 I’m sure glad God judges our hearts and not our habits, otherwise I’d be in a heap of trouble. So I’ll do my best not to let anger engulf my emotions, but when it comes to man’s selfishness for personal or political gain, evil wrongdoing and cowardice when doing harm, it’s really hard to follow his instructions. As the old saying goes, God, I pray for patience, but please hurry!           

 More Kim Jong-un:

 John McCain said: “Let us state the facts plainly: Otto Warmbier, an American citizen, was murdered by the Kim Jong-un regime. In the final year of his life, he lived the nightmare in which the North Korean people have been trapped for 70 years: forced labor, mass starvation, systematic cruelty, torture, and murder. North Korea is threatening its neighbors, destabilizing the Asia-Pacific region, and rapidly developing the technology to strike the American homeland with nuclear weapons.  Now it has escalated to brutalizing Americans, including three other citizens currently imprisoned in North Korea.”

 So, what in the heck should we do? Already I’m hearing lefties squirming with talk of “no saber rattling, it will start a war” and “if we try to do anything all hell will break out and we’ll be really sorry.” So, wait a minute, aren’t liberals in the land of everything nice and easy for all? It is very well-documented the absolute hell many North Koreans live in on a daily basis. If a North Korean citizen does not work for the government or is in the military, there is zero quality of life for them. Is that how the left wants these people to live?

Couple that with the real and present danger of their nuclear weapon capability, along with a deranged leader who will order the use of those weapons to kill millions. I ask the question again, what do we do? John Bolton, the former ambassador to the United Nations, is advocating for us, our allies and China to overthrow the baby-faced, mentally ill dictator. I say get on with it before the lunatic has his guys stuff a nuclear warhead under the nose cone of one of those missiles and fires it off to a land mass where millions of people are. Is it wrong for me to want the same wrath for him that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden incurred?

 Speaking of Anger:

 As I wrote last week, this special prosecutor deal is stinking so far to high heaven it’s looking every bit like a lynch mob. I know it’s a worn-out phrase, but you really can’t make this stuff up.

*The Department of Justice who selected the special prosecutor is a group where 97% of the members donated to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.

 *99.8% of the attorneys in the special prosecutor’s law firm donated money to Hillary, for a total of $678,000.

 *Four of the attorneys hired from other firms for the investigation ALL donated to Hillary.      

 *And we know the prosecutor is a close friend of James Comey, the guy who got this whole lynch mob going!

Let’s imagine Hillary had been elected. Now let’s pretend the DOJ decided to appoint a special prosecutor to look into her and slick Willie’s dealings with the Russians and, just for the fun of it, her email transgressions. Still playing pretend, what if the special prosecutor selected was a Trump supporter who had donated to his campaign and most of the attorneys the prosecutor hired to investigate the Clintons had also donated to the Trump campaign. OH MY GOSH, the media would be on the floors of their studios losing all control of their bodily fluids!

Please tell me what is right and fair about this investigation, because I’m so @#$$%& @#$ about this I could just…

Quotes of the Week: 

 “There’s absolutely no reason to have a special counsel, but it’s something the Democrats want and something the Republicans capitulated to. So, now we have this roving prosecutor whose subject of investigation is whatever subject he decides to investigate.” (Mark Levin)

“We now have a federal prosecutor, independent of every branch of the federal government, who has as his objective to take down the president of the United States. Mr. Mueller may be investigating individuals and so forth, but his purpose for being unleashed against the president of the United States is to make the case for impeachment, not indictment.” (Mark Levin)

 “GOP: Hey guys, let’s spend 7 years promising Obamacare repeal, then choose one of these: (1) replacing it with the same crap; (2) leaving it.” (Ben Shapiro)

“There’s been a lot of coverage of the Russia investigation, obviously focused last week on the devastating shooting here in Washington; Republicans have used all that news as cover to try to move a bill to the Senate floor that is deeply unpopular.”  (Senator Chris Murphy, democrat from Connecticut)

“The Dems are so desperate for a win; they tried to pull a Bryan Caforio type stunt in Georgia like they did here. How did that work out for them? (Doug Sutton)   

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | June 15, 2017

Late Breaking Rant:

 I’m finishing this piece on Wednesday morning as news of the shooting on the practice field is pouring out of all media outlets. I’ve written it before and I’ll write again: As long as mental illness is alive and well, these types of tragedies will occur again and again. It’s sad, scary and gut-wrenching, but it is harsh reality.

A concern I heard from a talking head in the media that really got my attention is that this type of meltdown could ramp up as unstable Trump-haters finally come to grips with the fact that he is here to stay as our president. When their high hopes of getting him out of office through these investigations and hearings are dashed, it could be the thing that pushes someone with a mental illness over the edge to resort to these irrational acts of violence. To be sure, there could very well be some Trump supporters with the same disease, that could go to this terrible extreme. As a song I heard goes: “It’s a crazy, mixed up, messy world we live in.”                           

 Do Regular Folks Care? 

 As the Senate immerses themselves in time-wasting, useless attention towards nothing but meaningless air, there was a poll released last week regarding Americans’ greatest concerns:

  1. Government spending
  2. The economy
  3. Infrastructure
  4. North Korea
  5. Terrorist attacks

Hmm, funny how all this Russian stuff didn’t appear in the top 5 of concerns. This is probably because we don’t give two rips about the freaking goings on in Washington, because the ramifications of the Russian jibber-jabber don’t affect what is most important to us. They shouldn’t affect these damn Democrat senators either, who are so hell-bent on going after Trump they have their heads up their butts, instead of where they should be — and that’s going to work for us!

As I have said before, after Hillary was let off the hook for her incredible misdeeds, this round of crap with Trump, Comey, Sessions and the Russians is a bunch of hooey. If Hillary wasn’t shipped up the river because of lack of intent, then this whole parade of garbage should be stopped in its tracks! One congressman said it best: “What the hell are we investigating?”   

Some Democrat types are becoming attractive targets for their own investigations (Loretta Lynch, Susan Rice, Eric Holder) and, to be honest, I would love to see those three squirm as they endure the heat of Senate interrogations. With that being said, I say stop all of this peeing in the wind from both sides and get to work on the stuff that matters to you and me as indicated in the recent poll.


 The Senate Sucks:

 As I pluck away on my keyboard I have one ear on the Jeff Sessions interrogation and I can’t believe the ridiculous dribble coming out of the Dems mouths with their obvious motive being to take down the president. (I admire Sessions’ discipline. If I were him, I’d tell those people to kiss my ass and to take this job and shove it up the same place; but then again, that’s why I will never go near a political position.)

All the while, as they forge on with this nonsense, millions of folks are hurting or could be physically hurt. Right here in Santa Clarita small businesses are seeing the number of customers who walk through their doors diminish as they agonize over their hopes and dreams going up in smoke. Many families in town are struggling just to make ends meet. Just this week it was announced that malware was used to bring down Ukraine’s electrical system and that Russia has developed a cyber weapon capable of knocking out our grid, which could be the mother of all terrorist attacks. As each week passes, North Korea gets closer and closer to having a nuclear weapon that could harm many Americans.

So, as the Senate Democrats cackle and hackle with their selfish motives, crucial issues keep festering and bubbling. If these politicians really cared, I mean genuinely cared about you and me, would they still carry on with this nonsense? You decide.                                        

 The Senate Sucks II:

 As much as the Senate Democrats are swaying from their duties, the Republicans aren’t much better. What are they doing to help our cause? Does it seem to you they are working fast and furiously to right our ship? To both sides of Congress, please just do it, please get the tax cuts passed that regular folks need so badly. Forget about the revenue-neutral stuff, just let loose our money and the money of corporations. Can’t you guys see by not doing what you should be doing, you’re clogging up our chances for a comeback? Or do you even care? If Mitch McConnell hasn’t got the leadership skills to at least get his caucus on board with conservative ways, perhaps he should take one for the team and give someone else a chance to get things done. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. 

Steve, Where Are Ye?

 Once again, I ask the question; where is Steve Knight? We hear Bryan Caforio somewhere in the distance spouting out his views on the hot topics going on in Washington, but from Steve we just don’t hear much on the hot topics. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d like to hear him each and every day give us his views on what Washington is in an uproar about. I would find it refreshing, interesting and motivating if he gave a bit of a play-by-play with his assessment of what’s going on with what’s making the news. If nothing else, how about updates on the top 5 issues the poll listed as our main concerns?

I guess my concern is that with Knight’s stoic, tight-lipped ways, someone more dynamically vocal will come in and overpower him in the next election. The way it looks now, it may very well be a Democrat (ouch). Truth be told, if I’d known Steve was going to evolve into this quiet mode, I would have voted for Tony Strickland in 2014.  He seems like the type that would have kept our batteries charged with his banter.

Something Smells:

 When I first heard there was going to be a special prosecutor for the Russia deal, I thought, “OK, maybe we can get this over and done with. That was until I heard some stuff that reminded me of something smelling when I open the refrigerator door and it ain’t a good smell.

Think about this; James Comey gets the idea to force an appointment of a special prosecutor, so he has a friend leak a memo of his to the press to jump start the process. The plan worked and Comey’s good buddy, Robert Mueller is the one selected. From what I can gather, both Comey and Mueller have Democrat-leaning tendencies. Then lo and behold, Mueller hires deputy assistants who are Democrat supporters to help investigate the Trump administration, say what? I say enough is enough and Trump should fire the dude before this irrupts into a orchestrated political lynching.

 Quotes of the Week: 

 “I recused myself from any investigation into the campaign for president. I did not recuse myself from defending my honor against scurrilous and false allegations.” (Jeff Sessions)

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” (Mark Twain)

“Hey what do you expect from a culture that drives on parkways and parks on driveways.”  (Gallagher)

 In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.” (Napoléon Bonaparte)

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.”  (Douglas Adams)

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during a national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.”  (Ronald Reagan)

 “I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”  (Bill Maher)


 Letter to the Ranter:


 Try not to pull a muscle patting yourself on the back.

 “Not once has our reporter, Lee Barnathan, been called out for botching details” –

 How many times do you have need to be called out on the crap writing? Nearly everything your blogger writes makes assumptions and speculations about how the subjects think and feel rather than just quoting the subject and letting them speak for themselves.

 “Mayor Cameron Smyth said he hoped Miranda would come clean.” – Unless he actually said those words you owe everyone involved an apology, I would advise no one to hold their breath.

 “Since that didn’t happen, people such as Alan Ferdman and Joe Messina believe that it was a setup so Weste and McLean would be mayor and mayor pro tem in 2018” Joe corrected you that this was not a factual statement and you refused to correct your mistake.

 Don’t get me started on that dumpster fire of an article about Fox’s endorsement.  Nathan

 Ranter’s Note: I would like to thank Nathan for his faithful reading of the Gazette and I certainly don’t want to get him started on anything, especially a dumpster fire; that’s the last thing the gentleman needs.   

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | June 8, 2017

Why Me?

It’s interesting to see the attention-distracting efforts going on with the continuing saga of City Councilman Bill Miranda and the financial issues of the two chambers merging in 2015. Another media outlet latched onto the fact that I was on the Chamber board at the time of the merger (see front page story) and, as others have done, implied I should have been aware of the financial transition. I have made it clear in this space and even criticized myself for this void in my memory from 2 ½ years ago. I was also quoted in another Gazette article that I have no recall of the details of the merger. Even if I did drop the ball on this as a board member, why has this become about me and some of the other people involved?

This is a classic case of deflecting when someone or some group doesn’t want the spotlight shined on them. First, it was insinuations of racism by Miranda, and now this. Have you heard Hillary deflecting the reasons for her loss in the election? Facts are facts and no amount of deflecting changes the fact there is no legal accounting being provided for the funds in question — plain and simple.

Despite the dirt that is flung at the Gazette for our reporting on this, I’m proud we have kept this matter purely factual, based on our research and interviews. Not once has our reporter, Lee Barnathan, been called out for botching details (other than clarifying a quote from a previous week’s story). The same cannot be said for the local radio station and its printed matter on their website, at least in this instance.

Press Release:

 (See story on page 18)

After I wrote the preceding, the Chamber of Commerce issued a press release that led with the title: “BASELESS CLAIMS AGAINST SCV  CHAMBER FINANCIALS INVESTIGATED AND  DISMISSED” and the subtitle: “Anonymous source reported in local media regarding alleged financial discrepancy was unsubstantiated and without proof.”

Oh my goodness, this reads like press releases Obama or Hillary would issue when dealing with uncomfortable situations. It should have read: “This is our attempt at covering our butts to offset the confrontation from the media and public.”  I must say, it was a well-written press release by someone well-versed in putting out empty propaganda to calm a crap-storm the individual is in the midst of.

Give it Up?                

 Some have said, “Give the Miranda story up; you’re beating a dead horse, what’s the big deal?” Or even Bill has said himself, “Even if it was $2,000 thrown down the sewer, what’s the big deal?” 

Well, let’s see, are they letting up on Trump and the Russia thing? Is the media letting anything go that has to do with anything Trump? Did the press let up on Hillary’s  email scandal? And what if Woodward and Bernstein had given up the historical Watergate mess? Certainly this isn’t of the same national magnitude, but nevertheless, when a media outlet is presented with the questionable actions of a public official and/or entity, it needs to be looked into and reported on. This is no different.

Trump, Russians, Comey, Trump, Russians, Comey:

Timing is everything, or in this case, it sucks! As the Gazette goes to press on Wednesday night, the anxiously awaited testimony by James Comey is scheduled for Thursday. Assuming it occurred and how it went down, this rant could have been a lot different. Oh well, life doesn’t always go the way we want it to. Please try to put the testimony and all of the reverberations in the back of your mind as you read on.

 The Sky is Falling, the Sky is Falling.

I found these quotes regarding President Trump’s decision to pull out of the Paris climate deal rather amusing.

“It’s a traitorous act of war against the American people.”      

We are cooking the planet! The future of mankind is at a tipping point!”

“How is he ever going to explain to his grandchildren what he did to the air they breathe — assuming they breathe air.”

“Withdrawing from the Paris climate agreement is bad for the environment, bad for the economy, and it puts our children’s future at risk.”          

And who can forget when Obama said: “No challenge poses a greater threat to future generations than climate change.”

 I’m sorry, but the Chicken Littles of our day almost make me laugh. Seriously, have these people not heard of terrorist attacks here and abroad? Attacks on our electric grid, if shutdown for extended periods of time, would result in the deaths of millions. Have any of them seen the missiles North Korea has been launching on a weekly basis that could easily have a nuclear warhead attached? Not to mention, a $20 trillion debt that many experts predict will cause an economic collapse that through various means will result in numerous deaths? I don’t suppose they have thought about drug overdoses, rampant obesity, diabetes and heart disease being a threat to society?

You mean to tell me these folks who must be somewhat intelligent and are going analeptic over this are truly scared of climate change over the other possible calamities facing mankind?

Other than this paranoid nonsense, we don’t need a bunch of jamoke foreigners telling us how, when and how much we have to do to fight this vicious, urgent, lifethreatening battle. We’re doing just fine, thank you. And Obama, bless his little heart (whoops, is that racist?), pledged $1 billion to the cause. You know how much China, Russia and India committed to giving? A BIG FAT ZERO! China really stepped up to the plate, telling the world they’ll get around to fighting the climate crisis in 2030. No wonder President Trump said, “See Ya!”

Can’t Pass This One Up:

 As mentioned previously, I have no idea what is going to come of the James Comey hearing on Thursday, but whatever happened, the following has to be considered (this was sent to me):

Remember that time Donald Trump was paid $500,000 to give a speech in Moscow?

Oh no, wait, that was Bill Clinton.

 Remember that time Donald Trump failed to disclose Russian donors to his foundation before he served as secretary of state?

Oh no, wait, that was Hillary.

 Remember that time Donald Trump was business partners with the Russian government and his company received $35 million from Russia?

Oh no, wait, that was John Podesta.

 Remember that time Donald Trump scored $145 million from shareholders of a uranium company that was sold to the Russians?

Oh no, wait, that was Hillary.

 Remember that time Donald Trump approved the sale of 20 percent of U. S. uranium to the Russians?

Oh no, wait, that was Hillary Clinton.

 How come with all this proof it’s not the Clintons being investigated?

 Late Breaking:

 Comey just released his opening statement (written) for Thursday’s testimony. I’m no lawyer, but if what Trump said to Comey was obstruction of justice, what Hillary did with her emails, what the Obama administration did with their unmasking of people in Trump’s circle and the cover-up job Lois Lerner did when the IRS was targeting Tea Party groups, then they should all be hung for the highest degree of treasonous acts! Also, remember what Comey said about not prosecuting Hillary because of a lack of intention on her part? If he uses that standard for Trump’s conversation with him, they shouldn’t even have the hearing.

Quotes of the Week: 

 “Cutting carbon pollution emissions by just 32% by 2030 would prevent up to 3,600 premature deaths each year.”  (Bernie Sanders)

“Cutting abortions in the U.S. by just 32% would save over 200,000 premature deaths per year.”  (Twitter response to Sanders)                                  

Funny, we didn’t have global warming until Al Gore came along. He must be a great scientist.”  (Facebook post)

 “I’m happy to deliver a beat down to Donald Trump and also to Barron. You know a lot of comics are going to go hard for Donald. My edge is that I’ll go direct for Barron, I’m going to get in ahead of the game.” (Kathy Griffin, six months ago)

 “I don’t think I will have a career after this, I’m going to be honest, he broke me.” (Kathy Griffin)

 “I’m not afraid of Donald Trump. He’s a bully. I’ve dealt with older white guys trying to keep me down my whole life, my whole career.” (Kathy Griffin)

 “The worst of Trump is better than the best of Obama.” (Doug Sutton)

 Letter to the Ranter:

 Hi Doug,

Referencing the opinions of Josh, Angel and Analyn of the May 26th publication I thought why bother.. But after re-reading them tonight, here I go.

 Josh, Trump is brilliant. Alike you kid. you are almost there. Now all you have to do is jump parties and start supporting Trump. You half heartedly already do and you know it. That’s ok though. I think Dems have some good ideas and value too.

