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City Seal is Now Just an Ad for Plastic Surgery

| Entertainment | April 1, 2019

In light of recent concerns that the city seal does not so accurately represent the community, city officials decided on a new symbol that they feel better serves its constituency – an 11×8 glossy ad for plastic surgery.

“I just feel more comfortable pledging my allegiance to a mommy-makeover coupon,” said local PTA President Janice. “When I look around town, I don’t see a picket fence and a grassy hill; I see driveways littered with tummy tuck advertisements and billboards alerting me of flaws I never knew I had. My community is finally being represented.”

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