by Dale Paule
Since “Impeachment; the Comedy,” turned out to be such a smash-hit with its base, the “New Democrat Party,” it has decided to top their success with a sequel entitled: “Son of Impeachment.” They’re convinced it will double their already bursting at the seams popularity with the “important and informed people” who vote.
They’ve already begun auditioning for victims and leakers, which will provide even more exciting “Bombshells” for the production, and add to CNN’s arsenal of asinine assertions. They are certain this time, even the few “MAGA” hat wearing yokel Trump hold-outs still left, will see the light, and join the inevitable “Blue Wave,” and watch Trump being “perp-walked” in shame out of the Oval Office, straight into the jail cell formally occupied be Jeffery Epstein. You can almost hear the orchestra playing, “Ode to Joy” in the background!
The new production, “Son of Impeachment,” will be directed by, whom else, but the guy who earned his “bones” directing the original, Adam Schiff; or as those just out of earshot refer to him, “Pencil Neck!” His Assistant Director, will of course be that same, chubby, “can’t help but want to hug him,” Jolly Jerry Nadler.
Talent like this doesn’t come cheap, but producer Pelosi has promised to cut no corners where spending goes, and wisely plans to use her inexhaustible source to fund it. Her motto is: “As long as we have tax-payers money to spend, the show will go on!” What a little trooper!
The first act of the sequel will begin with showing ballot boxes being stuffed with millions of obviously fake Trump ballots, which when revealed, will prove to voters that Trump has attempted to rig yet another election against a Democrat candidate, and secure his second illegitimate victory!
In the event that doesn’t tip the scales in favor of a Democrat landslide victory, the second act will begin by having certain States declared “unqualified” to vote. This will be justified and necessary, as it’s well known,” the people in those States are heavily influenced by propaganda being constantly spewed at them over the radio by such radicals as, Limbaugh, Hannity, Carlson and Levin, therefore, are automatically presumed radicalized, and poisoned by “Right-Wing” prejudice!
A few examples of States not on that disqualified list, would of course be, California, New York and Oregon, as voters in these States are highly educated and able to think rationally, therefore, certain to make the proper decisions, and vote the right way on complicated future political issues.
For the third act, and “Finale,” they have a spectacular and devastating finish in mind: or, “Koo-Dee-Grass” as they say in those, guns, Bibles, and pick-up-truck driving, disqualified States!
CNN will announce they have conclusive proof that it wasn’t the Russians, or the Ukranians that Trump colluded with, but was in fact, mysterious beings from a distant planet, who have come to take over Earth, and with Trumps help, turn it into an “All-White Supremacist” Planet !”
They offer as evidence, the unusually high number of UFO sightings during the past four-years that Trump has been in office, and are often seen wherever Trump is.
Could it be that’s how they “collude?”
The act will end with clips of, Greta Thunberg, and the endless stream of usual Hollywood celebrity suspects; each pleading to impeach Trump now, before it’s too late to save our planet, followed by, tears, sobs, wailing: the works!
End: act three.
The fantastic enthusiasm following, “Son of Impeachment,” will guarantee the “Mini-Series” is not far away, beginning with: “Impeachment Rides Again,” “Return of the Impeachment,” and “The Ghost of Impeachment!”
Like they say: “There’s no business, like show business!”