 Angel. Wow man. You  try to present  an era of archaic  draconian government. Keep writing. Power on with the drama. It causes me to chuckle and further my beliefs.  But seriously, one day you will realize working together is what America is and not this holy grail of separatism you try to define.

 Analyn, Just two words. Experience and respect. I hear your column but I didn’t hear those two words.  I learned respect first. Then I gained experience. I had it easy that way. However I see some who have to learn respect through experience. That’s the harder way. Are you catching my drift ? When the two are learned and gained properly generations, cultures, races, religions, etc.can meld and communicate cooperatively. Think of the bond between grandfather and grandchild.

 Doug, (while I’m at it) Thank you for presenting these youth in your Gazette. Sometimes I question your motives but I know you to believe these kids are our future. And we as adults need to hear them and your generosity in  the Gazette is  beyond admirable. Thank you thank you thank you.


P.S.  I too fear the national debt. I too worry about not just mine but my children’s future. You are not alone Brother.   

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | June 1, 2017

Here We Go Again:

 Another week and another peeing match related to local disputes (someone told me “junior high called and wants their drama back”). Last week I wrote an open letter to John Musella and Bill Miranda; this was the opening paragraph.


This matter could easily be put to rest by either one of you providing the necessary documents. John, you refused to cooperate upon our request by responding with: “I have seen no proof for these baseless claims. As such, I have no reason to spend valuable time digging out the evidence to prove otherwise.” But that’s the whole point, John. The only evidence in apparent existence is missing. I implore you to search the SCV Chamber’s records, because the Latino Chamber’s records (including their final tax return) are nowhere to be found. Bill, I urge you to implore John to do the same thing I’m asking.               

John, who is the current chairman of the Chamber board, didn’t seem to appreciate the letter (I was only trying to help) as he pulled a President Trump with tweets of love:

“Show us the proof! Not rumors & gossip. Doug Sutton you were on the Board during merger” and “Reveal your source! Show us what you have! Prove up your proof! You were on the chamber board during merger!”

I feel like a hamster on a wheel, going round and round. As I have stated publicly, yes, I was on the board at that time and shame on me for not recalling what the details of the merger were. The truth is, I don’t even remember much discussion on the matter, let alone any financial details. My recollection — right or wrong — was the board just let the CEO at the time handle it all.

Being on the board at that time does not change the fact that the Latino Chamber’s tax return for the period in question has not been filed and there is no accounting of monies from that tax period. He must be joking about “revealing our source,” right? As far as “show what you have, prove up your proof,” I will say it again. It is a fact that a final tax return was not filed which, in and of itself, is proof of the possibility of something being amiss.

It is also a fact that John Musella refuses to cooperate with trying to locate the SCV Chamber’s financials at the time of the merger. It seems to me that the burden of proof lies on both chamber entities, because the Gazette cannot manufacture or dig through their records.    

More Chamber:

Please read this carefully: My intention for this portion of writing is NOT to harm the Chamber. (As I have mentioned before, we have been members of the Chamber for 19 years. I have served in various capacities including being a member of the board of directors. The Chamber has been a staple in our company’s success and I want nothing more than for it to thrive once again.)

My main objective here is to give a voice to the people who also care a great deal and are very concerned as to the Chamber’s future. I would not even be going down this road if it weren’t for the comments and questions that have come my way recently.

To be clear, these particular questions and comments are NOT coming from me. I am only repeating what has been communicated to me. I asked the folks who communicated with me if they would be willing to go on the record and each of them declined. These came from those Chamber members who wish to remain anonymous.

*What is the financial situation? All I hear is that we’re in trouble.

*How are we going to make money without having the Chamber directory?

*I can’t believe they don’t have “lunch and learns” anymore.

*Ambassadors are really unhappy; they’re starting to drop like flies.

*Why was the golf tournament delayed? Didn’t that make money?

*The office staff is down to nothing; how are they getting important stuff done?

*John Musella doesn’t care about members who own small businesses; he only wants to deal with big companies.

*Why don’t we ever see him at mixers so we can ask questions? Is he trying avoid us?

*I wish someone would start a petition to get him out of here; he’s ruining the Chamber.

*If things keep going the way they have been, I see this Chamber imploding sooner than later.

*I just wish John would communicate and let us know what’s really going on; all I keep hearing is we are going to file for bankruptcy. Is that true?

 While John and I have had our differences of late, this is NOT intended to bury him. I am merely the messenger (please don’t shoot me) passing along these thoughts in hopes of improved communications to rank-and-file membership in an effort to address their concerns.

I’m Sick of the Russians!

It all started when I was just a kid and they started testing the air raid sirens in my hometown. If that wasn’t enough, we had to practice getting under our desks at school and covering our heads with our hands (yeah, like that would have saved us from a nuke). I vividly remember the worry my parents had over the Cuban Missile Crisis, when Russia had their missile launchers pointed right at Tucson (at least that’s what my friends said).

Now the bastards are trying to tear our attention away from the really important stuff that needs to happen. Wait, it’s not the dreaded Russians doing it, it’s the dreaded Democrats and liberal media who are trying distract our president from getting done what he needs to get done to fulfill his campaign pledges. Those pledges are the things that need to happen to make America great again!

Charlie’s Back!

I haven’t heard one person I come in contact with around town voice concerns about anything that may have happened between the administration and the Russians; that is, until Charles Vignola reappeared with his column in The Signal (where have you been, Charlie?). 

Charlie very eloquently laid out numerous bullet points of the Trump administration’s alleged misdeeds since he was elected. The first thing that comes to mind is that not many give two craps about the Russian goings on, other than folks like Charlie who are fervently hoping and praying that Trump will be thrown out of office.

Their selfish motivation does not allow them to recognize any of the positive things that have happened because of the new president nor, more importantly, what still needs to happen. Let it go, let justice prevail. If any wrongdoing occurred, let the chips fall where they may (just like they did with Hillary’s scandal).

In the meantime, how about thinking of the regular folks who are choking on the leftover mess from eight years of liberalism? Maybe you can help move along the stuff that will benefit all Americans, even those with selfish, emotional and idealistic motivation. After all, even lefties like economic prosperity over their own ideals, don’t they? Or do they?                  

Quotes of the Week:                                       

“Steve Knight recently agreed with the continuing investigation of the Trump campaign even though zero evidence has been presented to show collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians. We know the DNC interfered with the election by making sure that Bernie Sanders had no chance of winning and hiring paid agitators to interfere at the Trump rallies. Steve Knight is NOT a conservative!” (Facebook post)

 “Do you know what’s getting hotter everyday? HELL, HELL is getting hotter! Time to send Terrorist’s in to get a temp reading for US!!! To improve our climate here on Earth, they MUST BE eradicated!”  (post from The Party of America)

 “It’s not that we shouldn’t be at all concerned with climate change … it’s just that if ISIS kills everyone, it won’t matter what the temperature is or if the globe gets warmer … that’s the whole point.” (Facebook post)

 “I can tell you almost assuredly that Trump is not off his game. He’s not despondent. He’s not sitting there worried about why all these people hate him. He’s not worried about all that. He’s just head down and moving ahead full speed as he can, not reacting or responding to all this stuff in the media, except when he tweets.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“Go with your gut, Mr. President, and push the GOP to get in the game. This isn’t that hard. Put some points on the domestic policy board and do so by kickoff of the NFL’s regular season. If Congress has to stay in town and work through July and August, demand it do so. How many other Americans are doing exactly the same thing through the summer months?” (Hugh Hewitt)

 Letters to the Ranter:

 I just read Josh Heath’s silly column (which even for him) was dumb. He criticizes our former great President Reagan and Republicans for not caring about the poor — only the rich. During Reagan’s Presidency (with Republicans controlling the Senate), this Country was simply great for the poor. Thanks to his Conservative policies, this Country enjoyed over 85 months of peacetime recovery, much lower unemployment, Black unemployment lowered greatly, especially for the young, just simply poor people doing much better. Heath also claims that because of Reagan, Americans voted overwhelmingly for Barack Obama. Not true — Obama was elected much later and only because this Country all of a sudden went into a major recession, otherwise the American people would not have voted for this leftist who wanted to “Transform” our great Country. President Trump won the last election because the Democrats neglected the hard working middle-America voters who were losing their jobs that went overseas. Heath also wants “Progressive” values for the Democrats to push — “Progressive” is just a code word for leftism, which has ruined almost every single Country (it) has infected. Robert

  I could hardly contain myself after reading the foolish letter writer Catherine writing to you complaining about a Conservative occasional columnist Joe Messina. She obviously cannot comprehend anyone with views that differ from her own leftist ones. I personally don’t care for your more frequent left-wing columnists Josh Heath, Angel Cruz, and worst of all Sylvia Turner, but I don’t go hysterical over their factually incorrect columns. The Gazette has more than enough balance with Liberal columnists even with Conservatives ones. Catherine needs to grow up and understand that other opinions that differ with her own deserve to be published. I personally find your leftist columnist more disturbing than Joe Messina’s but I can deal with it as a grown-up. Phil


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 25, 2017

Please Note:

 The following (starting with “I’m mad as”) was written Tuesday before Signal Publisher Chuck Champion addressed the City Council Tuesday evening regarding, among other things, the Bill Miranda controversy. Chuck stated that he was aware of the issue for several months and it precluded him from entering into a business arrangement with Miranda.

I can hear the critics now: Sutton and the Gazette were made aware of this by Champion and The Signal, pushing us to expose it. While Chuck is a business partner and friend, I will tell you with all honesty, he never made me aware of his knowledge of the matter before the Gazette broke the story on April 21.

As I’ve stated publicly and privately, the source that provided the Gazette with the information is not connected with The Signal, the SCV Chamber or the Latino Chamber in any way and Chuck Champion, to this day, is not aware of who the source is. Also, the information sent to us occurred after Miranda became a public official.

 I’m Mad As….

 Please allow me to vault into self-indulging ranting — “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Yep, that’s right, it’s from the movie “Network” when the news anchor loses his marbles on the air and goes into a ranting diatribe. Well, that’s me right now. No matter what I say, what I do, no matter what any of my business partners say or do, the Gazette is falsely and inaccurately accused, by some, of being a lackey for The Signal.

So, I am mad as hell (if I say I’m not going to take this anymore, I’m not sure what that looks like, so I won’t say it), but if you think for a nanosecond this is the case, then I will tell you right now, you don’t know what the freak you’re talking about. You have no clue what goes on inside these walls, and you sure as hell don’t know me very well. Because if you did, you would know that in no way, shape or form would I tolerate any interference or forced views, even subliminally, affecting this newspaper. If that isn’t enough for you, you can kiss my right-wing, conservative, Tea Party ass! (I don’t know what my political inclinations have to do with this, but it sounds good.)      

Miranda Ad Nauseam:

 During the same show on KHTS radio in which Bill Miranda heavily insinuated racism on the part of the Gazette, he also pulled the Rotary Club’s Four-Way Test card on me. I’ve been a member of the local chapter for 16 years, even serving as president for a year. It is a fabulous worldwide organization that does great things for folks in need. Miranda was a member for a short time, and yet decided to challenge my devotion to the Rotary Creed in relation to the Gazette’s coverage of his ending tenure as the Latino Chamber’s CEO.

Rotary’s Four-Way Test for all we think, do and say:

  1. Is it the truth?
  2. Is it fair to all concerned?
  3. 3.Will it build goodwill and better friendships?
  4. Will it be beneficial to all concerned?

Bill thinks I flunked the test by publishing the article and should be ashamed of my Rotarian self. I will turn the tables back at him by asking:

Mr. Miranda, I ask you fair and square if what you are doing now by: claiming you have proof as to what happened financially with the Latino Chamber’s gala in 2014, the subsequent merger with the SCV Chamber, and your refusal or inability to provide such proof is …well, living up to the Four-Way Test you so vigorously accused me of violating?        

Does your thinly-veiled accusation of racism on the Gazette’s part stand up to the Four-Way Test? What about slamming my integrity with clueless and reckless claims of buckling to others’ demands to publish the article you are so emotionally defending? How does that hold up to the test? 

I will say it again; if Mr. Miranda provides the documents he claims, he has to alleviate the discrepancies in regard to the finances in question. Then the Gazette will run a front page retraction. The fact is that, as of this writing, he has not followed through on his pledge to do just that.

Miranda, Carl Goldman and I all agreed we would reconvene on the air (KHTS) this Friday (5/26), but thus far, that commitment has gone unheeded on Bill’s part. Instead, he is asking to delay the show until the end of June. He also contacted our reporter requesting to meet with him last Friday (5/19), but when asked to confirm the meeting, Miranda put him off for two weeks.

You know my ranting creed: I rant and you, the reader, decide, so go ahead and decide.  

 Open Letter:

An open letter to John Musella (chairman of the board, SCV Chamber of Commerce) and Bill Miranda:


This matter could easily be put to rest by either one of you providing the necessary documents. John, you refused to cooperate, upon our request, by responding with: “I have seen no proof for these baseless claims. As such, I have no reason to spend valuable time digging out the evidence to prove otherwise.” But that’s the whole point, John; the only evidence in apparent existence is missing. I implore you to search the SCV Chamber’s records, because the Latino Chamber’s records (including their final tax return) are nowhere to be found. Bill, I urge you to implore John to do the same thing I’m asking.               

Bill, as a cordial friend from the past, I suggest you take a long look at this matter and the no-win situation staring you in the face. If you don’t have the documents and can’t get John Musella to do some digging for you, then just come out and say so. Face your critics with something along the lines of “I screwed up. I don’t have any evidence, and for whatever reason, there wasn’t a final tax return filed. I apologize for the racism insinuations and for my prolonging the matter with what I don’t have. That would go a long way in cleaning up the messy optic this has turned into.           

Back to Regular Ranting:

 Dodger Stadium, Staples Center, Rose Bowl, even the COC football stadium — all have concerts scheduled during the summer. For you emotion-driven idealists who break into tears and agony over our president’s push for travel bans to help screen out the people who want to kill and maim us, please take notice. Talk about tears and agony, if what happened at the concert in England were to happen at one of these local venues, please think about how the agony would hit you, especially if someone you care about was a victim.

Please let go of your namby-pamby inclusiveness for all and allow some common sense into your head. Realize we are AT WAR and need every ounce of resources to keep all Americans safe!

Quotes of the Week:                                       

 “Since Watergate, the news media has acquired a steadily more arrogant attitude and has moved further and further to the Left. Today, they are adversarial opponents of conservatives, especially the Trump administration.” (Newt Gingrich)

“When I ran for office, I said he is a chaos candidate and would be a chaos president.” (Jeb Bush)

“It’s colorless, it’s odorless, it’s tasteless, and no one gives a shit until they go to take a shower and it’s not there.” (Stacy Fortner, on the water merger controversy)

Gonna vent. I am 79 years old, I have lived through Carter, Reagan, Clinton, 2 Bushes, and Obama. Never, never in my lifetime have I seen a President be scrutinized over every word he speaks, humiliated by the public to the point of wanting to hurt someone, slandered, ridiculed, insulted, lied to, threatened to murder him, threatened to rape our Beautiful First Lady, and have his children also insulted and humiliated. I am ashamed of this Country. I am ashamed of the ruthless, hating, cruel people that have no morals, and feel they have a right to say and do the things they are doing. I don’t know how to fix it. I wish I did. Every other President after they got in Office, were left alone, they weren’t on the news 24/7 being dissected by every word out of their mouths, ALWAYS being pressured to do this or that, and so now, we have the pleasure of discussing tax reform for how long …. whoo hoo, I am sooo not excited. LEAVE him alone! Let him do his job! (Facebook Post)

 Letters to the Ranter:

 I can’t believe that Miranda played the Hispanic card. No, Bill, this has nothing to do with your ethnicity, gender, age, or intelligence level. Simply provide the financial documents that you CLAIM that you have and that you AGREED to provide. If you don’t truly have them, say so. It really is simple to put this inquiry to rest. T. White

Bill Miranda was the compensated CEO of the nonprofit Latin Chamber of Commerce. He failed to discharge his responsibilities and account for monies that had been entrusted to the Latin Chamber by members, corporations and private donors, It is time for Mr Miranda to man up. If he wants a front page retraction from the Gazette, he should offer to write a front page mea culpa for the Gazette.   Steve


 I look forward to the Gazette each week and almost fast forward through it to read your rant. That being said, I have known you for almost two decades and have never heard you say anything racist or discriminatory.  For Councilman Miranda to say otherwise is absurd.  What came to mind about his words was this quote from Hermann Hesse. “If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself.  What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.”  From a psychological standpoint, perhaps Mr. Miranda is projecting what he doesn’t like about himself on you. At any rate, in reading the article in reference, I was surprised to learn there had been a Latino Chamber of Commerce. Would it be okay to have a Caucasian Chamber? Of course not! Why does it seem that those who cry inequality would join or accept anything that segregates, elevates, or lessens another? Latino Chamber, BET Awards, Latin Music Awards, Women’s History Month, and so on. Who decided to make diversity divisive? Let’s just be human beings.  Jan

Very disturbing and insulting article by Joe Messina you published. I will not read your paper as long as you allow crazy right wing extremists to publish their opinions. Why not just start quoting Alex Jones? You are losing credibility publishing this nonsense. Messina has no business being on the school board either. Are you a fan of Breitbart too??  Catherine

 Ranter’s Note: I responded to Catherine with this question. Thank you for your feedback, just curious as to how Messina’s article relates to the school board?

 Messina is on the Hart School Board. A parent posted your gazette article on him on Facebook yesterday and it garnered a lot of outrage. My point in complaining was about the Gazette giving this lunatic extremist a platform to dispense his alt-right views was not liked by many in Santa Clarita.  Catherine


Thanks for publishing my article last week. So far, I have had articles published in The Signal and The Los Angeles Daily News. So tired of all these liberals, time to fight back. John Cox is a potential  candidate for governor and he looks promising.  He was a speaker at our SCVFRW last month.  Phyllis

This column is comical, by the way. I marvel at the people willing to sacrifice their integrity to make excuses for this incompetent in the White House. Anthony

Oh Doug. You will be so very sad when Trump, Pence, and Ryan all are gone. President Orrin Hatch sound good to you?  Erin

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 18, 2017

Late Breaking Hysteria:

 As this edition of the Gazette heads to the printing company via electronic transmission, I feel the need to address the latest Trump hysteria engulfing Washington and the media. If Trump made a casual, off-handed remark to James Comey over dinner, along the lines of, “I hope you can lay off the guy, he really is a good person” and his haters think they finally have the impeachment they have been praying for, I will say God Bless ‘em.

