Doug’s Rant

| Doug's Rants | July 12, 2018


 Oh my, gosh! The sky is falling, the Russians are coming, nuclear power plants are melting down – wait, they aren’t melting down, it’s our left leaning friends who are melting down. It’s kind of funny and sad at the same time, just as it was when Trump was elected, the tears were flowing, and there were yearnings for safe places. Again, we’re seeing genuine angst coming from liberal novices, entertainers and elected swamp-dwellers.

See if you can feel their pain:

This nominee will probably kill absolutely everyone in America. Millions will die. Possibly billions.

This is the end of the world as we know it.”


This nomination will cement the first American dictatorship.”

Trump’s announcement is a death sentence for thousands of women in the United States.”

“OK Ladies and Gentlemen who care for and respect ladies, it is official. The move back to Medieval Values, Sharia Law even, where old, bitter men get to tell women what is best for their bodies, lives, and well being is as done a deal as this is Twitter. Unless we say NO! NO!”

 “Brett Kavanaugh represents a fundamental threat to the promise of equality.”

 “President Trump has told us what he wants to do. He wants to roll back worker’s rights, civil rights, women’s rights and he picked a guy that will do just that.”

 Then the anguished angst went too far as it penetrated the brains of the liberal zealots after the appointment was announced. Some stormed the street of the Supreme Court building, intimidating the Fox News anchor who was just trying to do her job by reporting outside of the court house.           

 Shannon Bream Tweeted:

“Literally had to bail on our live show from SCOTUS. Moving the show back to the safety of the studio.”

 “Very few times I’ve felt threatened while out in the field. The mood here tonight is very volatile. Law enforcement appears to be closing down 1st Street in front of SCOTUS.”

 Wow, once again, the hypocrisy of these people is overwhelming as they show us what they’re really made of when they violate the values they supposedly care so much about.

As far as the over-the-top, knee-jerk reactions from the more “civil” left-leaners, I just hope they’re able to react to normal bumps in the road that come at us in life better than they do a mere announcement that really doesn’t affect their lives one way or the other.

Chagrin City:

 Have you ever known anyone who just did things better than you, whether at school or on the job? I remember my days working for the Tucson and Phoenix newspapers, as well as USA Today, and there was always that one guy or gal who excelled when it came to meeting goals or objectives, much to my chagrin.

Can you imagine the chagrin President Obama is feeling these days? If he is as smart as he seems to be, he’s got to be thinking, “Man this Trump guy is kicking my presidential butt! Who knew he would have so much energy and follow-through skills to get as much done as he has in this short of time, the guy is wearing me out.       

 I’m not saying he agrees with anything Trump has accomplished, but he has to realize that compared to what he accomplished in eight years and what Trump has accomplished in a year and a half, it ain’t even close.

He’s got to be saying to himself, “I can’t believe by strengthening the military and taking a tough stance, he’s getting more respect from those guys than I did. He even got the dude from North Korea to sit down with him, making Trump look better than me. I guess I should have called him Rocket Man and said I have a Nuclear Button that is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my button works! No wonder they called me the Appeaser-in-Chief, I feel like such a wimp.           

“What’s really bugging me is how the economy has done so well since Trump took over. I suppose common sense should have told me that lowering taxes and regulations on businesses would have helped turned things around in a big way. Heck, economic growth is up, unemployment is down, the number of people on food stamps is down, job growth and the labor participation rate is up too.”

“I mean, come on, I didn’t want to enact all of that stuff that has helped with Trump’s economy, because I really thought socialistic governing was the way to go. It looks like I was wrong, and now my legacy is circling the drain.And if you really look at it, I didn’t do much of squat while I had that job. But hey, at least I acted presidential with my great speaking ability and my cool, suave personality. But then again, where did that get me?”                         

Have Americans Lost Our Minds?

That was the title of Gary Horton’s column in The Signal newspaper this week. The pull quote from the piece read: “Our blogs, websites, Facebook posts and partisan news sites are forever at each other’s throats, in the most uncivil and essentially un-American way. Any drive for unity and consensus is essentially out the door these days.”    

I had to chuckle a bit on that one, recalling some of the stuff he has written over the years (I didn’t remember word for word, so I looked some of them up):

My gut reaction to Ryan’s exploitative dribble is, ‘Go to hell, you duplicitous bastard and take your make-believe prayer with you!’ Why doesn’t Ryan take a bullet himself and tell us just how well prayers are working for him?

Donald Trump is a master dog whistler and that whistler speaks to our ears, clever words designed to enrage hate against the other and he would divide our nation for his own empowerment, who destroys our national respect and honor for his own aggrandizement.

Trump will be Trump! We can’t really stop him. So what if his son-in-law haggles for mega-loans from his White Office? So what if the daughter hawks her wares, levering the presidential seal?

Now, I’m no angel in this regard, and Gary makes a good point as to the need for greater civility between those we disagree with, but you know what they say, “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” Just sayin’. (-:      

Quips, Quotes & Headlines:

NFL Players’ Association files grievance over anthem policy: (Headline)

*Please see “Take a Knee” on page 10.   (Me)

 Hillary Clinton eyes 2020: (Headline)

*Are you kidding me right now?! (Me)

“I can think of no better description than to call ICE a terrorist organization, and I will wear any criticism from Mike Pence as a badge of honor.” (Cynthia Nixon, actress and candidate for Governor of New York).

*Is she serious right now?  (Me)

Kentucky Defies Leftists & Atheists, Brings the Bible Back to Schools: (Headline)

*When will California do the same? Don’t hold your breath (Me)

“Let me tell you this about Adam. Adam’s had a terrible last couple of years, he wanted to be the attorney general under Hillary Clinton and no one in the country worked harder to protect her than Adam Schiff.  He wanted to be the head of the CIA, he wanted … to run for Senate in the People’s Republic of California, but he couldn’t win either of those seats, so now, now he wants to be the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee — speaking of the apocalypse, Adam Schiff wants to be the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. (Trey Gowdy)

“No American should be above the law, including The President.” (Juan Williams, Fox News)

*Wait a minute Juan – are you including Hillary Clinton, too? If so, we’ve got a mess of an injustice on our hands. (Me)

It seems to be that if you are running for president on the Democratic side in 2020 or thinking about it, you have to prove you are the most insane person when it comes to Trump nominees, President Trump could nominate George Washington and they would all be up in arms.”  (Sen. Lindsey Graham)

Letter to the Ranter:


Just read the rant. Although I just couldn’t read all the sick people from the left spouting on,  excellent points about how things would change if there was a terror attack (and did not know about bombs on ships…they hate us and will never stop–and I don’t just mean the left!) and I had somehow missed the Obama ladies room line…CLASSIC!!!!  LOVED all the Ted quotes you got in there! He is a great entertainer and American.  Harry

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Doug Sutton is the publisher of Santa Clarita Gazette, Canyon Country and Pet Me Magazine. Doug is active in Rotary Club of Santa Clarita, Heart of the Canyons Church, and a past board member of the local Chamber of Commerce. Doug and Jeannie have been married for 34 years, living in the Santa Clarita Valley for over 20 years, raising their 3 sons here.

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