Did the president order Comey to stop the investigation? Did Obama suggest or order Comey to look the other way from the disgraceful, illegal targeting the IRS did to Tea Party members? Did Obama have breakfast with Comey and Loretta Lynch and tell them that Hillary breaking three different federal laws with her emails was no big deal? Did Obama suggest to Comey that Bill Clinton meeting in private with Loretta Lynch in the heat of the email investigation was not worth considering?

I tell you what, if Congress wants to see the documentation of Comey’s dinner with Trump, they damn well better ask for each and every memo Comey has for his entire time on the job!               

By the way, while you Washington people are consumed with jr. high type goings on, the rest of us are choking on what you’re NOT getting done, so grow the freak up, take a chill pill and get going on what’s best for us, not your out-of-touch-with-reality crap!   

 I Wish:

I really wish I could rant on extensively about how the media and anti-Trumpers from both sides of the aisle wet themselves every week over the latest hysteria of the week from what Trump said or supposedly did. The hatred for the man and the biased coverage in print, digital, social media and over the airwaves is absolutely repulsive. When was the last time you heard anything positive as a result of Trump’s time in office? He has done more in his five months in office to help us regular folks than Mr. Obama did in eight years.

I would like to rant on and on with focus on consumer confidence and spending being up, the stock market and other financial markets thriving and corporate optimism that is higher than it has been in eight years. Also, that unemployment that is inching down, the labor participation rate sneaking upwards and the regulations that are being attacked. We are on our way to record oil production and the man has made America proud again with our no-nonsense, kick butt attitude.

I was hoping to rant a great deal that many think the guy is a complete failure at his job and the most horrible person in the world, based on media coverage. While I and millions of others think he is great for America. Does he have flaws? Sure, but what president in our history didn’t? Why can’t there be any coverage of anything positive whatsoever? I’ll tell you why; most of the people who produce the news are liberal lefties who are unable or unwilling to work as professionals and keep slanted views from affecting their coverage.

 I’m also itching to rant long and hard on the Russians and the scandals they accuse Trump of being entwined with. Of course, all we hear from the Dems and the media is crickets, regarding Hillary crawling into the bed of treason with her emails that she should be on trial for now.

We hear nothing about the real Russian scandal of Secretary of State Clinton approving the transfer of 20 percent of America’s uranium holdings to Russia, while nine investors in the deal funneled $145 million to the Clinton Foundation. Later her husband just happened to be paid $500,000 for a speech he gave for a company related to the uranium deal. And yet the left-wing media’s underwear is tied up in knots over something  involving our president and the Russians that has no proven evidence to back it up?

 I Can’t:

 While I planned on a ranting bonanza regarding the aforementioned, I can’t. I can’t because I need the space to respond to the ongoing saga of City Councilman Bill Miranda and his time as CEO of the Latino Chamber of Commerce (he is listed as CEO on their tax returns) and his insinuation that the Gazette is being racist in our coverage of him.

 For those of you unaware of the controversy, the Gazette published an article some weeks back detailing the lack of financial records when the Latino Chamber merged with the SCV Chamber. Mr. Miranda took umbrage with the article and went on KHTS blasting myself and the writer of the piece.

During the course of the show he claimed he had proper documentation of the finances of the merger, stating, “I have all the proof, we have all the numbers.” Yet when our reporter (Lee Barnathan) contacted  Bill to get copies of the documents, he referred him to the Latino Chamber’s treasurer, who told the reporter he did not have them. Please note; there is no record of the Latino Chamber’s filing their final year’s tax return, which would clear this whole thing up.

The following week’s rant proceeded to tell our side of the story and how absolutely wrong Bill’s accusations were about us getting our motivation and information from The Signal. Please note: Not once in my column or the article in question was there any mention or insinuation of any wrongdoing on Miranda’s part.

To KHTS co-owner Carl Goldman’s credit, he invited both Mr. Miranda and I on the show to debate the matter. The gist of what I tried to convey was that all we are looking for is the proof Bill claimed he had, nothing more, nothing less. If the records are provided we will gladly write a front page story clarifying the issue.

On the radio show where he and I debated, Miranda reiterated he had the proof and was willing to provide it. When asked why he hadn’t done so earlier, he said something to the effect of, “Do your homework”; “You want me to write the story for you?” and “I’m not going to do your work for you.” Toward the end he said, “I’ve agreed to help you finish the article” (at the time of this writing the documents have yet to be produced).                          

Then things went down an unfortunate road, when he said: “I’m trying my absolute best not to view it as a Latino thing” and “All of a sudden the Latino gets into public office and the Latino Chamber is under scrutiny with a microscope and with the facts easily attainable, and being told, ‘Where did the money go?’ Ok, what are we, a bunch of hoodlums?”         

 He also said: “This is a story because I became a public figure, but of course there is no other story there, because it’s not going to sell newspapers to tell a positive story. It’s only going to sell newspapers to tell a negative story on the new Latino city council person. When was the last time you did a positive story on a Latino issue”?    

 I’ll let you, the reader, draw your own conclusions from these comments; but I and others I’ve heard from perceive this as a desperate attempt to draw attention away from the matter at hand.

I have absolutely nothing against Bill Miranda or any Latino organizations, but I feel  that now that he’s a public official, his past civic practices are open to fair evaluation. If it was brought to our attention that any other public official had a reason to be vetted for something that doesn’t seem right, we will investigate. It doesn’t matter what color, creed or gender they are.

 Quotes of the Week:                                       

 “Our most recent ‘aha’ moment began when we allowed State Senator Scott Wilk and City Councilmember Bill Miranda to defend themselves from unwarranted attacks. Both Senator Wilk and Councilmember Miranda have stellar reputations and are incredible representatives serving our valley. Now that they are in public office, they are an open target for inaccurate innuendos and distorted rumors.” (Carl Goldman, co-owner, KHTS radio)

 “Why is it when good people step up to serve the community, bad people come out of the dark to try and bring them down? Why is it when there is a great story to tell about Latino business people bonding together to help promote their business and their culture, editors want to chisel away the good while looking for ‘dirt’ to report? Why is it when the facts needed to corroborate a story are easily available, some journalists can’t be bothered to get them? These are just a few questions I have for … the Signal/Gazette.” (Bill Miranda from his editorial in Our Valley Media)

“We pride ourselves in working in harmony with the other leaders of our valley. We strongly endorse friendly competition because it raises the bar for everyone and makes us that much better. We want healthy, powerful media outlets to serve as responsible checks and balances. Media who are go-to accurate sources of news to counter so many of the inaccurate rumors that fly around social media and other entities in our valley.” (Carl Goldman) 

 “I rise today, Mr. Speaker, to call for the impeachment of the President of the United States of America for obstruction of justice.” (Rep. Al Green, Democrat from Texas)

 “I have a bird’s eye view on all this stuff, and I look at how they treated Hillary Clinton. I mean, for one millionth of what has happened with Trump, they would have impeached her. I’m just telling you. They would have been going crazy. That’s what makes this so egregious.” (Rep. Elijah Cummings, Democrat from Maryland)

 “Impeachment really is not a criminal proceeding. The American people have been conditioned to believe that, you know, high crimes and misdemeanors means what? Impeachment is a purely political process. And it can only succeed if there is the political will for it out there in the country.” (Rush Limbaugh)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 11, 2017

Late Breaking Ranting:

 James Comey is out of a job and many are saying not a moment too soon. Me thinks he should have been let go the day Trump took office. By the way, the deputy attorney general who strongly recommended he be fired was an Obama appointee. Also, it wasn’t too long ago the Dems were asking for Comey’s head and now they’re screaming that Trump pulled a Nixon. Huh?

When Comey appeared before Congress and read off a laundry list of the crimes Hillary Clinton committed, but then basically looked the other way, citing lack of intent, you knew something smelled in the wood pile. I have always heard that ignorance of the law has no defense. Hmmm. So, let’s get someone in there who will enforce the law no matter how powerful the guilty party may be.

 Everything They Touch Turns To….

As I watched and listened to all of the back and forths regarding the healthcare proposal, how great it is, how bad it is, it’s good for the folks, it’s bad for the folks, people are going to save money, people are going to get hosed, I couldn’t help but think what Ronald Reagan said: “Government is not a solution to our problems, government is the problem; government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”

 Is this healthcare mess a great example of that or what? One thing is for sure; whether it’s Hillarycare, Obamacare, Ryancare, Trumpcare or Senatecare, it’s going to be  screwedupcare!

Think about it, almost everything the federal government gets involved in turns to complete horse excrement. The only thing (I think) they do remotely well is protect us with the military and even Obama tried to screw that up with spending cuts and assertive bravery cuts!

Our federal government  has pissed away legal tender to almost certain bankruptcy. They have spent our Social Security and Medicare funds, they waste money like it’s not theirs (wait, it really isn’t theirs). If businesses around the nation were run like the post office, the whole country’s economy would be bankrupt. And now they are blundering their way further into a system they have no business, credibility, proven ability or effective experience being in.

 Give the American Way a Chance:

Why not give capitalistic ingenuity a chance with an open, nationwide healthcare free-for-all. Of course, there would have to be some guidelines, but let free enterprise rein free; it’s proven to be the best innovating motivation there is. For example, a group of doctors in Wichita created an “insurance-free program.” They don’t take insurance, citing — “There isn’t a need for insurance for the common things.”

 Patients pay a monthly membership fee from $10 to $100 per month. Members have access to doctors in person, by phone or through social media channels. Patients don’t pay co-pays and aren’t charged extra for office visits. Medications typically cost “pennies on the pill.” Imaging often is done at a lower cost through the model as well. An X-ray might cost a member $20 to $40, including radiology reads, versus $100 or so at other clinics. Similar services might cost $500 to $1,000 through a hospital emergency room. They do advocate for health insurance to cover catastrophic events.

Now, that’s what I’m talking about! Get the government the heck out of this thing and we’ll do just fine, thank you. We don’t need those guys and gals in Washington screwing up our healthcare like they screw everything else up!

The Elephant and the Gorilla:   

 If there is one issue I’ve harped on the most in this space, it has to be the beyond comprehension of the federal debt. As the bickering and bantering rage over healthcare, budgets, tax reform and a dozen other nail-biting issues, the HUGE ELEPHANT and GORILLA still remain in the room. It’s a ticking-time-bomb no one seems to even think about, let alone talk about.

My latest research shows the debt is accumulating at a rate of $1.6 million per minute, cart wheeling towards $20 trillion rapidly! Please, someone tell me why, why hasn’t this forthcoming catastrophe even begun to scratch the surface of concerned conversation by political pundits and politicians themselves? Everyone knows too much debt can ruin a family or business, but very few seem to realize it will ruin our nation if something isn’t done to stem the tide of the deadly debt.

So, what are we doing to stem the tidal wave of debt? Have I mentioned anything recently about the federal government being a bunch of screw-ups? The proposed budget shows us spending $350 billion more than projected revenue. I’m not very good at math, but it seems to me if you’re trying to get out of debt this ain’t a good way to go about it.

Look, we’re out of freaking money! Does anybody get that? It doesn’t appear so, because we’re still spending a gaggle of it on all kinds of stuff that is just insane. It’s plain and simple, there is NO MONEY left; spending has to be cut until hurts like heck and then more has to be cut and then even more.

When will the madness end? It’s looking like it will end when there is an economic collapse that no one, not even the rich folks, will be immune from. And what’s really sad is the havoc it will wreak on the young and the vulnerable, all because the present leaders of our nation have their ignorant, selfish, idealistic heads up their … I mean in the sand.

 When Credit is Due:

I’ve been known to rip Signal columnists’ writing from time-to-time, but last week there was one I wholeheartedly agreed with. It was by Michael Cruz — “Time to Consider New Form of City Government.” I happen to know and like Michael, even though he leans fairly far to the left. His column was advocating district voting for city council members, something that I’ve ranted in favor of many times in this newspaper.

Michael put it in common sense perspective when he wrote:

“The first and second largest cities in Los Angeles County have more than five council members and their councils are elected by district, not at large. Several cities smaller than Santa Clarita have more council members and are elected by district as well.”   

 “Take a drive from Calgrove in Newhall to the Valencia development in Saugus, then drive over to Canyon Country, then return to Newhall. We have a large city and each neighborhood has its own specific needs.”  

 I will add to this by saying we should elect our mayor, not have undistricted elected council members make that decision for us. So come on, let’s be a big boy city and we would appreciate it if Michael Cruz will enlighten us on how to get this ball rolling.

 Quotes of the Week:                                       

“Today’s date will likely not be remembered as much as 9/11 … and yet, what Congress did today (healthcare bill) will end up killing many more Americans than Osama bin Laden ever did.” (Jerry Springer)

 “The Director of the FBI needs to be above reproach, with an unquestioned reputation for fairness and impartiality. Unfortunately, Mr. Comey had lost the confidence of both Republicans and Democrats and, frankly, the American people.” (Ted Cruz)

 “Challenges of historic import threaten America’s future. Action on the deficit, economy, energy, health care and much more is imperative, yet our legislative institutions fail to act. Congress must be reformed.” (Evan Bayh)

“Talent is God-given, be humble. Fame is man-given, be grateful. Conceit is self-given, be careful.” (John Wooden)

 Letter to the Ranter:

 Hi Doug,

Your column ( 05-04 ) was by far the best rant ever. You are right on spot about the Republicans, McConnell and Ryan, and The Chamber, The Signal, The Liberals, and this Miranda guy. My wife is correct … I would write you after reading it.

 Lots of things torque me and you glossed over it. Don’t be afraid to be angry. Express your anger in constructive criticism, positive community support and action, and in your columns. Unlike the Liberals who express theirs with violence, destruction and name calling. Which brings me to another thing that torques me. 

 This “RESIST” movement  premise that Conservatives do not support workers, ethnicity or immigration. What we don’t support is ILLEGAL immigration. Yes we are all immigrant heritage … LEGALLY. That’s the point. We don’t support Social Welfare Programs that demoralize and diminish self respect, responsibility or ambition. And we fully support working relationships conducive to free enterprise and productivity.

 My quote of the week comes from my neighbor.”I am so sick of these Liberals”. I will add sick of their twist on reality, twist on what America is, name calling, violence, heavily slanted media and the poor-minded followers. Just down right sick-of-it.

 Doug, get angry. Get pissed. More power to you. Amen brother. And BTW, I know your ploy to let your staff write your column two weeks ago. LOL good one. You have a big heart. Tim, Castaic

 Killing O’Reilly

It was predictable, really. Fox News Channel is fair and balanced in that it is the only News Channel that attempts to present both the liberal and conservative sides of the news. Bill O’Reilly’s The Factor was the highest rated news program for most of the 20 plus years he was on. He interviewed Trump several times and always tried to be fair in his coverage of the Trump campaign unlike the mainstream media. The mainstream media’s coverage of Trump was 89% negative and their main objective is to delegitimize his presidency every step of the way. To the left and the Democratic Party, this couldn’t stand, O’Reillys fair coverage, so they pulled out one of their tried and true pages from their liberal/progressive playbook, character assassination. This has worked so well in the past. They accused Dan Quayle of having an affair but when that didn’t work, they said he was stupid. Let’s not forget Clarence Thomas or Judge Bork. Anita Hill who followed Thomas to his next assignment was a real testament of that, not so. Then there was Herman Cain, a very successful Black business man. He was accused of sexual harassment and you can always know when Gloria Alred gets in the act, there is going to be the usual poor forlorn woman with tears rolling down her face. I just don’t believe these accusations. This is the same woman who was so sympathetic to the Menendez brothers who no longer had their parents. Well yeah, they killed them!

 It is hard to determine sexual harassment, it usually turns out to be a “she said, he said” situation. The mistake O’Reilly made, and Fox News made too, was to settle out of court because O’Reilly wanted to protect his family. Eventually, the left achieved their goal to take O’Reilly out and Fox bowed to political /advertising pressure. In all the years O’Reilly was at Fox, not one of these women ever filed a complaint with Human Resources or utilized the sexual harassment hotline. Makes you wonder. I myself will truly miss Bill O’Reilly and his success. Phyliss


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | May 4, 2017

I’m Back!

This Ranter goes away for a week and has his column hijacked by apparent liberal employees who proceed to rant on everything I’ve ranted against for years. (I guess they forgot who signs their paychecks.) To be fair, I asked them to do a version of my column while I was away, but yikes, who knew they would go into such mind numbing, idealistic, liberal overdrive? If I didn’t like them so much as good people, respect and appreciate their hard work for the Gazette, I would can their butts! (Wait, in this state I could go to jail for wrongful termination of an employee, so never mind.) But, you do gotta figure — not rotten, just wrong!

My Shorts Are Really Torqued:

My friend and city councilman Bill Miranda went off the deep end last week during a talk show on KHTS. The show included Bill and Scott Wilk as they proceeded to gnash their teeth over local newspaper coverage of their endeavors. Scott was mostly concerned with an editorial The Signal ran regarding him.

Mr. Miranda, however, was keenly upset with myself and the Gazette for running an article entitled “Messy Merger,” a piece on the Latino Chamber merger with the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber in 2015. I don’t know why Bill didn’t contact me directly, or at least write a rebuttal letter communicating his disagreement with the Gazette’s article. Maybe he got caught up in the exciting moment of live radio and let his emotions take over — and boy, were his emotions wrong and so were every one of his freaking words!

Bill Miranda: “There is a monopoly of print media in this town. The publisher of the Gazette, Doug Sutton, will tell you ad nauseam that he is free and independent to do anything he wants.”

Sutton (me): There is not a monopoly; the Gazette is completely independent of The Signal in all aspects of newspaper content. I would have never entered into the partnership if this wasn’t the case. The day they insist and dictate in any form or fashion what goes in the Gazette is the day my wife and I are out of here!

Miranda: “Show me, show me when you’re getting this fake news, false information from one side of your corporation. … Show me how you’re getting that kind of news and you know this community, you, Doug Sutton, know this community. You know Scott Wilk, you know Bill Miranda and you know all those people in both chambers when they merged.”

 Sutton: Information from one side of my corporation? I have no earthly idea what the man is talking about. What does me knowing this community and the two gentlemen on the show have anything to do with the article? The article was not about me, it was a news story we at the Gazette felt needed to be told. All Bill Miranda has to do is read the article to find out how we got our information. The piece written by Gazette reporter Lee Barnathan contained stated facts that were derived from quoted, named sources, without assumptions or editorializing (we did acknowledge a misquote and provided an error and apology statement in the following week’s edition). Mr. Miranda himself provided comments for the article; is that the fake news and false information he is speaking of?

 Miranda: “Where’s an article that says the merger was a good thing? Where’s an article that said the Latino Chamber delivered to the big chamber monies? Instead, all I get (is) the article that says ‘Where’s the money?’ … Okay, like it was some fantastic sum of money.”

 Sutton: Again, Miranda needs to read the article. The main premise was that the money is unaccounted for. This isn’t made up news or false information; it is a fact. There is no accounting of when and where the funds landed or even what the amount was. Another fact is that there is not a record of a tax return filed with the IRS for the Latino’s Chamber in its last year of existence. If there was a tax return it should have indicated how much income the Latino Chamber generated and how much flowed into the S.C. Chamber at the time of the merger. We didn’t report anything positive about the merger because nobody commented that it was a good thing.

Miranda: “Where are they getting this from? From their newly hired advisors, who have a bent; okay, they have a bent against him and they have a bent against me.”   

 Sutton: Newly hired advisors? Is Bill insinuating that my business partners are the Gazette’s advisors? I’ll say it till I’m blue in the face and swear on everything that is dear to me. The SIGNAL DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING WHATSOVER to do with the article in question or ANY OTHER ARTICLE since the partnership was consummated. Whatever bent they have against anyone does not involve the Gazette at all.

Miranda: “They are trying desperately to create something that didn’t exist. … All we ask is if you really want to print something like that, then do your homework.”

Sutton: All I ask is that before Bill spouts that stuff on a public airway, insinuating, insulting and questioning my integrity, he does his homework. He should read the article in question carefully and then use common sense to see that because everything written was attributed to sources contacted and quoted by our writer, there isn’t anything The Signal could have even contributed to the piece, even if we wanted them to.

Speaking of Torqued Shorts:  

Was all of my ranting regarding the great things that would result if Trump was to be in the White House and Republicans were to hold the majority seats in both houses all for naught?! Apparently so, because not a damn thing appears to even be close to getting done. What is going on? Why can’t these elected grown-ups get the things done we the voters were promised if we put them in control?

 We Conservatives want funds discontinued for Planned Parenthood (Unplanned Parenthood should be its real name) and National Public Radio (National Liberal Radio) and we want it now! And we want a wall built, even more strengthening of our military, and we want it now! The pitiful budget that was just proposed could have taken care of these issues, but noooo, the Republicans caved like a brick dropped on a birthday cake. The Democrats are dancing on their desks over this budget, all because the spineless Republicans are so worried of being blamed for a government shutdown.

While I’m At It and They Should Be Too:

 We want Obamacare repealed and replaced (as I type this there are rumblings this could happen this week), we want business and our personal taxes cut, and we want the government downsized considerably. The budget must be balanced with a quick end to deficit spending, and while you’re at it, make English required as our core language.                           

 This type of stuff is what we thought we were going to get, but instead all we get is wimp-ass whining, excuses, ego-driven motives and a great inclination to screw the whole thing up for all of us! I don’t blame Trump for the log jam that is stopping conservative progress. The blame falls with the ineptitude that permeates both Houses.           

 When a sports team is losing games left and right they can’t fire the whole team, but they do fire the coach and/or the general manager of the organization. With the constant Republican losing going on in the Senate and the House, I say it’s time for Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to go back to their desks with the rest of the slackers and try somebody else who may be able to get through to these knuckleheads.

You know what would really be nice too? To hear something other than crickets from Steve Knight.      

 Quotes of the Week:                                        

“We have really gone to extraordinary lengths to document Miranda not being suitable to a position of public trust. It is a shame to have Goldman and Wilk insult The Signal and Gazette as fake news.“(Steve Petzold)

 “If the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.” (Hillary Clinton)

  “I love that Hillary took personal responsibility for her loss and immediately blamed Jim Comey and Russia.” (Judge Jeanine Pirro)

 “Either elect more Republican Senators in 2018 or change the rules now to 51%. Our country needs a good shutdown in September to fix mess!” (President Trump tweet)

“If Donald Trump walked on water, the media would criticize him for not knowing how to swim.” (Rep. Lou Barletta)

 “Stupidity is a talent for misconception.” (Edgar Allan Poe)

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” (Albert Einstein)

 Letters to the Ranter:

Doug, Doug, Doug!

I look forward to your rant because of our like-mindedness. It makes me nod my head in agreement and laugh at your wit. Not last week. I ended up shaking my head in disgust and irritated enough to write a letter. Why would you allow someone who you know has opposing views write YOUR rant? The bashing of you, conservatives, the President, and Christianity were not appropriate for YOUR column. Let the liberals write in their section but keep the rant where it belongs: right, right, and right. Either get your rants done ahead of schedule or no more getaways for you.  Faithful Fan, Janet


Long time SCV resident and Gazette reader. Just wanted to tell you it sure is nice that Doug is gone! I’ve always hated his column and all the BS and venom he always spews every week! I never agree with him and most people I know feel the same way. They won’t even bother picking the publication up at all anymore. Me, I enjoy the rest of it so I will continue to read it. But I gotta say, I very much enjoyed Doug’s column for a change when the substitute writer took over! I agreed with that angle a lot more than I ever do, there was a good sense of humor for a change, and frankly, I wish that guy would go away and not write a column at all anymore. He’s full of crap, has a bad and negative attitude, and just seems to be there simply to put out garbage and stir up shit! While he may be an employer, but if we are to be stuck with him here, and we can’t just get rid of him,  I’d much rather him stay behind the scenes than read his ridiculous angry and mostly ridiculous viewpoints in our local  paper! Thanks for listening to my opinion! That’s all I wanted to say! Thank you!


Santa Clarita

Hi Doug,

I used to enjoy your paper. Until I read the Rant today at lunch.  I still have indigestion. No wonder you took off! Although I haven’t always agreed with you, I enjoyed reading what you had to say.  In the Rant I read, I just felt bad for the writers. Wild guess, they went to school at Cal, they are still smarting over Hillary’s loss, you took away their safe space, they claim to be journalists in search of the “truth”. (Just make certain the truth is 1000% liberal party line, if not, your right to free speech is suspended)  That is my Rant! Sue

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 20, 2017

The Boot is Back!

 “Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way”

 When Toby Keith sang this song at one of the president’s inauguration parties, it didn’t dawn on me at the time how prophetic it was. Fast forward some five months later; I and millions of others are really glad President Trump pulled the boot out of mothballs to put to good use again.

For the last eight years we have had sand kicked in our faces with embarrassing humiliation. The food stamp president’s idealistic wimpyness of hollow threats, leading from behind (whatever the heck that means), gutting the military, refusal to identify Islamic terrorism, and looking the other way when concrete nuclear threats were staring us in the face are finally over. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about giving billions of dollars to an enemy who hates our guts (Iran) while turning our noses up at our only true ally in the region (Israel).

 Now the boot is in high gear as we let the rest of world know we be back in the kick-ass business. Is it a macho thing, an American ego thing? No, it’s common sense strength President Reagan believed in and used effectively. I like what the vice-president said: “The era of strategic patience is over. President Trump has made it clear that the patience of the United States and our allies in this region has run out and we want to see change. We want to see North Korea abandon its reckless path of the development of nuclear weapons, and also its continual use and testing of ballistic missiles is unacceptable.”

Some call the Trump Administration “war hawks”; I call them common sense protectors of men, women and children. You cannot allow a delusional, mentally unstable, unelected dictator to keep testing the waters of nuclear attacks. A leader who forces an estimated 200,000 of his own people to live lives of utter wretchedness in internment camps should not be trusted with nuclear weapons to cause great harm to people who aren’t his own.

We cannot and will not allow a massive deadly threat to gain any more traction. Even if our coast is not yet threatened, what about Hawaii or Japan? The scariest of all is Seoul, South Korea, which is about as close to the tyrant as Santa Clarita is to Anaheim, with thousands of Americans and our troops there.

It’s a Messed Up – Screwed Up State of Affairs

It usually takes me parts of two days to write this sucker, but this week I’m cramming it into one day, as the boss (my wife) and I are heading to Louisville for a “community newspaper” conference. We will be hearing all about the state of our industry on a national scale (contrary to what you may think, our industry is doing rather well). But, the state of our state is what’s really cramming in my brain today.

The democrat/liberal mindset of California’s state legislature and governor are so far gone it’s a joke. Does the blame lay with them or the voters who put them there? And what does it say about those Democrat folks, some of whom are friends of mine, and even my youngest son! Who can convince these lost souls of the way of the common sense world? These loved ones aren’t rotten, just wrong.

If this wasn’t so serious it would be hysterically funny, how these people think the way things should be in our state. For instance, wasting billions of gallons of precious water to help fish, not from going extinct, but enabling them to get to the ocean without a struggle. Instead of funneling the water to farmers who produce crops we eat, it’s wasted on some sort of freaking trout. These fish huggers could be the ones attacking Trump supporters with pepper spray in Berkeley each weekend (now that takes guts).

Of course, the state’s libs don’t want anything to happen to illegal aliens who are blatant law breakers, so they insist on California breaking the law to shield them from undesired consequences. The socially concerned tax-and-spend loons care so much for the downtrodden they stick it to them with a new gas tax and increased registration fees. These Einsteins don’t realize they are putting even more of a financial burden on the folks they always claim they really want to help.

California has one of the highest poverty levels in the nation, not because of low wages per se, but because of the high cost living, particularly the cost of housing. If the libs care so much for the poor, why do they hike the cost of fuel and fees that cause the price of everything to go up? It makes zero sense for a state to bury its citizens and businesses with choking costs that smother our efforts to succeed, all because the Democrat elected officials in Sacramento need to feel good about themselves. These idealistic, socialistic fools are going to cause this not so great state to implode.

Oh, wait a minute, now the governor wants to spend upwards of $70 billion to build a super train that will take us from here to Moon-Beam land. The dude could be dead before it’s even finished, so why the concern? I know, I know, he wants to leave a liberal, idealistic legacy behind, even at the cost of us regular folks trying to survive here in Venezuela, I mean California.

Speaking of Liberals

Someone sent me this and I just can’t pass up sharing it with you:

  1. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
    B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
    C.  Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

 In three generations, there will be no more Democrats.

These are the 10 poorest cities in America (250,000 and over in population) and the percent of people below the poverty level in each:

1. Detroit, MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo, NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati, OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland, OH 27.0%
5. Miami, FL 26.9%
6. St. Louis, MO 26.8%
7. El Paso, TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee, WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia, PA 25.1%
10. Newark, NJ 24.2%

What do these top 10 cities all have in common? All their mayors are Democrats. The last Republican mayor was in Cleveland in 1989. Most haven’t had a Republican Mayor in many years and good ole El Paso Texas has never had one.

So, what’s the deal? Why the proof in the pudding consequences of liberal, socialistic governing that just doesn’t work?

I’ll let Abraham Lincoln, from over a 150 years ago, give his take:

“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.”

Enough said?

Quotes of the Week                                       

 “We maintain the peace through strength; weakness only invites aggression.” (Ronald Reagan)

 “We cannot play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.” (Ronald Reagan) “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.” (Ronald Reagan)

“Government has laid its hand on health, housing, farming, industry, commerce, education, and to an ever-increasing degree, interferes with the people’s right to know. Government tends to grow, government programs take on weight and momentum as public servants say, always with the best of intentions. But the truth is that outside of its legitimate function, government does nothing as well or economically as the private sector of the economy.” (Ronald Reagan)

 “Socialism only works in two places: Heaven, where they don’t need it, and hell where they already have it.” (Ronald Reagan)

 Memes of the Week


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 13, 2017

People Make Me Nuts:

In the course of my life I’ve often said, “If it wasn’t for people, my job would be a lot easier” and “It’s only people that make my life miserable.” In fact, I told myself just this morning that I would try my very best to carefully listen to each and every word my wife said, and remember those words. Of course, that didn’t last too long, and soon the most important person in my life was barking at my butt for not listening to her. So, I just went into Charlie Brown mode by tuning her out like he did his teachers, which added to the irritation level inside our home. Then I turned on the Fox Business Channel only to see a clip from MSNBC of one of their bozo show hosts claiming Putin conspired with Trump by ordering the chemical attacks so Trump could look good for the missile attack on Syria. That one made me gag on the breakfast I was eating.

A short time later I’m pulling onto the 14 freeway telling myself I would not assume the competitive spirit against the other idiot drivers who tick me off on a daily basis (even though I’m only on that freeway for a few miles). That lasted for a half mile until one of those fools cut me off, causing me to have to brake hard to avoid a collision. Then, as I’m proceeding down Golden Valley Road some nimrod pulled out right in front of me, again causing more wear and tear on my brakes. Now my brain was full of soured emotions as I walked into the office to start this rant, and why? All because of freaking people!


It went downhill from there. Once I was at my desk to start this rant I made the mistake of reading the opinion piece in that day’s Signal, and oh my gosh, there was another human adding to my soured brain with a column, entitled “Typical Move by GOP.”  The writer was amped up about President Trump’s budget and how defense spending is going up, while eliminating funding for public media, particularly National Public Radio. Well, no sugar Sherlock, our country is in debt up to its eyeballs (a trillion times over), the world is on fire with people that want to wipe us off the face of the earth, and this dude is whining over losing government sponsored radio that spews left-wing garbage all day long. Why should we right thinking taxpayers pay for a radio network that promotes the exact things we don’t believe in?

This is a typical left-winger who thinks with emotional ideals, while not considering the negative consequences. We need to save a ton of money and we need to save it fast. Besides that, the government should not be in the business of a lot of stuff, including the radio business. And, I’ll add, the abortion business, the healthcare industry, and the mail delivery service, just to name a few. This day has gotten off to a people-causing, irritating day, so I’m going to take a break before I have an unsightly meltdown.

It Ain’t Any Better:

 I came back to the office in the afternoon feeling rested and relaxed, until I came across a letter to The Signal’s editor, entitled “It’s Time to Halt Trump.” I’m getting really tired of these hate Trump no matter what folks (here they are again, brain souring people). Someone said, “Trump could finance a cure for cancer and people would still hate him.” Ain’t that the truth! Almost every day I hear the phrase impeach Trump (I say, “For what?” Give me concrete reasons please!). The letter to the editor accused Trump of turning back the clock on civil and human rights, telling lies and turning America into total chaos. “He must be stopped before it’s too late and we are incapable of halting the damage to our beloved country.”

 What is this letter writer seeing that I’m not seeing? When and where is all of this stuff hitting the fan? I really wish when someone is making these delusional comments they would back them up with some stone cold facts. But then again, maybe God is trying to teach me I need to put up with those humans who torque my shorts on a daily basis. After all, Jesus did say we need to pull the log out of our own eye before criticizing the speck in others’ eyes. OUCH!

A Knight Reprise:       

 Last week I wrote about Steve Knight and his apparent malaise when it comes to addressing the things that matter most to his constituents, like tax reform. The financial world is on pins and needles waiting for word on progress for the reform, which is the most important (I think) issue that motivated voters last November. We, the common folk, are waiting for more money in our paychecks so we can increase our purchase power to buy stuff we’ve been putting off. If businesses and folks have more money to spend and invest with, the economy could take off like a rocket ship!

So, what did we see in the newsletter Rep. Knight sent out this week? Everything but anything to do with the seemingly most important issues out there. No thoughts on our missile attack on Syria, what the Secretary of State should convey to the Russians while he’s over there, what we should do about North Korea, or what he knows and feels about the resurgence of the Obamacare negotiations. And it would be nice if he at least would give us some hope on the tax thing. Come on, Steve, soothe our impatient souls.

 Talk About Nuts:    

Remember those undercover videos of Planned Parenthood employees talking about selling aborted body parts for profit, which is highly illegal? In my mind, those people incriminated themselves big time and should face prosecution for the crimes they committed, or at least Planned Parenthood should be held accountable. Did either of those two things happen? Noooo, but do you know what did happen? David Daleiden and Sandra Merrit, the two who conducted the undercover interviews were charged with 15 felonies. California prosecutors said that by filming 14 people without their consent, the filmmakers had invaded their privacy.

You have got to be absolutely kidding me! This is like a journalist who poses as a buyer of stolen goods being indicted while the guys who stole the stuff go on their merry way. This a complete travesty of fairness and common sense. But hey, this is California, the king of liberal, nonsensical, ridiculous, emotional, ideological, pure whacked-out thinking. Let’s hope cooler legal heads prevail and these two heroes get their lives back. As for Planned Parenthood, don’t worry about them, they will get off scot free and continue to receive around $500 million a year to continue to sell aborted baby parts. What a state and what a country!

Quotes of the Week:                                       

“Our tax code is an absolute mess. Americans spend nearly 7 billion hours annually on tax compliance. This wasted time, when combined with out-of-pocket costs, amounts to an economic loss of $261.2 billion each year.” (Brandon Arnold, The National Taxpayers Union)

 “President Trump may have suffered a blow when it comes to health care, but his looming tax reform bill will get bipartisan support.”  (Anthony Scaramucci, hedge fund manager)

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.” (P. J. O’Rourke)

“Nearly 100 years ago, when Planned Parenthood was founded, birth control was illegal.” (Cecile Richards)

If Planned Parenthood wants to be involved in providing counseling services and HIV testing, they ought not to be in the business of providing abortions.” (Mike Pence)

Memes of the Week: 


Letters to the Ranter:

Hi Doug,

Your weekly rant and last week’s contribution by Jim is funnier than a Hallmark Card. Seriously though, don’t go soft. Don’t go soft on Steve Knight. I don’t care for him. I feel he is part of the political process that just drags their ass. Also, I really appreciate the free ads. Sold two items recently. Happy Easter buddy, Tim and Janet, Castaic


I enjoy your weekly rant column but I wanted to clarify why we over in Valencia have nice landscaped streets like McBean Parkway. The original developer of Valencia, Newhall Land and Farming, paid to construct the streets, paseos and landscaping which resulted in higher prices for the adjacent homes. In addition, the maintenance of the paseos and street landscaping is paid by the neighboring homeowners via a landscape maintenance district (LMD). The LMD is a direct assessment on your property tax bill. The LMD for my home is $144 per year and my small Valencia office building has a direct assessment of $574 per year for the LMD.  I am glad you enjoy the beauty of McBean Parkway brought to you by the real estate owners of Valencia.   Doug E, Valencia






Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | April 6, 2017

It was a Rude Awakening

 It was early 1997; we had just moved here from Phoenix for a job change (USA TODAY to Recycler Classifieds). Where we came from it was all Tucson or Phoenix (with the exception of a few suburbs), so we arrived here thinking we were moving to Santa Clarita. Soon we started hearing about places called Valencia, Newhall and Saugus, which we assumed were suburbs of Santa Clarita. Then we learned we had moved to Canyon Country, but it was actually Santa Clarita. Huh?! The lay of the land was later explained to us and we thought that was that.

That was that until we started meeting people who lived on the other side of town (tracks, if you will) and when we would tell them we had just moved from Arizona to Canyon Country, the look on their faces told us all we needed to know about where the east side stood in many of their minds. I remember asking someone who was giving me a hard time about choosing the community we moved to, “What’s so wrong with Canyon Country?” and he said “Sierra Highway, an ugly road in an ugly town.”  One of our new neighbors proceeded to tell me, “Canyon Country is the stepchild of Santa Clarita. Always has been and always will.”

 Fast Forward

 This past March, the Gazette published an article entitled “Who Cares About Sierra Highway.” That piece was about the city controlling certain parts of the highway and CalTrans controlling other parts, thus the ugly stretches of the road. While the Gazette article in March focused mainly on Sierra Highway south of Soledad, I frequently drive to points north from Soledad and it is in bad shape and damn ugly! I, like many other east siders, have always heard that CalTrans controls that portion of the road, thus the shoddiness and lack of beautification.

This month in Canyon Country Magazine (published by this company) the headline on the cover is “Beauty and the Beast in Canyon Country.” I’m sure you can guess what “the Beast” refers to. In the magazine piece it is revealed that the City of Santa Clarita controls Sierra Highway from Soledad north to Fox Feed. The first thing I thought about when learning that was what my neighbor said back in 1997 about the Canyon Country stepchild thing.                          

 What Gives?

In my 20 years of living on the east side, the talk of Canyon Country being ignored by the city has been a constant topic of discussion from citizens to office campaigners. (Seems just like the traffic issue, which is the forefront of all city council campaigns, but fades quickly after the election.) I’m not going to go through the list of examples I’m familiar with and heard talked about that tend to bear this out, but I will tell you that the stretch of Sierra Highway in question, and its obvious lack of attention, is most telling, in my opinion.

In the Canyon Country Magazine article, city officials are quoted as saying that 9.5 million is spent by the city annually on slurry seal and overlay road preservation, but I don’t recall this occurring on this portion of the road. Quotes from the article include: “When the Community Center moves forward there will be significant improvements to Sierra Highway going north from Soledad”and “With the development of the Community Center, street improvements along the property frontage on Sierra Highway will be constructed, including sidewalk, curb and lighting.”

 Okay, great, but why is it taking a community center to motivate these changes? And it seems as though it’s just for the portion where the center will be. Why not the whole stretch of road? Why hasn’t the city been willing to pay for these improvements in the past? Why have they let it turn into an eyesore of no sidewalks and lack of lighting, resulting in justified safety concerns?

No wonder Canyon Country is perceived as a neglected child — the road in question is unsafe and looks like crap, while the city spends millions of dollars on an artsy fartsy theatre and a parking structure in Newhall. Maybe they could hold off on the Thursday night “SENSES” festivities for a few years, using the savings to help improve the senses of Sierra Highway.

Just think, maybe someday the ugly highway in Canyon Country can become beautiful like McBean Parkway and the east side can become a big boy community, like the rest of Santa Clarita. The article is on this web site – Search: What’s Happening to the Highway

 Hoping for a More Amped UP Congressman

 I voted for him, I like and respect him, but I and others I have heard from would like Steve Knight to be more vociferous when it comes to the issues that really matter to us. The issues that motivated millions of us to vote for President Trump to help affect the changes we deem as very important to … are you ready? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Look, I appreciate Steve’s initiatives on things like equal pay legislation, fighting for funds for veterans’ homes and the VA to fix the veterans’ crisis hotline. Revising a bill to block future mining projects in Santa Clarita and even applauding a disaster declaration, for our area, are all worthy issues.

But, we’d like to hear him yell from Washington, and when he is here, about the stuff that matters to most Republicans. We want to hear him get aggressive, at least vocally, about his burning desire to get our personal and business taxes way down, getting rid of as many regulations as possible that choke businesses nearly to death (especially in the state that is the king of regulations — California, that is).

We’d like him to get in front of every camera or microphone he can and declare his allegiance, not necessarily to Trump, but at least his allegiance to Trump’s ideals. We don’t want to try and change the guy’s personality, but come on, give it to us louder and harder and with regularity, so we know what matters most to our representative. If all we hear is crickets from the congressman, how are we going to know where he is coming from and what’s really important to him?

Well, What Do You Know!      

 Under Trump, regulations are being cut, energy initiatives are poised to enable energy production to explode, the debt has actually been reduced, the labor participation rate has improved, and there are even reports of average hourly wage increases. Despite problems with healthcare reform, talks are heating up on tax reform, not to mention a stock market that is riding the bull of confidence.

So, what do you know; consumer confidence is skyrocketing, building confidence index is on the rise, companies are making growth plans, and almost all agree economic optimism is higher than it’s been in 12 years or so.

Yet, according to the national media and some columnists in The Signal, the country is about to collapse on itself. Charlie even wrote in the newspaper: “At this point only the most die-hard Trump sycophants are still sticking with this guy.”

I’m not as smart as he is, so I had to look up what a sycophant is. It’s a “servile flatterer.” Then I had to look up what “servile” is. It means “subservient, submissive.” So, I guess Charlie is calling me a “subservient, submissive flatterer” of President Trump? Is that name calling? Because those Signal columnists are really good at that.                      

So, while media types mess their pants everyday about the horrible state of Trump’s America, I and all of the other deplorables are going to stick with our sycophant ways, while the confused, bewildered, clueless liberals cry on their computer screens as we cry all the way to the bank!

 Quotes of the Week                                   


I am not a crook.” (Richard Nixon)

“I didn’t have sexual relations with that woman.” (Bill Clinton)

“I know nothing about this.” (Susan Rice)

“Poor Susan Rice. Obama White House tells her to tell Benghazi lies — she loses Secretary of State job. Obama White House tells her to unmask, she loses her reputation.” (Larry Elder)

 “Federal and state laws make it illegal to sell health insurance that doesn’t cover a laughable array of supposedly vital services based on bureaucrats’ medical opinions, of which providers have the best lobbyists.”  (Sean Hannity)

“Just like other prominent and controversial people, I’m vulnerable to lawsuits from individuals who want me to pay them to avoid negative publicity. In my more than 20 years at Fox News Channel, no one has ever filed a complaint about me with the Human Resources Department, even on the anonymous hotline.” (Bill O’Reilly)

 “If Trump Embraces Single-Payer Health Care, the Country Is Lost.” (Glenn Beck)

 “It was Ted Kennedy’s strategy to keep highly qualified constitutionalists from the court and it all started with nomination of Robert Bork and one of the most vile speeches ever made by Kennedy. It was Chuck Schumer’s strategy that led to the effort to destroy Clarence Thomas and the strategy being used to try to take out Neil Gorsuch now. We have now reached a point where filling the Scalia seat with a decent constitutionalist is now unacceptable.” (Mark Levin)

Letters to the Ranter


I was reading the Daily News Thursday morning and in my groggy half asleep rituals I thought I read that California wants to increase our taxes again. After my third cup of coffee I read the articles again and realized I wasn’t dreaming. Page one has an article about raising the gasoline tax by 43% and penalizing those ecological folks that bought electric vehicles $100 a year because they drive on our roads. On page 9 there is “an offer to amend” prop. 13 to increase property taxes to address the high housing costs. It seems to me that if you raise the property tax it would increase the price of housing. I’m confused. LA county just increased the sales tax to help the homeless, they don’t know how they are going to do it yet but with enough money they will find a way. Have you ever heard of a city, county, state or federal government that has taxed themselves into prosperity? Didn’t think so.   Tom
Now …Doug,

You know how much I admire a really clever political email (right or left) and this is one of the best:

The year was 1947.  Some of you will recall that on  July 8, 1947, a little more than 66 years ago,numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell,  New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force,as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

 However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948,
nine months
 after the alien crash, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.   It did for me. Now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.


Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 30, 2017

Another Week of Venting (ranting, if you will):

Another week and more op-ed pieces in The Signal I have to respond to. I guess I don’t have to, but I need to vent about some of what the two gentlemen wrote this week.

First of all, in my opinion, the name-calling they resort to makes them look small, amateurish and somewhat immature for men of their apparent stature. Calling our president “Baby Bully Trump” or stating a “real president would have.” Calling him “President Shuckster” and calling Trump’s son-in-law “Imperial Swamp Prince” should not be included in a professional newspaper column.

Worse, it’s hypocritical beyond belief, because if I or anyone else used the same sort of terminology to describe Obama or his family, we would have been fanatically accused of being racist! Bust his butt on issues, but leave the name-calling out of it. It takes away from the points you’re trying to convey.

By the way, I’m one of those “suffering white voters” G.H. talked about. I can tell you one thing for sure, Sir: I and many other voters, whether black, brown or white suffered more under the previous president than your white ass has suffered during the last three months!

Painful Lessons of Not Compromising:

As my mom told the story, I was traumatized at a young age by not comprising. According to her, my dad was home with me and when it came time for my bottle he handed it to me and I said it was too cold. He heated it up, but I told him it was still too cold. He heated it up some more and then I told him it’s too hot! He proceeded to grab it out of my hands and threw it in the trash, never to be held by me again. The emotional pain I felt must have been overwhelming, and all because I refused to compromise. )-:

One thing I have surely learned during the many years after that traumatic event is that compromising is an essential ingredient to success in most aspects of life. When my wife and I were engaged in negotiations with the Paladin Media Group to form the partnership we enjoy now, compromise happened left and right. If we had all been stuck to the purpose of perfect over reasonable, the deal would have never been consummated, and that wouldn’t have been a good thing for either party.

You probably know where this is going, because the guys and gals who make up both houses of Congress seem to be clueless as to the notion of give and take. I mean, really! These smart, personable people can’t sit down behind locked doors and hammer out a deal that works for the good of all (as imperfect as it may be)?! It may not be possible with the Dems, but come on! Republicans have got to put on their big people pants and cut this crap out!

What scares the bejeebers out of me if this unproductive, family fighting continues, is how on God’s green earth will tax reform and other important measures get through to accomplish what needs to be done for the greater good of our nation? While I’m conflicted on raising the debt ceiling, I’m aware of the muddy, gross, swamp water that will hit the fan if it doesn’t happen. Please, guys and gals in Congress, instead of chasing the perfectness of your own desires, think about us common folk and don’t SCREW IT UP!

Speaking of Green Earth:

President Trump moved on from the stinging defeat of the healthcare bill like the Lakers do from their defeats. In other words — forget about it (New York accent intended). On Tuesday he did something he could do without having other people (Congress) screw it up. He signed an executive order following through on his campaign promise to roll back Obama’s environmental protections intended to combat climate change. Calling it an Energy Independence order, it begins the process of getting rid of the Clean Power Plan (CPP) that was Obama’s deal for restricting the carbon emissions that could contribute to climate change (Didn’t this start out as global warming, but they had to change it because things started getting colder? Just sayin’).

After all the nonsense we heard out of Washington last week, it was really refreshing to hear Vice President Pence state: “The war on coal is over. Everyone here knows the truth that affordable, abundant and reliable energy powers the American economy.” The new EPA administrator said the president is setting a “new course” that is both “pro-jobs” and “pro-environment.” “It’s going to create jobs in the oil and gas sector. For too long, over the last several years, you’ve had certain industries, certain sectors of our economy that were within the crosshairs of the EPA.” 

I tell you what; getting things humming on energy production/independence, regulatory reduction on the financial industry, tax cuts, maybe someday healthcare reform, along with a stock market boom, and this country’s economy will explode like nobody’s business! Millions of Americans could benefit and rejoice with good jobs and more money in their bank accounts. But, even if the president’s detractors and their families benefit from his policies, they will still hate him, so I’ll say it for him — screw-‘em!

Tree Huggers Panic:

Of course the green thinking folks had a hot flash (or was it cold flash?) panic when news of Trump’s order came out. Nancy Pelosi and her friends started screaming that our children’s future will be ruined by climate change. Of course, they didn’t mention anything about a $20 trillion debt as troublesome for those same kids, but I digress.

The opinion piece in The Signal on March 25 read: “We the People Must Solve Climate Change.” Huh? I don’t even know what a catalytic converter does or how to stop a lawn mower from spewing earth-killing emissions. Do farmers know how to stop their cattle from emitting deadly farting gas? I don’t think so, so what can we mere humans do to stop the earth-ravaging pollution that, according to Obama, is more of a threat than terrorism? The Signal columnist went on to cite problems and solutions relating to this urgent matter, but I thought the same thing I always think when confronted with this urgent and scary prospect of weather retaliating for our environmental sins.

Weather recording only started about 220 years ago, so please tell me how valid can facts on climate change be?! How can anyone know what the warmest — coldest —windiest — deadliest — most fire laden year in history has been?! Please help me to understand.

Quotes of the Week:

“Imagine if the Bush Administration had been monitoring the phone calls of Obama’s aides, maybe even Obama himself. And what if that information was carefully preserved by the Bush Administration and then shared with 16 other intelligence agencies around the world, including some of those run by foreign governments?” (Rush Limbaugh)

“He (Trump) should stop saying things that aren’t true, that are distractions from the task at hand. He’s a distraction in and of himself. He’s got a lot of work to do, and some of these things — the wiretapping and all of this stuff — is a complete distraction that makes it harder to accomplish the things I know he wants to do.” (Jeb Bush)

“Climate change alarmists say, even if the evidence is scant, we should err on the side of caution. Why doesn’t that apply to voter ID?” (Larry Elder)

“I shall argue that strong men, conversely, know when to compromise and that all principles can be compromised to serve a greater principle.” (Andrew Carnegie)

“I’m a compromiser and a maneuverer. I try to get something. That’s the way our system works.” (Lyndon B. Johnson)

“I don’t care about deficit spending, but the Freedom Caucus does.” (Richard Fowler, Democrat and Fox News contributor)

Letters to the Ranter:
I would like to use this somewhat simple example to help people to understand why we need to hold our elected politicians accountable for eliminating our national public debt crisis.

On March 23, 2017 the US Treasury reported that the American people’s debt (you and I ) was US Public Debt $19,845,829,879,261.96          

That means that you and your children along with  everyone else collectively in the United States owe $19 Trillion 645 Billion 829 Million 879 Thousand 261 US Dollars and 96 cents.

This is the amount that your elected government officials (yes you have the right to vote them in and out) have over-spent to pay the bills of the United States to date.

Using the US Population Census estimate on March 23rd 2017, we have approx. 324,000,000 people in the United States. Each individual in the United States is responsible for over $60,835 of public debt, that includes you and EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. A big thanks to all of our elected politicians.

Whether you like it or not you and your children are responsible for your portion of the debt of our government. This was done by all ( Democrats, Republicans and Independents) government politicians spending more money than they collected (mostly in public taxes from us the people).  

How long would you be able to run your own household if you didn’t have the income to pay your bills each month? Not very long…even if you used your credit cards which people do. In short order you would need to make dramatic cuts in your spending and perhaps your life-style to continue eating and just existing.

It’s about time that the American people wake up to the fact that our government needs to be accountable to its people. They need to start with an annual budget of income and expenses. Then only spend the income that is projected to come from our taxes and other income sources. (The government doesn’t create income – but we give them the elected power to over-spend our tax dollars – and we pay them their salaries and expenses to represent us. )

All of our elected politicians must get together and talk until they figure out how to eliminate all of our national public debt… before the whole house of debt comes crumbling down on our head including our children. It is not a laughing matter. Just ask the people of Greece how it feels to have a government out of fiscal control.

How can you help? Start by taking control in your own home. Figure out your own household budget. How much income can you expect this month? How much will your bills be this month for health care, food, gas, insurance, etc.? Will we have enough income to pay all the bills? If not what expenses do we need to cut? What if we have more income than expenses this month? Should we save it for unexpected expenses, vacation or retirement? Learn this simple process. Teach it to your children. Hold your elected politicians accountable to these same rules.

For those of you who are more educated and perhaps just scoff at this simple example, I only wish that there was a way for you to take over my family’s portion of the U.S. debt today– it’s just over $300,000. How much of the debt do you and your family own? Paul Jacques

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 17, 2017

I’m on the Verge of Becoming a Snowflake:

This is about the 208th straight week I’ve sat down at this keyboard to drain my brain with thoughts that convey the belief of my core values and expose the chicken crap thoughts of the other side. My ranting each week kind of reminds me of the band “3 Doors Down” and the lyrics of one of their songs.

“What happens to a man when
He spills his heart on a page
And he watches words float away then
His feelings lie over a page alone
There waiting for someone who cares to read them
To open their eyes to see them
To see if they can make his thoughts their own.”

Anyway, lately I’ve been having writer’s block and I find myself looking for someone to step in and help me out, or least to help me feel better about myself. Because when writing this incredibly important, life changing, journalistic wonder of words, I get panic attacks wondering if anyone will open their eyes to see them, to see if they can make my thoughts their own?

Adding to my anxiety is the additional burden of being the publisher of this publication, having to manage the financial (most stressful), newspaper content and distribution aspects of this endeavor and what seems like 50 other daily details to ensure a healthy publishing company.

Because of the pressure that is my life, I want the government to step in and provide me with financial assistance to help relieve my worries, or at least pay for counseling! If the country wants to be socialistic, then damn it, send me some freaking money. I deserve it and I need my uncomfortableness relieved. Why should I not have my snowflake type pain relieved? This is me and my troubles, so tell me, what else is more important than that?

Wearing Me Out:

If you’re anything like me, this Trumpcare or Ryancare, whatever you want to call it, debacle is wearing me out. If this isn’t a great example of government workers messing up everything they touch, I don’t know what is. My editor and/or wife won’t let me use the phrase I think best explains their ineptitude, because the phrase refers to screwing up a certain type of dream, but it is a spot on description of what’s going on.

My takeaway is that the whole thing is about trying to fix a socialistic program with watered down socialism. When the initial ingredients of a soup are terrible, trying to mix in more water to lessen the taste of the terrible ingredients just causes additional problems. This is especially true when some people really liked the first batch, some like the second batch, and some can’t stand any of the soup!

My Attention Deficit Disorder goes into overdrive when I try to figure out the details of the opposing views on this thing, but here is my best shot:
The last regime wanted Americans who were broke or didn’t want health insurance to    not have to pay for it.
This regime doesn’t want to completely do that.
American taxpayers forked out more than $100 billion last year to pay for health coverage for the non-insured.
All Americans were forced to buy health insurance to help cover the cost for those without (even those who didn’t want it). This is a non-denying, brutal form of socialism.
The proposed plan will not require Americans to buy health insurance.
If people don’t want coverage, they can go to the emergency room and get treated, just like the pre-Obama days. If they can’t pay, we taxpayers will divvy up for the cost.
If folks cannot afford coverage, the Republicans want the states to handle it through Medicaid.
The Trump gang wants out of the health care business and will send federal money to the individual states so they can decide who gets what.
Liberals are appalled by this; they can’t stand the thought of the federal government not dictating health insurance costs and who gets it free or subsidized.
Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, the new plan calls for subsidies of its own to help deflect the cost for those who are currently in need of financial help.
The hard right is opposed to this, as they want a completely free market healthcare plan with government out of the game all together. If they don’t get their way, they will gum up the whole deal.
This, my friends, is a cluster of a dilemma that needs to be busted open for the good of all, somehow, some way.

I Just Don’t Care:

As I try to shake off my snowflake blues, I’m getting irritated to the point of just saying screw all of this, all of them and the horses they rode in on.  I don’t give a flying flip about Trump’s taxes and NBC’s amateurish and desperate attempts to take him down, even though he paid a $38 million tax bill. I don’t care that NBC was the real infiltrator, not the Russians, in the presidential election. I don’t care that George Soros spent millions of his own dollars to pay for women to march around with vagina caps on their heads. I don’t care that there is a CEO who is giving snowflake tests to job applicants. I don’t even care that a $3 million patriot missile was used to shoot down a $200 drone.

What I really don’t care about is the congressional jargon that makes no sense to me; Three step approaches that won’t work, will work, but should work. I don’t care if it doesn’t fit in the reconciliation process, or going nuclear on the 60 vote rule. Or about tax policy to dis-incentivize bad behavior, and if it will pass muster with the parliamentarian, or The Reid rule, the Byrd rule and any other damn rule that seems to do nothing but throw wrenches into the spokes of the wheel of progress for us regular folk.

What I really care about is that my freaking health insurance premium is almost 60 percent of what my mortgage payment is! That I have a bad shoulder and a bad hip, but my healthcare provider won’t pop for MRI’s for lame reasons they half-heartedly try to explain to me. I could rant on and on about other stuff that rankles my soul, but you get the point. Come on Congress, don’t give us excuses, give us results!

Quotes of the Week:             

“Yes, in socialism the rich will be poorer – but the poor will also be poorer. People will lose interest in really working hard and creating jobs.” (Thomas Peterffy)

“Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.” (Thomas Sowell)

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” (Winston Churchill)

“Capitalism is not really an ism at all. It is what people do if you leave them alone.” (Arnold Beichmen)

“Due to more confidence in the economy, businesses added nearly 300K jobs in February, 100K more than predicted. Damn you, Trump!”  (Larry Elder)

“Under new plan, no one is forced to sign up. If they want to, more choice is available, since not all plans have to include government mandated features.” (Duane Pattersen, Radio Blogger)

“Our plan is about giving people more choices & better access to plans they want & can afford. When people have more choices, costs go down. Don’t forget, Obamacare is in the middle of a collapse, five states have one insurer left. Over 1,000 counties have only one insurer left.” (Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House)

“Make no mistake, RyanCare is ObamaCare just with a different name. Coverage is the same, costs to the buyer are not lower and there will be a bigger burden to the American taxpayer than ObamaCare. The Cadillac Tax is not repealed and a new entitlement program is enshrined in GOP clothing. It’s time for President Trump to scrap the GOP health care bill. Send Paul Ryan and Secretary Price back to the drawing board and come up with a free market solution.” (Eric Bolling, Fox News)

Letters to the Ranter:

I wanted to comment on Betty Arenson’s piece recently in your paper.
I have been a follower of Ms. Arenson since she began commenting in The Signal, so I was pleased to see her commentary in the Gazette. Betty is meticulous in her research, so I always know that she is correct in her facts, regardless (of) which side of the aisle they are sitting on. I think a “newspaper”, whether it is an online newspaper, or a traditional news provider, or a TV one, should give both sides on an argument. And those remarks should be truthful.   Paige

Ranter’s Note:  This is the fourth and final installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the delightful 90 year young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,
I can’t close this letter without letting you know how much I love your rants! You’re always on target and still play fair with the opposition. Thank you for your intelligence and common sense. After reading your story—I’m even more of a fan.

I have to add, I have tremendous faith in yours and Jeanie’s love for one another. I would love to know your love story. I know it sounds nosey, but I have discovered couples that have a beautiful relationship, also have a beautiful love story, with what I believe is a higher power involved.

God bless you, and may you keep on keeping on! You really add a great deal of intelligent, informative, pleasant/humorous reading to my days!

Another Ranter’s Note, this is for VaNile:

Many years ago an invitation arrived at my parents’ house for my 10-year high school class reunion. I told my mom I wasn’t interested in going; she said, “You have to go.” I cited lack of interest and a lack of funds, but she said, “I’ll pay for it, you go for an hour and if you don’t like it, leave.” So, I took her money and begrudgingly went to an event I wasn’t too excited about. One of the first people I saw was Jeannie Mouer, who I had known in elementary and junior high school, but with attending a very large high school, we lost of track of each other during those four years. The rest of the story is … nine months after the reunion we got married and have been so for almost 33 years now. So yes, VaNile, I think our relationship was arranged by a higher power and with the help of knowing mom!

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 10, 2017

A Day Without Liberals:

Wednesday was “A Day Without a Woman.” Some statement, somewhere said: “Women and our allies will act together for equity, justice and the human rights of women and all gender-oppressed people, through a one-day demonstration of economic solidarity.” But, another statement read: “Make no mistake, March 8 will mostly be a day without women who can afford to skip work and shuffle childcare and household duties to someone else.” In other words, it was for ideological, liberal, “out of touch with reality” women who think marching with things on their heads that are supposed to represent a part of the female anatomy will bring about change.

But, I digress: I wanna day without liberals! Yeah, a day where I don’t have to hear or read spewed, emotional crap from people who believe government action is needed to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all. Liberals who think the duty of the government is to alleviate all social ills, to guarantee that no one is in need and generally emphasize the need for the government to solve our problems.

I want a day where all I’m exposed to is common sense, realistic, responsible people. Hard working Americans who bust their butt every day, realizing that life ain’t a walk in a nice smelling rose garden. Those who understand and realize there are times in life where you just gotta suck it up and not fall into poor me pouting – needing and deserving a perfect life, and the only way they think they’re going to get that is through other people and the government doing it for them.

What’s sad is, many people in government feel the same way and work hard at trying to get the rest of us to buy into it. Thus, we see snowflakes that are fragile, emotional and ideological wrecks who can’t understand why they are so miserable.

What Really Matters?:

In the midst of the continuous uproar over wiretapping, who talked to the Russians, what did they talk about, the new Attorney General recusal of himself from investigating himself, the Senate Democrats jerking around Trump appointees, Trump being Trump, James Comey having a tantrum over Trump being Trump, travel restrictions, the Republicans fighting over Obamacare while the Dems stand around smirking, the transgender bathroom wars and, worst of all, Kelly Ann Conway sitting on a couch in the Oval Office with her feet up, a little ol’ thing happened that hasn’t seen much of any news coverage.

North Korea launched missiles!!

Yawn, boring and no big deal? Think again: The stories read: “Nuclear-armed North Korea said Tuesday its missile launches were training for a strike on U.S. bases in Japan, as global condemnation of the regime swelled.”

“Three of the four missiles fired Monday came down provocatively close to U.S. ally Japan, in waters that are part of its exclusive economic zone. The military units involved are tasked to strike the bases of the U.S. imperialist aggressor forces in Japan.”

“The United States started to deploy the first elements of its advanced anti-missile defense system known as THAAD (Terminal High Altitude Area Defense) in South Korea on Tuesday, the U.S. Pacific Command said.”

If that wasn’t enough good news; Iran launched missiles too!!

“Iran conducted its first ballistic missile test under Donald Trump’s presidency, in yet another apparent violation of a United Nations resolution, U.S. officials said.”

“U.N. Resolution 2231 – put in place days after the Iran nuclear deal was signed – calls on the Islamic Republic not to conduct such tests. However, this is at least Iran’s second such test since July. The resolution bars Iran from conducting ballistic missile tests for eight years and went into effect July 20, 2015.”

Wow, you can really tell how much Iran respects Obama’s treaty; but then again, when you give them $1.3 billion and then fly $400 million over to them in cash and their leader still leads chants of “death to America,” it should have, perhaps, been the first clue something like this could happen. But that’s just me.

Urgent Stuff:

In my book, the news of our enemies, who want nothing more than to destroy each and every one of us, conducting missile launches should have dominated the headlines. I’m not saying we should ignore the recent news the media is bombarding us with isn’t important, but none of it will mean squat if these rat bastards get aggressive with nuclear war heads and strike Japan or Israel. Because if that happens, the issues dominating the news today will fade away quickly. In fact, experts believe North Korea will have the capability, in the not too distance future, to fire missiles that will reach the west coast of our country (including Santa Clarita?).

In my opinion, right now the Trump administration and Congress need to go into urgent World War II mode to get the military up to par to make sure we’re ready to wipe these vicious enemies off the face of earth! Too extreme, you say? Better them than us, don’t you think? And Mr. Obama’s stripping the military to almost bare bones should be causing extra urgency to get into high gear.

Something Smells in the Swamp:

Something smells in the swamp that is Washington and it ain’t the swamp water. I’ll let the quotes of the week do most of my ranting on this one, but for you skeptics of Obama having been involved in any type of shady surveillance, I would ask you to recall James Rosen of Fox News. Obama’s DOJ secretly accessed all of his gmails, contacts, and surveilled more than 20 phone lines connected to him, including his mother’s phone in Staten Island, NY. Unbeknownst to him, Rep. Jason Chaffetz, a Republican from Utah, had more than 40 secret service agents checking into his past and present personal matters. And who will ever forget the targeting the IRS did to the conservative groups on Obama’s watch? Just sayin’.

Quotes of the Week:

“Now, folks, January 20th, New York Times, Michael Schmidt wrote that team Trump had Russia connections, and to support his point, said that Trump’s people were wiretapped, and that’s in the New York Times in January. So Trump tweets over the weekend that Obama’s wiretapping him, and how low that is and what Trump thinks of it and so forth. This same reporter comes back and says there’s no evidence of that. Trump’s a lunatic. There’s no evidence of that. Trump’s insane.

Well now, how can this be? The New York Times has the word ‘wiretapped’ in a headline. The writer, one of three on the piece, claims that Trump had Russian connections and to support the point, he said that Trump’s people were wiretapped. So Trump comes along, ‘Yeah, I was wiretapped.’ Same reporter: ‘There’s no evidence of that.’ Now, what’s going on at the New York Times? How in the world — do they know what they’re doing or did they just forget what they did? Are they so obsessed with hatred — and that’s what the Democrat Party and the left has become, folks.” (Rush Limbaugh)

“The fact is that there is more evidence in the Times’ own pages to substantiate the ‘conspiracy theory’ of the Obama Administration’s surveillance of the Trump campaign than there ever was to back up the idea that Russia colluded with Trump in the election.” (Joel B. Pollak, Breitbart News)

“In its final days, the Obama administration expanded the power of the National Security Agency to share globally intercepted personal communications with the government’s 16 other intelligence agencies before applying privacy protections. Why would President Obama wait seven years and 11 months to issue that order? Because he wanted as much information – true or not – to be available to his appointed deep state shadow government officials so they could leak it to the press with maximum cover.” (Sean Hannity)

“The real issues are whether the Obama Justice Department sought such surveillance authorization from the FISA court; and whether, if the Justice Department did that, the White House was aware of or complicit in the decision to do so. There is less than zero chance that such a controversial surveillance request could have happened without consultation between the Justice Department and the White House.
“It would be a scandal of Watergate dimension if a presidential administration sought to conduct, or did conduct, national-security surveillance against the presidential candidate of the opposition party.” (Andrew McCarthy, National Review)

“We have a real problem right now. The media’s turning on the media, we have leaks coming out that are felonies, we have stories about six federal departments and agencies, intelligence and law enforcement that were investigating something, somebody, somehow. So, what’s the answer?” (Mark Levin)

Letters to the Ranter:

Ranter’s Note: This is the third installment of a letter written to my wife and me by the delightful 90-year-young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,

I also love the little Canyon Country Magazine you publish. I have learned more about what is out here than I had any idea. Things have grown and changed too fast for me to keep up with, and I love hearing about the progress, business and etc., even though I am too old to be much of a benefit for them. We moved to Canyon Country in 1964 from Burbank. At the time it was a small, farming community, and our tract was at the end of the housing at the top of Whites Canyon. It was called Mint Canyon then, and I don’t recall when it was officially named Canyon Country, but it was considered by the Newhall’s to be the “South Central” of the valley. I honestly do miss the small town atmosphere, and we have did have some very admirable and intelligent people here.

I’m convinced you have had some positive influence with the publication of the Signal since you have been in the same building. It was getting to be somewhat pathetic, with arrogant liberals dominating its opinion page. It was frequently nothing more than a pain in the tush. Thank heavens for Betty Aronson, Brian Baker, Steve Lunetta, and a few others. However, overall it has improved dramatically. It is now full of local interesting articles, and the opinion page is more tolerable.

To be continued…

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | March 2, 2017

Dude Nailed It:

Many wanted presidential, and presidential is what they got. I wasn’t so sure Trump had it in him, but in my book he hit a home run. Also, it was great fun after eight years of the previous president to see the other side of the aisle going nuts with enthusiasm. Most of that time the Democrats sat on their hands with a stone cold look on their faces. Their selfishness was quite evident when not even acknowledging Trump’s proposals that are right up their ideological alleys. Anyway, our president was spot on with his delivery, philosophy, espousing common sense truths and staying away from trivial stuff he usually drifts into.

While it was a home run of a speech it wasn’t a grand slam. The debt ceiling vote is going to raise its ugly head in just a couple of weeks and it is sure to be a firestorm of a fight.I wonder if the Dems who fought so hard for raising the ceiling the last eight years will switch sides just to mess with Trump – who knows? But, Trump should have addressed it strongly on Tuesday.

Also, there was precious little said about the $20 trillion debt, not to mention the $200 trillion of unfunded liabilities staring us in the face like thousands of maxed out, unpaid credit cards stuffed under your bed. You know, out-of-sight-out-of-mind. While the president has made some strides in debt reduction and makes reference to the debt, he should have screamed out RED ALERT- RED ALERT-RED ALERT during his address. While I applaud most of the other stuff he will try get done, the debt thing has got to be addressed with 100 mph urgency!

Capable and Competent?

No matter how great the common sense policy plans the president laid out Tuesday evening are, they won’t go anywhere without the Republicans (Democrats are a lost cause) in both houses getting their act together, coming together and getting off their rear ends to get this stuff done! I’m really sick of the hemming and hawing that goes on with these people; they couldn’t all agree on something if their lives depended on it. You Republicans in the House and Senate, for once please put aside your selfish, self-serving thoughts and shoot for the good for us common folk. We would really appreciate it.

Many of you ladies and gentlemen in Congress must have run a business at some point, so you know you gotta go fast, hard and smart when enacting change to help or save a business. When a business is in a crisis mode (and Lord knows this country is in a crisis mode) you don’t have the time or energy to mess around plodding, pining, sweating small stuff and getting worked up over personality differences. You just have to bust butt and get ‘er done!

I get the feeling Mr. Trump is making the heads of Republicans in Congress spin; they can’t keep up with him and his businesslike sprinting. It’s like the “I Love Lucy” episode when Lucy and Ethel are trying to keep up with the candies on the conveyer belt. Come on, guys and gals, put on your big kid pants, get over it, act like the professionals you profess to be.

The Headline Read:

When I read what a Signal columnist wrote a few weeks back regarding “Post Trump Stress Disorder,” I thought maybe he was misinformed or it was joke. That was until I read a headline in a major newspaper: “Finding it Hard to Talk About Trump.” Forgive me, but I laughed out loud when I read (from a therapist): “Week after week they complain of panic attacks and insomnia because of President Trump: … “They’re too anxious to concentrate at work” … “Therapists nationwide say they’ve been overwhelmed by the strong feelings triggered by one of the most divisive figures in modern history.”

The headline on the continuing page read: “We Are Not in Normal Anymore” with comments: “Therapists say the last time so many people came to therapy wanting to talk about the same thing was after the Sept 11 attacks” … “Trump has been a topic of discussion for months, even for people seeing therapists as seemingly unrelated as relationship troubles or eating disorders” … “A therapist in St. Paul published a manifesto online declaring Trump a unique threat to America’s mental health.”

Am I cruel and unfeeling not to sympathize with these poor folks? Is this where the term snowflake comes from? Are the people who suffer this anxiety mentally ill? When I would tell friends about this article all it did was generate laughter and that included left-leaning friends!

I hope none of these suffering people watched his speech this week, because they would have seen what a mean-spirited, hardened, dangerous and wicked man he really is and that could have sent many of these people over the proverbial edge of madness.

Hey people, really, it’s going to be okay. Take deep breaths, relax, life doesn’t have to be so difficult over a mere man. If God was in the White House, then maybe you’d have something to stress about. Otherwise think about more money in your paychecks, less expensive stuff you buy, including gasoline, when the demon president gets his tax and energy plans through. Won’t that soften the terrifying blows you’re suffering through now?

Quotes of the Week:

“Americans saw the president I work with every day.” (Vice President Pence)

“CNN should apply to become a political party.” (John Phelps, Doug’s friend from high school)

“Because he is governing from the hard right, it’s because he is governing way off to the extreme. A speech isn’t going to change that.” (Chuck Schumer)

“This is without a doubt the best speech he ever gave. In fact, this should have been his inaugural address, a version of it.” (Charles Krauthammer)

“Watching the Oscars and hearing all these celebrities and their political beliefs is unbelievable. If you’re out of touch with reality, please just accept your reward and shut up.” (Parker Sutton)

“These actors haven’t been this upset since the car valet mixed up their Lamborghini for a Lexus.” (Laura Ingraham)

“Next time, how about less effort at Trump bashing and more effort at making sure the presenters have the right envelope?” (Larry Elder)

“Hillary called. She wants Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway to review the ballots voters cast in Wisconsin and Michigan.” (Larry Elder)

“Call me, Warren Beatty; I can help you get through this.” (Steve Harvey)

“La La Land just became the victim of fake news.” (Angela Belcamino)

“I’m sure Russia was behind the envelope fiasco.” (Doug Sutton)
Letters to the Ranter:

I don’t understand why, when I read your rant – I usually agree. Aren’t you trying to rile us up to get another reaction from us? I digress. The reason for my writing is to agree with today’s rant and to ADD TO IT AND EXPRESS MY OWN RANT! Having just filled out my absent ballot I counted 12 languages + English for “Translate election material” available! If you are eligible to vote, should you not at least understand the English language and the subject to which you are voting upon ? Diane

Another great article, like your honest opinion. Judy

Ranter’s Note: This is the second installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the delightful 90 year young VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,

However I feel compelled to write to you because of coincidence that occurred yesterday. Being a child of the great depression, I have a miserable characteristic of saving almost everything I lay my hands on because I may need it sometime. My house in general may not show it (thank goodness) but I could be labeled a closet hoarder. However I am in the process of deleting my great collection so my kids won’t hate me when I check out. I have sometimes gotten started on a project and had company come for the weekend, so I pack it all in a box and put it in my “collection” room. Sometimes I don’t get back to that particular project for a while and even forget about it (one ages benefits) and go on to something else, but much of what I saved, has been writings, newspapers articles, etc.

Yesterday was a rare day of staying home and getting something accomplished. I picked up one of the boxes that didn’t recognize and proceeded to see what I could toss. It was publications and the like from 2008 to the middle of last year. When I finally got to the very bottom I found a Gazette! I was surprised because I thought I had kept all the copies together. (and yes I keep the whole package). I began to check it out and found it was probably the first edition I had received, even though it was labeled “issue 925 October 21.” One of the top articles was, “The Gamble that Became the Gazette.” I may not have been impressed at the time, but I was certainly anxious to read it now. When I completed reading it, I checked my stored stack to see if I had the following edition, and I DID!! Both of them told the story. I have to tell you how much I respect and admire your tenacity and dedication, and am so glad you stuck it out. I hope everything is going well for you now and that the future is only going to be better and secure.

To be continued…..

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 23, 2017

This is Me Whining:

I want to go back to Arizona (waa, waa, waa) because I’m not sure how much more I can take of California. We were out of town last July, and when we got back, they wouldn’t let us in our own neighborhood because of the fire. When they did let us in, the house stunk to high heaven of smoke, and there were massive amounts of ash covering everything outside. For the next six months or so, whenever the wind blew, the damn ash made a mess outside, and made many messes in the swimming pool.

On top of that, during the last few weeks, the heavy rains have prevented us from being able to get home. We’ve had to shelter in place, because if we left the area, they wouldn’t let us back in. The poor swimming pool that had to endure all those bouts of ash is now brown from the muddy water that flowed into it last Friday.

I can handle short term, pain-in-the-butt stuff relating to Mother Nature. But, what I can’t take is this liberal, tree-hugging, stickleback fish-loving, ugly wind farm, ideological, over-regulated and loving fish more than people’s water state taking our plastic grocery bags away! Seriously? Really? California is the only state in the U.S. to have a state-wide ban and it’s driving me nuts.

Not once – not once since the day they enacted this crock of crap initiative have I remembered to bring even one of the rapidly accumulating amounts of freaking bags in my car, into the store. Say what you want about my brain function, but all I’ll say is: I want to go back to Arizona where at least at know I’ll have something to put the dog poop in!

Color Me Confused:

Remember when Slick Willie (President Clinton) was impeached for lying about staining an intern’s dress? The Democrats in congress fervently came together to support him, despite knowing his guilt. They publicly joined forces, even getting on buses to go to the White House after the impeachment vote, standing behind Clinton as he spoke.

Fast forward 18 years later, and think about the support Trump is getting from his fellow Republicans. Sure, he has warts, but come on – talk about warts, Clinton was covered with them, yet his guys stood by him. I wish and hope that today’s majority in congress would show at least some of the same enthusiastic support Slick Willie had.

What Would Teddy Think?

Many in the nation are stewing, twisting, turning and grinding their teeth over the perceived horror of immigration restriction and reform. This issue is a good example of just how far progressivism has climbed the ladder in our society. Liberal, progressive thinking has made its way by leaps and bounds in all sorts of other areas, and I, for one, think it’s a scary ride into a full-blown socialistic way of life. This way of life would have many of our previous leaders turning in their graves.

Back in his day, Theodore Roosevelt wrote:
Let us say to the immigrant not that we hope he will learn English, but that he has got to learn it. Let the immigrant who does not learn it go back. He has got to consider the interest of the United States or he should not stay here. He must be made to see that his opportunities in this country depend upon his knowing English and observing American standards.” (Theodore Roosevelt)

With Roosevelt’s comments in mind, this Notice of Language Services is for all who apply for Social Services from the state of California. There are sixteen different languages provided, with free interpretation available.

I don’t know what else needs to be said other than, “Teddy, if you could be here now, you would NOT talk softly while carrying a big stick!”

Quotes of the Week:

“Japanese immigrants are not capable of assimilation into the American Population.” (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Macon Daily Telegraph, 1925)

“I would feel repugnance and objection to having large numbers of Japanese coming over here and intermarry with the American population.” (FDR, Macon Daily Telegraph, 1925)

“Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn’t an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag … We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language … and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.” (Theodore Roosevelt)

“Illegal immigration continues to be a major problem in the United States. We have people waiting to come here legally. And we should not be rewarding people who have come here illegally.” (John Barrasso)

“Illegal immigration is crisis for our country. It is an open door for drugs, criminals, and potential terrorists to enter our country. It is straining our economy, adding costs to our judicial, healthcare, and education systems.” (Timothy Murphy)
“A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.” (Ronald Reagan)

“Without looking at the various polling data, it is obvious to anybody the hatred is beyond comprehension. Where this hatred comes from and why we will have to determine. Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life.” (Donald Trump)

“We’re actually taking people that are criminals, very, very, hardened criminals in some cases … with a tremendous track record of abuse and problems, and we’re getting them out and that’s what I said I would do. … And I said at the beginning, we are going to get the bad ones, the really bad ones, we’re getting them out and that’s exactly what we’re doing.” (Donald Trump)

Letter to the Ranter:

Ranter’s Note: This is the first installment of a letter written to my wife and I by the lovely VaNile Risser.

Jeannie and Doug,
I am taking the liberty of addressing you in this personal way because I am 90 years old, and can get away with a lot ridiculous actions! Getting old may not be for sissies, but it can have its plus side also.

Anyway, I have this compulsion to write to you and only hope maybe you will find time to read my (letter). I have acquired this tremendous respect and love for the two of you, just want to let you know it. Not long ago I came into the Signal’s office to continue my subscription and pick up a copy of that day’s issue that had not been received that morning. While there I asked if Doug would be willing to come out and say hello, because I was so impressed with his rants. The receptionist was very courteous and said she would see. She went into the back and returned with Doug right behind her. I was quite surprised at both your youth and good looks. And said if I said if you weren’t married I would be in the competition, even though you looked young enough to be my grandson. I had two chocolate cigars to that I planned to give you for the two if I had the opportunity, and was so glad I did, because you were very courteous and friendly and, deserved them. I have seen Jeannie’s picture in the little Canyon Country Magazine that you put out, so I knew what a sweet girl she looked to be. Thank you again for that courtesy. I feel I have met a true celebrity. One with real brains and talent!
To be continued…..

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 16, 2017

I Need a Sanctuary City:

Yeah, it’s me who needs a sanctuary city to protect me from the consequences of breaking the law. I broke the law and I don’t want to face the justice I deserve. Look, I’m a nice, productive member of society; I pay taxes, work hard and care about people, so why should I have to adhere to the law? I want Santa Clarita to become a sanctuary city for traffic law breakers. I want to be set aside from other traffic law breakers and be protected from accountability. So what if hundreds of other citizens in our city who break traffic laws pay the price for their law breaking, I want to be exempt because I’m me and I’m special!

Yep, I ran a stop sign (at Sand Canyon & Lost Canyon roads). I did it because I hate that freaking stop sign; it shouldn’t be there, holds up traffic unnecessarily and because I don’t agree with the law that a driver must come to a complete stop at a stop sign, I did it on purpose and don’t think I should be held accountable.

Come on, Mayor Smyth, protect me from the court system that wants to fine me money I don’t have or take time I don’t have to learn the ways of traffic laws in Santa Clarita. Please, Mr. Mayor, act quickly to declare us a sanctuary city for traffic law breakers, even though it will be against city, county and state laws. Who gives a rip about the law of the land – I need my protection!

Josh, Josh, Josh:

Josh Heath, that is. I appreciate his young skull full of mush (not bad mush, just mush that needs to be sculpted some) that enthusiastically pours liberal thinking onto the pages of the Gazette. But I think what’s inside that head of his needs to be formed into some common sense and not emotional, knee-jerk nonsense that occurs often with his liberal brethren.

Last week he wrote statements relating to Trump’s illegal alien order such as: “The idea was just too immoral”; “It is without a doubt one of the evilest policies ever enacted by the United States”; “But it is grossly immoral for any of his supporters to still support him uncritically”; “Donald Trump’s supporters must speak out against his cruel, inhumane actions. Their character and the character of the entire nation rests on them to do so.” And my favorite: “Anybody who still supports Trump (after his deportation order) really needs to see a priest, a rabbi, a Buddhist monk, a witchdoctor; someone who can find your conscience for you.”

Young Mr. Heath needs to realize he is not God; God is the one who is the ultimate judge of the inhumane, immoral, evil cruelty, and who builds our conscience. And if one is not a believer in God he or she can gain that wisdom somewhere else. Just because Josh feels that way doesn’t mean it’s reality that Trump or his supporters are those types of people with those nasty attributes. He’s casting such judgmental, blanket assertions that can cause a loss of credibility to his opinions. For me personally, I take umbrage with being put into a category of needing to find a conscience or having my character rest on doing or saying something that Mr. Heath thinks I should.

Losing Their Minds:

Someone on one of the Sunday morning talk shows said something like “the Left lost the election and now are their losing their minds.” I concur; they are acting as if their hair is on fire. You would think a huge meteor was discovered last November and is now hurling towards earth and we’re all gonna die!

One of the latest was protesters screaming in the face of a recently approved cabinet member who was trying to get into a governmental SUV. A lady latched onto the SUV’s front grill as it was trying to pull out, and it took security a few minutes to pry her fingers off. She was franticly teed-off. Was it for the new secretary of defense, attorney general or the secretary of state? Noooo, it was for the new secretary of education – the freaking secretary of education! To use a worn out phrase, you can’t make this stuff up.

OMG (oh my gosh), it seems the libs are going nuts just to go nuts. Left-leaning women are in terror because they think they are going to lose their rights before there is any iota of indication that’s going to happen. These hysterical types should stop and thank their higher being they are in a country that allows this kind of free speech. Be thankful they live in a country that doesn’t put their citizens in prison for this type of behavior.

What’s it Really About?

What is all the protesting, the fear, the anger, the slandering of innocent first family members about? The press, the actors, the musicians, the singers act as if Trump is a direct threat to their well-being. When Obama was in his prime, the Tea Party types were as passionate as they could be for their causes, but it was nowhere close to the vitriol, sometimes spilling over to physical violence, we see from protesters these days. Are they just hating because that’s the in thing to do? Do they really think any of Trump’s polices will hurt them, or is it just their ideological feelings that are hurt?

What if, just what if, the new administration’s actions resulted in positive things for all Americans? More jobs, more income, lower taxes, cheaper energy, a safer homeland. Shouldn’t someone, no matter what are their political views, be grateful and rejoice for the success of all? If not, it shows selfishness with a higher regard for political ideals instead of genuine concern. Please, you left-leaning Americans, don’t let perceptional hate for one man get in the way of hoping for what’s best for all of your fellow citizens, even if the guy you hate affects those changes. It’s called being unselfish.

We Have Something in Common:

Wow, Gary Horton (Signal op-ed contributor) and I have something in common; we listen to Billy Joel songs, which came to light from his recent column. He cited some information I assume is accurate:

“Psychologists report a surge of (American) patients complaining of stress syndromes relating to the barrage of news coming out of the Trump White House. There’s actually a name for this condition: ‘Post Trump Stress Disorder.’ Symptoms include, as cited by the Mayo Clinic, ‘irritability, aggressive behavior, overwhelming guilt or shame, depression, self-destructive behavior such as alcohol and substance abuse, trouble concentrating, trouble sleeping, and being easily startled or frightened.’ … Most women I know, and quite a few men, tell me of going to bed worrying about what will jump out at them at the next morning’s headlines.”

Hmm, Post Trump Stress Disorder? I’m sorry, but we have a son who spent nine months on the battle fields of Afghanistan. Talk about stress disorder, that is a serious disorder! In my personal opinion, if someone is actually experiencing Trump stress and suffering from it, they should become much more informed about the realities of life. Perhaps these folks should consider counseling as a means of relief from this perceived danger to their lives.

I have no reason to believe that Horton actually knows people who go to bed worried about the following day’s headlines. But, I will tell you this, most people I know go to bed worried about paying for their health insurance, rent or mortgage payment, and paying for expensive food and gas. Great concern for the well-being of parents, kids and grandkids is common too; now that’s stuff to worry about!

Quotes of the Week:

“All the talk about how he would change his style once he got to the White House was misguided. His bombastic, combative and sometimes frenetic approach to life is what got him elected, so of course he’s going to stick with it. And when aides tell him he needs to change, he’ll obviously think that he heard that advice throughout the campaign he was expected to lose.” (Howard Kurtz, Fox News)

“He’ll sit here, and he’ll say, ‘Do this! Do that!’ And nothing will happen. Poor Ike—it won’t be a bit like the Army.” (Harry Truman on Dwight Eisenhower)

“When I see older veterans supporting this administration, I feel they didn’t really know what fascism was till it pointed a gun at them.” (David Barlavi)

“Republicans start to realize TRUMP IS AN EVIL MORON.” (Rosie O’Donnell)

“Russians fear Trump will be assassinated. American liberals fear Trump won’t be assassinated.” (Ann Coulter)

“Immigration crackdown separating people from families. Yeah, criminals from your families.” (Ann Coulter)

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 9, 2017

John Musella:

When my phone rang the day after the Gazette came out last week and John Musella was calling, I cringed – thinking, “Here we go. He is going to rip me a new one for what I wrote regarding our Chamber of Commerce and pronouncing him being the first openly gay chairman of the board.” In case you missed it, I wrote: “The sole purpose of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is to support the members’ businesses through various means, plain and simple. In my opinion, the position should not be a means to advance someone’s personal or political message.”

Instead of the criticism I expected, I was pleasantly surprised by John’s graciousness as he explained he wasn’t upset with me for my opinion, but thought it was important for the LBGT community in town to be aware of potential success they could have, as they often feel shunned in outside settings. While I still don’t agree with promoting a personal lifestyle in the manner it was, I appreciate his intention and respect my friend John for the way he handled being the subject of one of my rants.

Obama’s Leftover Mess:

Did you hear about the state of our military in recent days? As an example, 53 percent of all Navy aircraft can’t fly; 62 percent of strike F-18s can’t fly today because 27 percent are in need of major repair and 35 percent are simply awaiting maintenance or parts. A president’s first and foremost job is to keep our nation safe and he did a pee-poor job of leaving us with the military readiness needed to accomplish that. Now the consequences of his ineptness could come back to really bite us where it hurts.

He did not kick butt and take names, as Trump will do, to get the budget sequester off the back of the Pentagon. Under Obama, for every dollar that was added to defense there had to be a dollar added to discretionary domestic spending. That’s great, just bleeping great and makes a ton of sense, right? NO!

So, now if a serious military threat is initiated against us or one of our allies, we will be up a deep, muddy creek without an effective military paddle. Thanks a lot, Barack!

Schumer is a Big Baby:

Dude, save your fake tears – cry at your daughter’s wedding, your friend’s funeral, or even a constituent’s military burial. But, don’t try to come off as this sensitive, butt hurt, caring guy over a relatively few non-Americans who temporarily couldn’t get into the country. Did you cry in 2011 when Obama had 400,000 immigrants deported? Did you cry when Kate Steinle was murdered by an illegal immigrant with a criminal history who had previously been deported five times? I don’t think so.

Schumer is also a big baby for leading his Democratic caucus in futile, selfish delays in confirming Trump’s cabinet nominees. He knows there’s no way in heck he can stop any of them, but acts like a spoiled brat screaming in a grocery store because he didn’t get his way. What’s the point of these useless delays, other than a clear indication Schumer really does not give two rips about the well-being of this country, just himself and his Democrat cronies.

I Kind of Love It:

North Dakota is trying to pass a bill that if someone is blocking a public road while protesting, you can hit them with your car. I find this very interesting, as well as tempting. As Judge Jeanine Pirro put it: “The First Amendment does not give you the right to commit a crime. You don’t have the right to block traffic, to stop me from catching an airplane to visit my sick mother or block someone from getting to a job interview. Your rights are not superior to mine.”

While I talk a big game, I would not actually be able to bring myself to run over an inconsiderate, selfish, ill-informed protester who was blocking traffic, but it would be tempting. Surely this law won’t pass, because someone who is not as loving and tolerant as myself would not think twice about flattening some idiot interfering with a public right-of-way as a means of protesting.

Quotes of the Week:

“Republicanism, the GOP platform, is based entirely in meanness, cruelty, prejudice, fear and greed. I really don’t get how so many people buy into it. Are there really that many bad people in America?” (David Barlavi)

“It’s about race relations, because Boston is a racist ass city and Tom Brady supports a racist president, you morons.” (Internet blogger)

“No one – no one – has the right to enter the United States unless he or she is a citizen of the United States.” (Judge Jeanine Pirro)

“Trump put Iran on notice, warned China, put the military on the border, then he broke for lunch.” (Larry Elder)

“I love this guy (Trump). Read the truth. I’ve been saying it for years: we’re in a civil war in this country every bit as profound as the original, the only difference being it’s been less bloody…….so far.” (Brian Baker)

“Brian, this is dead on. Thanks for posting. Dennis Prager often speaks of Leftism being a religion. It is a disease. Dennis also is specific to separate the Left from liberals and Democrats. He speaks of that cultism called the Left.” (Betty Arenson)

Letters to the Ranter:
Maybe you can rant about how expensive California is to live in. I heard last week that we (L.A. City) passed a bill to make it legal for people to sell products (tacos, hot dogs, blankets, hats…) on public streets from carts (like Tijuana). We did this so that the people who are here illegally and have pending misdemeanor charges would get the charges dropped so they won’t be deported. We are allowing 2 vendors per block (to be on the sidewalk outside of businesses). But now people are protesting that they want to have no restriction on the number of street vendors allowed per block. The news report also said that because of all the trash and traffic problems this will cause – our taxes will have to be raised to cover those additional expenses. Wow – I guess I’m ranting. Sorry. Maybe I read your column too much. Lol. There is so much going on right now to rant about! Victoria

I usually do not feel compelled to write, however the articles and conversations about the recent City Council appointee have caused me to think about the process. First of all, I know Bill Miranda and feel he has the capability to do a good job. This is nothing against him or any other candidate. I understand the many issues the City Council faced when Dante Acosta won his election for State Assembly.

•The City Council did not want to spend $300,000 – $400,000 for a special election
•The people want to have a “say” in who their elected officials are
•It is not a realistic task to review, interview, and vet 50 candidates in a thorough manner that is fair to all
•Any process should be timely so that the Council is not down a valuable member
•Any process utilized sets a precedent for future similar situations 

While I recognize that there were more than several qualified candidates among the 50 that submitted their candidacy, my question is where were all of these people when there was the election for the office. While I am sure there are many reasons the majority of the applicants did not run in the election, I have to believe those that did were more committed to the position. Those candidates held themselves out for scrutiny, spent their time and money, and campaigned to win a position. As a result, I believe they should have been the only applicants who should have been allowed to apply. I also understand the people who felt that the 3rd place candidate should have automatically been selected. My comment would be that the 3rd place candidate may not be the automatic winner if a separate special election were held.    

My solution would be to take the top 3 vote recipients who did not win a position in the election and require the City Council choose from those three. This serves the process in many ways:
•No additional City funds were spent on a special election
•The people would have had a “say” in the selection of the 3 finalists
•Only 3 candidates would need to be interviewed and vetted allowing for a more thorough process
•It minimizes the accusations of “backroom politics”
•Ensures a candidate that was committed to the position gets the position

Of course, no solution is perfect and no matter the outcome, someone will be dissatisfied. However, I believe this idea could be a solution in the future when we are faced with similar circumstances.  

Jon Gardner
Canyon Country Resident
Small Business Owner

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | February 2, 2017

Ranter’s Clarification:

Thanks to a reader who called our office pointing out this confusing comment I wrote last week. “This oppression occurs in countries our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country and without a doubt, Israel.” I should have written: “This oppression occurs in countries our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country, along with his obvious preference for those countries over Israel.”

Difficult Rant:

Admittedly, this is one of the more difficult rants I’ve written in quite some time. As a way of background, I have been a member of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce for over 18 years and was a member of the board of directors for four and a half years. The chamber enacts term limits, so I’m no longer on the board. My involvement in the chamber has been a definite asset for my company over the years and resulted in many friendships.

During my tenure on the board there were some rough waters the chamber encountered that I felt were newsworthy (rant-worthy), but I declared in this column that I would not be commenting on those issues, as it would be a conflict of interest for me to do so. I also refrained from informing our editor of the chamber’s troubles for the same reason.

I had the pleasure of serving on the board with the newly installed chairman, John Musella. He is a gentleman I like and respect. John is openly gay which, of course, does not in any way affect how I feel about him. I question, however, the attention given to this issue; the chamber is a professional organization, so his personal life should play almost no role in it.

The day started with a press release, stating: The Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is set to make history Friday night, when the board installs John Musella as its first openly gay chairman in the chamber’s 94-year history. A year ago Curtis Woods, a black gentleman, was installed as chairman for 2016, but there was no press release regarding him being the first African American to assume the role. In future press releases will there be the first openly Christian, openly Muslim, or the first physically disabled? I would say it’s doubtful, but why? Because none of these personal circumstances are of the organization’s concern.

The sole purpose of the Santa Clarita Valley Chamber of Commerce is to support the members’ businesses through various means, plain and simple. In my opinion, the position should not be a means to advance someone’s personal or political message.

With all that being said, I wish nothing but the best for John and his year as chairman of the board. I just hope his personal affairs are merely background, not aimed at being center stage in chamber matters.

Keystone Cops:

The left-wing media covering Donald Trump reminds me of the Keystone Cops. They run back and forth from one crisis to the other, bumbling and fumbling all over each other. His tweets—what he said—why did he say that—how could he say that—what did he mean by that—the protests—the executive orders—the immigration tragedy—he fired the acting attorney general—The Supreme Court nominee—oh my—oh no—what don’t we know? I love all of this; the poor lefty media libs are going absolutely bonkers over the guy. In fact, you guessed it, Trump is driving them BAT CRAP CRAZY!

Random Rants:

*Those actor award shows have turned into breast awards shows. It seems to be the actresses are trying to out boob each other, seeing who can leave the least to the imagination. Why don’t they just go topless so we can have a genuine contest!

*Let me get this straight; the whole world is in a frantic panic over a sliver of people who weren’t allowed in the country, but Iran testing a ballistic missile is no big deal?

*I watched a trailer of the new show “Santa Clarita Diet” and found it to be ridiculously un-humorous and unwatchable.

*I love what Trump is doing; he’s kickin’ ass and taking names while his critics whine, cry and curl up in a ball of bewilderment.

My Turn to Freak-Out in Bewilderment:

With respect to Ronald Reagan: “There you go again.” (and again and again and again). This is my semi-regular rant countering the liberal spouting that comes from some of The Signal’s columnists (a shout-out to Brian Baker, a contributor to The Signal, who regularly offers differing opinions to those of the liberal dudes).

Here we go:

“Well over 100 fired-up and focused people packed into (pizza place) to discuss reshaping Santa Clarita’s political future … with a common purpose; to take back our town from the harmful ideologies and slanderous tactics fostered by the Trump campaign and now presidency.”

Sir, if you are going to make statements like this, I would strongly suggest you show some professional journalism skills and give your readers at least one example of what the heck you’re talking about! I’d really like to know who, when and how you, or anyone in this group, has seen or heard the antics of anyone, any group affecting this city with any of the harmful ideologies and slanderous tactics you broad brush Conservatives and Trump supporters with.

“Unlike the Tea Party movement that held Congress hostage to ideological absurdity and was against everything and anything Obama.”

First of all, which part of what the Tea Party stands for is ideological absurdity? Stuff like: A strong military, elimination of special interests, a downsized government, balanced budget, ending deficit spending, a reduction in personal and business taxes?

If you want a great example of holding Congress hostage, one can look no further than what your side is doing as I type this. Another Signal columnist said:

“Get out the Xanax — this will be an orchestrated, terrifying ride with self-deluded amateur hour actors at the wheel.”

Talk about amateur hour actors at the wheel, the last president never ran, administered or managed anything in his professional life. It obviously showed, and those shortcomings are going to haunt us for a long, long time. You should be thanking God or your lucky stars that we have a guy with the capabilities to clean up the mess he left for us.

Quotes of the Week:

“In Cheeto’s life, he’s used to eventually wearing down his poor or elderly tenants with his incessant slumlord nonsense. In business, he’s just kept beating powerless people down till they gave up. But he’s never dealt with activists and protesters. He really doesn’t understand that he shouldn’t make us angry.” (David Barlavi)

Ranter’s note: I commented on Mr. Barlavi’s facebook post asking him; “If I would have referred to Obama as “Chocolate Dude” when ranting against him, how would you have reacted?” As of press time I haven’t seen a response.

“By close of market today, I will be completely divested from the stock market. Why? The Obama wave should dissipate shortly, and the orange financial crisis should begin soon after. Trickle Down will once again be shown to be just another golden shower, Isolationism will backfire, and Bernie will be elected to come in and fix yet another Republican recession. Sadly, Cheeto and his 1% Richie Rich pals will have already reaped and pillaged all they could from us. I just hope not too many young Americans will have been killed or maimed in their upcoming, profiteering wars. Lost children cannot be recovered.” (David Barlavi)

“Obama had 11 of 15 cabinet members this far in, Trump has been given 2. This should outrage every American. Call your Congress person and demand they stop democrat obstructionism.” (Todd Hall)

“Ok here it is: I am an Immigrant since 1997. It was completely clear to me that I am a Guest in this country even though I am a permanent resident. Going through the Process it was made clear that my status is merely depending on the current status of the immigration laws of this country. I was advised numerous times of anything that could cause my revocation or deportation. The laws never changed since I came here in 1997 and I adhere by them, but also aware that I could be in a situation, where I had to leave at any given moment. I always have Plan B in place, should the moment come, that anything changes. I never would dare to demand anything or protest for a right (that I don’t have) to stay here… ever. I find this unbelievable, that US Citizens are protesting to break their own Immigration laws. I find myself in a Twilight Zone and in utter disbelief that people in this country do not know their laws and break them for people that have absolutely NO rights here. You Liberals or democrats should be ashamed to disobey your laws for foreigners that you don’t know or what their intentions are. You are betraying your own country.” (Carmen Russo)

Letter to the Ranter:

I am absolutely delighted that we are having a raging national debate on what it means to be an American. Trump should be applauded for that. I think it’s fantastic. If his words and actions can inspire our citizenry to actually think about their civil liberties and demonstrate our American values, it will be a great accomplishment. Thomas Jefferson said: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” I think it’s bloody brilliant! Chris Ball

Great article by Michael Cruz. I too agree we need districts, this way each city will get representation. It will also promote getting Stevenson Ranch to be part of the city, which has always been their biggest problem…taking their tax dollars without representation. It’s a win/win for all of the Santa Clarita Valley which is working to become the 2nd largest city, not just 3rd. Wendy Albright

Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | January 26, 2017

A Puzzlement:

Color me confused on that Million Women March. I mean, really – I don’t get it.

This is what some of the protesters said last Saturday when asked why they were marching:

“For my undocumented students, for women’s rights, for all those who can’t defend themselves.”

“Because I’ve never been so afraid for my country.”

“Because if Trump’s style of leadership becomes normalized, the world will simply implode with ridiculous, irresponsible division.”

“I’ve never felt so disheartened in my life and need to feel hopeful again.”

“We have made so many gains and I fear we will lose them all under the Trump presidency.”

“This is what we’re all about, coming together and creating and thriving in the face of adversity.”

Afraid for your country, need to feel hopeful again, lose all gains, and thrive in the face of adversity? Really? If you are afraid, need hope or feel adversity because of a new president, I don’t know what to tell you. I hope real life problems don’t come your way, because it doesn’t seem like you are emotionally equipped to handle them.

Here are some of the things Trump said last Friday:

“We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the American People.”

“For too long, a small group in our nation’s capitol has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost.”

“Washington flourished – but the people did not share in its wealth.”

“Politicians prospered – but the jobs left, and the factories closed.”

“The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our country.”

“The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.”

“Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighborhoods for their families and good jobs for themselves.”

Come on now, do any of these statements represent a deep, dark warning for you marchers to tremble in fear, shake with rage, cheer speakers, and make absolute fools out of yourselves with some of the most idiotic, embarrassing stuff many have ever heard?

Ashley Judd:

“I am not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust.

“I didn’t know devils could be resurrected, but I feel Hitler in these streets, a mustache traded for a toupee, I’m not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in the voting booth. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth.

“I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets, we do not actually choose if and when we had our periods. We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants. Why are pads and tampons still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not? Is your erection really more than protecting the parts of my womanhood? Is the bloodstain on my jeans more embarrassing than the thinning of your hair?

“And our pussies ain’t for grabbing. They’re for reminding you that our walls are stronger than America’s ever will be. Our pussies are for our pleasure.”

I’m rantless on this one. Too bad Ashley can’t act half as well as her mother and sister can sing (The Judds), although she did a good job acting like a fool on this one.


“Welcome to the revolution of love. To the rebellion, to our refusal as women to accept this new age of tyranny.Where not just women are in danger, but all marginalized people. Where people being uniquely different might be considered a crime. It took this darkness to wake us the f*ck up. … Yes, I’m angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.”

Can you imagine if Ted Nugent were to have publicly stated that he thought about blowing up the White House when Obama lived there? The dude would have been arrested on the spot!

All of this reminds me of what David Crosby said (Crosby, Stills & Nash) about their revolutionary type songs in the late ‘60s (paraphrasing): “We were so naive back then, we actually thought we could change the world with a guitar and a song,” as well as this post relating to last weekend’s NFL playoff games: I refuse to accept the results of the AFC & NFC championship games. Tomorrow I’ll be protesting, marching, crying, denying and forming support groups. #NotMySuperBowl

The Absurdity of it All:

I asked my wife why all the marchers were wearing those pink caps. She told me they were “pussy caps.” I said, “No way, they have their young daughters wearing them!” Looking it up, she was right. I am so dumbfounded; I feel like an old, naive, conservative, straight, white guy. Wait, that’s what I am!

If those marchers really wanted to protest something worthwhile, why not protest the lack of rights for women in the Middle East? This oppression occurs in countries that our last president seemed to almost support as much as his own country, and without a doubt, Israel. To name a few: Women are not allowed to drive a car, wear clothes or make-up to enhance their looks, interact with men, swim in a public pool, or try on clothes when shopping. In some countries, they have to have male witnesses to prove rape and women can be stoned to death for committing adultery. Why don’t you snowflake, paranoid, emotionally-driven marchers put that in your pussy caps and get down to protesting atrocities that really matter, instead of your delusional fears?

Shockin Y’all:

While the whiners of the world are hunkered down in presidential terror, the new president is exhibiting excellent follow-through skills in his new job. As a guy like myself, who has been involved in business for many years, one of the most important qualities that any worker has to have is following through on what they say they are going to do. This has been a foreign concept for many politicians over the years, including presidents. This president is showing his own version of Shock & Awe as he rifles through many of the things he said he was going to address:

*Took action to freeze all new regulations, and vowed to cut the current regulations on the books by 75 percent.

*Took steps to build the Keystone Pipeline.

*Ordered construction of the border wall and targeted sanctuary cities.

*Terminated a bad trade deal.

*Cut off federal funds going to foreign nonprofits that promote or perform abortions.

*Reversed a planned cut on mortgage insurance for many first-time homebuyers.

*Ordered executive branch agencies to begin preparing for the repeal of the Affordable Care Act.

*Spoke with Benjamin Netanyahu by phone, seemingly indicating a thaw in U.S. relations with Israel.

*Visited the CIA to reconcile perceived differences.

*Reached out to Theresa May, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, to make plans for sit down meetings.

I realize these are just some of the things he needs to get done and the hard part will come when having to deal with the madness that is Congress. But, if his first few days on the job are any indication, we are in for a wild ride! The ride will be a lot of fun, especially when the economy explodes with personal and business tax cuts. With respect to Toby Keith, Trump is Shockin Y’all!

Quotes of the Week:

“Kids, don’t do heroin, it’s a gateway to being a Republican.” (Bill Maher)

“President Trump is showing us that we have not been getting our money’s worth out of previous Presidents!” (Internet Blogger)

“Liberals’ new idea: MSNBC now saying Trump’s a ‘liberal Democrat who ran as a Republican.’ He must be popular!” (Ann Coulter)

“If Chicago doesn’t fix the horrible ‘carnage’ going on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings (up 24 percent from 2016), I will send in the Feds!” (President Trump)

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